I think I would like this guy about a hundred times more if he had a big volleyball-shaped chain that said “TOM HANKS’ KID” on it in diamonds

Louis CK’s opinion is relevant to the discussion, sure. A lot of what he said is perfectly valid, even though I disagree entirely with the whole “hyuk hyuk just comedians doin’ comedy” defense.

I just don’t care whether or not he was “offended” because the implication that the a gay person’s feelings about a gay joke should be measured against the reaction of a heterosexual is just completely ridiculous.

I think the gay community at large will be quite relieved to hear that these egregious remarks did not offend a white heterosexual male.

I was just mostly thinking about the fact that only like one of these guys could possibly be wearing underwear and it grossed me out so much that I had to write a poem.

Gay / Lesbian / Bi / TRON

Godammit, he’s wearing the shorts AGAIN!

The Twins will not, in fact, return for Transformer 3, but in the spirit of diversity, Bey and his crack team of writers have replaced them with several new ‘ethnically-oriented’ robots. Brace yourself for the dramatic introduction of the super-genius robot Brains, a buck-toothed force for good, who confounds enemies with his thick accent before blinding them with his bottle-top spectacles. Children of all ages will thrill to the exploits of Hymie and Schnozz, the Autobot accountants, who manage the team’s finances, shirk physical confrontation, and suffer from hilarious post-nasal drip! Also new to the series is Landscape, a Decepticon with a thick Mexican accent whose special powers include a special attack known as “The Border Jump” and, of course, “kidnapping”.

I have this really good friend, we’ve been buddies since college, and my fiancee and I invite him over to watch Lost with us. I am glad that this is about to end. While generally a mellow and easy-to-get-along-with guy, as soon as Lost begins, he immediately turns into Horatio Caine.

Last night, every time a previous episode was alluded to, he would swivel rapidly on the couch, point at me, snap his fingers and dramatically raise his eyebrows. At several points during last night’s episode, he decided to illustrate his deep intellectual connection with the show’s writers by pointing at the screen for the thirty seconds prior to a revelation and then immediately pump his fist and go “told ya” or “SEE?”. At every commercial break, he’d spend a few minutes detailing ‘what was going to happen next’ and then would punch me in the arm or mutter to himself when his predictions came true.

After the episode was over, my fiancee and I were discussing the plot and he immediately jumped in to blurt “IT’S LIKE THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS AND HE HAS TO WATCH THEM ALL DIE ONE BY ONE”. I still don’t honestly know what that means but I didn’t want to encourage him and prompt any more extended Infowars-caliber Lost rants.

I love this show but I wish it didn’t make people so difficult to watch television with.

This is all gonna turn out to be viral marketing for the Double Down

ps this facebook connect thing is dumb as heck cuz i definitely didn’t wanna leave a long in-depth comment about porno marketing under my GOVERNMENT NAME dammit

Every time I see things like this, I think of the ‘Tea Party Rappers’ like Polatik and Hi-Caliber, or that guy who sings gospel at their events and then tries to sell CD’s. It occurs to me that those guys must watch videos like this too, and think “Yep, there’s my target audience. For my raps. This crazy screaming guy is who i make music for. He makes it all worthwhile.”

That creeps me out a lot.

All of this Insane Clown ret-con is fine and dandy, but it bears mentioning that these guys, who have always included “one or two deep, meaningful songs” on their albums, routinely did so between tracks entitled “I Stuck Her With My Wang” and “Beverly Kills 90210″.