Holy fuck a tv audience member who thinks he can write a show better than the people who actually do it? You sir are one in a million.

Here’s my critique of the entire guido subculture-Unlike your juggalos, your standard rednecks-white trash, or people who are proud of being ghetto, guidos dont necessarily suffer from any sort of poverty-institutional, regional, or racially based poverty at all. Those other groups are in a way turning their marginalization into a badge of honor. These people seem to be from pretty standard middle class, stable environments-sure the singular ethnic nature of some of their neighborhoods might encourage a kind of non-mainstream culture but how does it get this extreme? I really doubt their parents even looked this ridiculous by 1980′s standards.

Colicchio needs to explain his contradictory standards for judging “Top Chef” 1 minute its-we only judge whats on the plate-the next he’s ragging on Jen for going in a different direction with her dish and critiquing her on being scattered in her thinking-did he taste that in the “Ducky Duck” he enjoyed so well?

How was their no mention of Bryan’s creepy laughter? If I heard Bryan’s laughter in a dark empty parking structure I think Id marinate my pants.

I really wish Jennifer got the MGM so she could have made Tupac Tuna Tartare

I think Mike I. watched “Tropic Thunder” and decided “Simple Jack” was his go to sexy look.