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 0Posted on Jan 28th, 2014 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (18 comments)


I walk past L. Ron Hubbard’s DC house on my way to work everyday. My friend and I are going to tour the scientology church soon, although we have to give them our names and that give me pause.

 +10Posted on Jan 22nd, 2014 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (94 comments)

My day was good because DC is a bunch of babies when it comes to weather, so we had a two hour late start at work!

Although it’s so cold that I can’t bring myself to take off my coat/scarf/hat.

 +6Posted on Apr 17th, 2013 | re: How To: Open A Can With A Spoon (32 comments)

I think this guy thinks that a spoon is actually a can opener, much the same way he thinks that pears are actually peaches.

 +13Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: VW's Racist Super Bowl Commercial (136 comments)

wait… did you really just spoil New Girl? not cool.

 +1Posted on Oct 29th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (29 comments)

how is a multi-cam show any different? Are viewers able to see a difference?

 +5Posted on Oct 29th, 2012 | re: Stay Safe Out There, You Joggers In Horses Masks (14 comments)

I watched that live on the news this morning!

You know what sucks? Being the only single roommate, while all other roommates are at their significant others’ houses. It’s great that I don’t have to work today, but seriously, what am I supposed to do all day?

 +1Posted on Aug 9th, 2012 | re: Scully And Mulder Are Kissing!!!!!!!! (19 comments)

I seriously used to call my ex’s penis The Truth.

 +3Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: Shark Alert! Stay Out Of The Water! (24 comments)

Kelly. My life is in shambles and I’m taking the bar exam a week from tomorrow and my boyfriend just broke up with me, and the only thing that’s kept me going is knowing that in 12 days I will be on the beach. But now you’ve taken that from me. I give up.

Your life is like those Toyota Venza commercials.

 +26Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT FOR NETFLIX NEWS YOU GUYS (34 comments)

A trick is something a whore does for money.

 +3Posted on Jul 9th, 2012 | re: YOGA BREAK! (12 comments)

Thank you Kelly. I’m taking the bar exam in 2 weeks and I really needed a new stress reliever to keep me from completely losing it.

 +5Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 | re: Taco Bell "Airlifts" 10,000 Tacos To Alaska Because What? (35 comments)

That’s how they feed the people in Afghanistan and Iraq, too.

 +2Posted on Jul 5th, 2012 | re: Is Tom Hiddleston People's Sexiest Man Alive??? (24 comments)


 +4Posted on Jul 3rd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)


 +3Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: The Amazing Spider-Man Is As Fun As It Is Unnecessary (36 comments)

For some reason a guy took me to see that on our second date. Not a good second date.

 0Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Today We All Wish We Were This Child Drinking From A Hose (6 comments)

I literally just closed out of that article before heading over to Videogum. I only read the first two sentences of that article though because I’m so damn busy.

 +3Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: The Anderson Cooper Letter (11 comments)

The Mole was a great show

 +4Posted on Jun 20th, 2012 | re: The Story Behind Twin Peaks Is Pretty Interesting! (71 comments)

What is Twin Peaks?

 +4Posted on Jun 19th, 2012 | re: 10 Even Lesser Known Natural Wonders (15 comments)

YES Kelly I am with you on those Magic Erasers! I’m pretty sure those actually are magical. For the two years I’ve lived in my apartment I’ve been unable to clean some stains off of my stove, and then on Saturday, in an act of desperation because I was moving and wanted to get my deposit back, I bought those magic erasers. And omg they worked and it was the best thing ever.

 +6Posted on Jun 19th, 2012 | re: To Baby Ryan Gosling Dancing To C+C Music Factory A Predator (24 comments)

I don’t remember what this is about, but I specifically remember watching it on laser disk in my 7th grade science class.

 +3Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Shirley (13 comments)

I sympathize with you, baby. My boyfriend did the same thing to me this morning.

 +4Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale (161 comments)

Wasn’t the girl who talked to Don at the bar Megan’s friend? I thought she was trying to get revenge on Megan for taking her part. Or maybe I just think all blondes look the same.

 +2Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: Late Night's "Downton Sixbey," Episode 2 (7 comments)

THANK YOU! so good!

 +2Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: Late Night's "Downton Sixbey," Episode 2 (7 comments)

I want to watch this so bad but I’m afraid it will spoil the end of season 2!