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 +3Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: That's Your Coloring Book: 9/11 Coloring Book (49 comments)

You know, you’ve got the Obama’s, obviously, that general guy, let’s see…who else….MJ? That should be good, let’s run with it.

 +2Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: (Don't) Help Fund Millionaires' Debut Album! (36 comments)

too late, they’re funded. This on the other hand, appears to be struggling:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cimmfest/parallax-sounds-documentary?ref=live

 +4Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: Your Emergency Hurricane Irene Netflix Instant Streaming Go Bag (88 comments)

Does anyone really like Gates of Heaven for any reason other than its existence is the reason Werner Herzog once ate his shoe?

 +6Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop (46 comments)

Cube 2! Hypercube!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 +2Posted on Aug 19th, 2011 | re: End Of The Day Urinal Slide (29 comments)

That is not Wrigley Field.

 +11Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: This Tom Waits/Cookie Monster Mashup Is Just Completely Correct (22 comments)

One time I declined to pay $300 for my wife and I to see Tom Waits, thinking it was too much money. I now realize this was incorrect, and often think of $300 expenses in terms of missed opportunities to see Tom Waits.

 +8Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: 9-11: You Know, For Kids (49 comments)

Was that movie called Poetic Justice because her name was Justice, and she was a poet?

 +8Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth (74 comments)

Gwyneth, you’re not even close.

 +14Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth (74 comments)

In her world “schlepping” somewhere is being chauffeured to and from a private entrance at the ridiculously simplest time of day to do anything, in order to watch a live musical performance from VIP seating. What a schlep, that Beyonce.

 +4Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Don't Start Early OR Late, You Guys, Start On Time (38 comments)

Thanks. That explains why I missed it.

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Don't Start Early OR Late, You Guys, Start On Time (38 comments)

Where did this start?

 +3Posted on Aug 2nd, 2011 | re: Gold Surprise (59 comments)

I will NEVER forget femskins.

 +3Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar (40 comments)

Can’t wait for YCMIU this week.

 +2Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Today We Are All This Kid Outside The Morning News (27 comments)

Oh man, that video. Great timing. I’ll be heading to Pitchfork today, and I can only hope to see some dancing somewhere near this caliber.

 0Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud (94 comments)

He is, thanks. Slight scar, but he has a beard anyway…

 +5Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Videogum Is Forever, At Least For DS3M (74 comments)

Very cool DS3M.

 0Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Robot Mouth Says "Go Back To Bed" (33 comments)

Bingo! Nightmare DNA!

 +11Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud (94 comments)

By a homeless guy. That part is important. It was a homeless guy that stabbed him in the lips.

 +11Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud (94 comments)

My brother got stabbed in the lips outside a bar in Wicker Park (Chicago) a few years ago. In the lips!

 +3Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: This Cat Is A Jerk And What It's Doing Does Not Count As "Boxing" (32 comments)

Every time my cat does this to my dog, I laugh at him. My dog also does not care in the least that he is taking tiny little cat jabs to the face.

 +3Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (26 comments)

What is happening in this picture?? That is not real water. Is that Goofy getting splashed? Is that an outboard motor shaped American flag? Is the man in the back seat a cardboard cutout? Is the sign actually in the scene or just added to the picture? So many questions.

 +1Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Videogum's Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011 (67 comments)

I’m with you. I love the Chinese Restaurant. I don’t know why.

 +10Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Vancouver (115 comments)

Hopefully it’s Luongo’s car. He would probably deserve more than any other Vancouver resident.

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (38 comments)

I tacked Gates of Heaven onto an Amazon order a while back on the basis of a Roger Ebert quote calling it the best movie ever or something, and also some sort of Herzog connection? I forget, but that movie was very uninteresting and difficult to get through.

Fog of War, conversely, was fascinating and compelling.

 +2Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Duplass Brothers Pen New Mumbleblog Film (22 comments)

Are Pitchfork writers considered “bloggers”? Is Pitchfork even considered a blog? I don’t think of it that way. No comments! Doesn’t a website have to have comment threads to be considered a blog?