You know, you’ve got the Obama’s, obviously, that general guy, let’s see…who else….MJ? That should be good, let’s run with it.

Does anyone really like Gates of Heaven for any reason other than its existence is the reason Werner Herzog once ate his shoe?

Cube 2! Hypercube!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

One time I declined to pay $300 for my wife and I to see Tom Waits, thinking it was too much money. I now realize this was incorrect, and often think of $300 expenses in terms of missed opportunities to see Tom Waits.

Was that movie called Poetic Justice because her name was Justice, and she was a poet?

Gwyneth, you’re not even close.

In her world “schlepping” somewhere is being chauffeured to and from a private entrance at the ridiculously simplest time of day to do anything, in order to watch a live musical performance from VIP seating. What a schlep, that Beyonce.

Thanks. That explains why I missed it.