exchange the “it” for “is”, gah
The only thing he could or should be embarrassed about it that minor stumble at 0:29.
I wouldn’t want to date a girl who would run away and out of a car that just ran into and likely critically if not fatally injured a person.
The “Sorry, but I was in a rush to make out with my boyfriend” line will not work in court, hussy.
Great, now I’m pregnant.
I’m a Celebrity…. And You’re the Idiot that Watches This
Just another Final Destination film to heighten my fear of the truck, in front of me on the freeway, riding over a pothole and its (sharp) contents sliding off the truck into my windshield and piercing my skull…. I didn’t ask for this.
I don’t remember seeing any of my childhood female peers dressed as 1980s Oprah.
How did they know?!?!?
Point Spring Break
Peter & Pollen
Ughhhhhh (!!!)…… I second that motion.
[insert joke about bulimia disorders triggered because Beyonce came to school]
to which I respond, “Bulimia is not funny, guyyyyys.”
“Watching Beyonce dance makes me feel a lot better about myself.”
-every 8th grade girl in America
Neutering 101 Dalmatians
Bill and Ted’s So-So Adventure