“…what first world citizen has the right to complain about anything…”

Indeed.

Right NOW those shoes are being auctioned off to keep Michael J Fox from having to walk around on the ceiling, sure. But in 2015, they’ll be available in every corner drugstore!

I get Bret McKenzie a lot, but he’s not ugly.
A lot of people find skinny, scruffy dudes appealing.
RIGHT???

So if I’m understanding this right, God wants to take me to the circus.
Seems theologically sound, but WHICH CIRCUS??

Largely White, Straight Office- Based on a British series, this documentary-style show follows the shenanigans of a largely white, straight office workplace. Some minorities make appearances.

Black People- A young man from west Philadelphia moves to Bel Air, after one little fight. Learns to get along with his annoying cousin and strict uncle.

Yellow Family- An animated series about a yellow family. The boy is somewhat mischievous.

Cisgendered Dancing Show, with an Exception- A dancing competition for cisgendered people, with one exception.

What I find bizarre (Oh, what do you, personally, find bizarre about this, Gnorm?) is that, not only is it written by, directed by, and starring Emeril LaGasse, (he’s just like Orson Welles!) but it is apparently produced by the Food Network?

It’s one thing if a man who cooks decides to make a movie.
It’s another thing altogether when the FOOD NETWORK decides to make a comedy about abortion, religion and art.

This is like if the Cartoon Network decided to make a movie about Uganda.

Things that normal people wear:
1. Pastels
2. Bedazzled jeans
3. Studs (?)
4. A lot of money

“My descendents came over on the Mayflower.”
Time traveler alert!

You’re thinking of T-Boz, Left Eye and Chilli, aren’t you?

Baby, Stupid, Love.

Not true. I see the Internet naked all the time!

You know what I miss? Drive-in movies.