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I am pro Rap Battle, but anti public proposal. My brain and my heart are hurting this day.
And laughing over salads I assume.
*Glares at ladyrainicorn until she toes the woman line*
I assume she already has the insurance policy on him, and breaking up now to find another boyfriend to marry and murder would be too much work this far in the game.
It would make me laugh so hard if DDL went method as eminem or something and beat his kid at a rap battle.
I always think these are silly since last year’s winner is (usually) still alive. SO obviously they were wrong somewhere. Up your game, People Magazine. Make this a highlander thing. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
The important thing about “Only Lovers Left Alive” is SWINTON. Shine on, you crazy diamond
I found out I might need to move for work this morning (not far, but a wrench in my plans nontheless) so James McAvoy here on Videogum really takes the sting away. Thanks Kelly! Thanks dirty hippie Xavier!
That is irritating, but still, JAMES MCAVOY. I WILL SUPPORT YOUR CAREER, JAMES MCAVOY!
It IS delightful!
FUCK YES HOW DID I NOT ALREADY KNOW THIS WAS HAPPENING I WANT TO DIE FROM JOY RIGHT NOW
Or MAYBE sharks just don’t take too kindly to Grill thieves in these here parts
Also I hope the unforeseen circumstances involve nursing a certain ex-meth manufacturer back to health! Or something nice. A herd of corgis need petting or something.
I am doing swell! I got new shoes which are like oxfords but with heels, and I have all my holiday shopping done early so I get to be super smug about that for the next two months. “Oh, you’re still looking? How cute. I bought everything I needed in October.” – me, right before getting punched in the face.
Also someone called me a bitch in the skyway this morning for having the unmitigated temerity to walk in a hallway, and it was pretty much the most hilarious thing ever.
If you have beans, you may be able to contribute to energy production!
I love that they got all CSI on the vomit. Instead of shouting “Ewwwww!” and running away like a normal person.
tutukulatu, I am a bad adult, but I can rent a car so that counts for something I hope.
My day is going great. Did you know you can make origami corgis? I call it corigiami.
Yeah. Also, dude has pretty much lost everything he has ever known. Let him have his ancient patchy shirt.
That might just be too perfect.
I won’t lie, if Moby Dick gets cast I might watch it (drunk) (while throwing things at the screen) (and screaming)
That pretty much has to be it. Like, the script pages he got weren’t so bad, but then. BUT THEN.
Also ladyrainicorn, I think we should start a support group, where we can just sit in rocking chairs and stare at the wall and think about how we’ve seen turrible things. (these books)