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This story gives me some Good Vibrations.
“…what first world citizen has the right to complain about anything…”
Wait, someone re-wrote the Lorax to be about the ENVIRONMENT?
How dare they change the original message? (It was about vampires.)
Right NOW those shoes are being auctioned off to keep Michael J Fox from having to walk around on the ceiling, sure. But in 2015, they’ll be available in every corner drugstore!
The only meal I’d serve a vampire is a steak. Through the heart! And I’M to blame!
I give love a bad name.
I get Bret McKenzie a lot, but he’s not ugly.
A lot of people find skinny, scruffy dudes appealing.
I bet you feel the way I do, when I see hipsters wearing glasses they don’t need.
YOU DON’T KNOW OUR STRUGGLES, HIPSTERS/MATT DAMON
So if I’m understanding this right, God wants to take me to the circus.
Seems theologically sound, but WHICH CIRCUS??
What a prat. I hope he falls.
Largely White, Straight Office- Based on a British series, this documentary-style show follows the shenanigans of a largely white, straight office workplace. Some minorities make appearances.
Black People- A young man from west Philadelphia moves to Bel Air, after one little fight. Learns to get along with his annoying cousin and strict uncle.
Yellow Family- An animated series about a yellow family. The boy is somewhat mischievous.
Cisgendered Dancing Show, with an Exception- A dancing competition for cisgendered people, with one exception.
Aw man, this isn’t real, is it? Got to calibrate my bullshit detector.
What I find bizarre (Oh, what do you, personally, find bizarre about this, Gnorm?) is that, not only is it written by, directed by, and starring Emeril LaGasse, (he’s just like Orson Welles!) but it is apparently produced by the Food Network?
It’s one thing if a man who cooks decides to make a movie.
It’s another thing altogether when the FOOD NETWORK decides to make a comedy about abortion, religion and art.
This is like if the Cartoon Network decided to make a movie about Uganda.
Ricky Gervais, comedy genius, has just invented Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Things that normal people wear:
2. Bedazzled jeans
3. Studs (?)
4. A lot of money
How did that girl fall in love with 16 Irish men in Italy? Are there a lot of Irishmen in Italy?
Actually, maybe there are. I have no idea.
“My descendents came over on the Mayflower.”
Time traveler alert!
One prediction: Johnny Depp replaces Michael Keaton, Beetlejuice becomes a sex symbol for preteen Hot Topic backpacks.
You’re thinking of T-Boz, Left Eye and Chilli, aren’t you?
What is that, a Starship Troopers reference?
Baby, Stupid, Love.
Not true. I see the Internet naked all the time!
Well, I mean there ARE volcanoes on the moon, they just aren’t active.
Here’s hoping Orson Welles will make an appearance in this Muppet movie, too.
What? Why wouldn’t he?