I only like James Woods because of this:

Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.

I was thinking the same thing. It’s weird if they’re using our inside jokes, but if that’s the case why not hand him these instead:

That was a nice antidote to reading the comments on CNN’s report about the 14 year old shot by border patrol.

Oh man, so many early morning laughs. I could tell this morning, when momma cooked a breakfast with no hog, that it was gonna be a good day. Upvotes, all around.

Yeah, photoshopping a teen idol’s face onto a 1990 romcom poster while at work is risky business, especially if you’re a 26 year old man. I felt the way Anne Frank must have felt when she was photoshopping Bieber heads onto Sabrina posters.

Two birds, one stone

I had a teacher in high school who was a Vietnam vet, and he would often stare out the window for long periods of time while we were testing, presumably with an expression similar to this cat’s.