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 -1Posted on Jun 5th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club Reminder: X-Men: First Class (23 comments)

Saw it last night, ultimately successful but did not fulfill its potential. Fassbender and McAvoy had great chemistry and presence, but I feel like everyone else was severely underwritten. More Fassbender, fewer mutants? Marvel has burned me out.

 0Posted on Jun 4th, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Ahh, this reminds me of the good old days :)

 +6Posted on May 10th, 2011 | re: Didn't Y'all Learn This In Champagne School? (26 comments)

He was so calm when the cork popped, totally #unfazed

Ahh, looks like you beat me to it. Hold on, let me just regurgitate that joke back up…. there it is, all yours.

I puke into your mouth hole and you puke into my mouth hole… back and forth… forever.

“Shit, do I have to find a white guy to eat this with now?”

 +2Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Hi, Skynet! (46 comments)

And after the break- Was your computer acting up last night? The vacuum, maybe, to all the women out there? Well, America, you’d better start thinking about trading your Android in for an iPhone, and quick! And Obama? No where to be found… Fox and Friends, back in a minute after the break.

 +7Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 50: #HollywoodPostItNote (139 comments)

Website screencaps w/ datestamps- WGA admissible? Work in court? Info needed ASAP, poss. rights challenge. Thx!

 +4Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 50: #HollywoodPostItNote (139 comments)

4D – can mktg use it? Talk to legal re: liability. We’re stuck, make something work. Thx!

 +7Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 50: #HollywoodPostItNote (139 comments)

After we take care of R. Quaid, can something be done about T. Arnold? Schtick’s getting old, needs to STFU, he’s spoiling True Lies/Avatar sequel surprise, Jim’s pissed.

 +8Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 50: #HollywoodPostItNote (139 comments)

Big on twitter hollywoodpostits or something – where is this set up? Sounds like CBS- Investigate rights, poss. sitcom? Jr. Agent, new boss, office romance?

Call my girl, get back to me.

 +5Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: Well, The 2011 Day Of Prayer Looks Fucking Terrifying (90 comments)

I’m gonna properly post:


National Day of Prayer 2: Book of Secrets

…But they kinda give away the endtimes in the trailer

 +4Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Two Benjamin Buttons Arguing (49 comments)

Is that like a grown-person’s arm?

Ew, gross, ack.. sorry

 +2Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: The Wire As Victorian Novel (24 comments)

If challenging the King, it is ESSENTIAL that one’s aim be true.

 +12Posted on Mar 17th, 2011 | re: One Helluva Town (27 comments)

“You like apples?”
“Hmm… no, I’m more of an orange guy, why do you ask?”
“Well I got her- wait, what? Uhh… I, uh… I really wasn’t expecting you to not like apples…”

 +1Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: All Nate Doggs Go To Heaven (24 comments)

Blow the (Ultrasonic) Whistle

 +2Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: All Nate Doggs Go To Heaven (24 comments)

Chasing the big low-rider in the sky

 0Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: The Case Against Mr. Bra (43 comments)

OF COURSE he has to clear his throat at the beginning. Of course he does. He’ll need tools. OBVIOUSLY. “Always tight!”
“Each inch- each inch, girls!”
-Mr. Bra

 0Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai! (36 comments)

Did he ever settle that beef with 50 Cent? Pretty brave considering how much time they both have on their hands these days

 +5Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: Super 8 Trailer, You Guys (22 comments)

Hammer, I found this earlier (going through old posts is pretty great sometimes), and I have to ask, is this just a beautiful coincidence?

Riiight there at the end ^

 0Posted on Mar 9th, 2011 | re: Die Antwoord "Rich Bitch" Music Video, You Guys (35 comments)

DJ Hi-Tek has lost a lot of weight… Good for him!

I wish I hadn’t gotten to this party so late, BUT… has everyone forgotten the tea party rally in Yorba Linda, reported on this very site, where horrifyingly racist things were said to Muslim women and children? Fucking SENATORS (!) were at that rally. C’mon, people. Whether tea party-goers self-identify as racist or not, their ideology is based on an implicitly racist self-other dialectic, and I don’t think that can be argued.

 +6Posted on Mar 7th, 2011 | re: Sarah Palin VS. Kathy Griffin (19 comments)

Her Life on the Tea-List

Since I really don’t like Ms. Aniston, I assumed her self-mockery would be enjoyable. But it wasn’t. What was that?

 +16Posted on Mar 7th, 2011 | re: Obligatory Posting Of The Jennifer Aniston SmartWater Internet Commercial (45 comments)

I want that 2:46 of my life back.