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 +9Posted on Apr 13th | re: Today We Are All This Corgi (25 comments)

I look awesome.

You truly are the ultimateginge for creating all these marvelous Branson/Sybil gifs.

I feel like a gross perv about it but I want to see a Branson-Sybil sex scene SO BAD.

 +13Posted on Mar 26th | re: Well, So, Let's Talk About Mad Men (157 comments)

I did notice that, probably cause I just quit smoking and was like SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKE.

Does it mean butt stuff? I’ve always wondered if it meant butt stuff.

 +23Posted on Feb 14th | re: Who Is Your Videogum Valentine? (123 comments)

STEVE FUCKING WINWOOD. No joke.

 +15Posted on Jan 31st | re: Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl's 100th Episode? (50 comments)

WORD on Blair’s hair. Those were some ratty ass extensions.

 +9Posted on Jan 3rd | re: Omar's Comin' Yo! To Jail Yo! (Good One Yo!) (2012 Yo!) (13 comments)

Hope the stores of Baltimore have a goodly supply of the Honey Nut.

 +2Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: This Princess Does A Very Good Nicki Minaj (19 comments)

Hooray for a Gossip Girl shout out!

 +2Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E11: Oh My Goodness (62 comments)

This needs to happen.

 +4Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011 (41 comments)

Vitello Tonnato is delicious. Well done, NY Times.

 +12Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets (62 comments)

I like to get tanked on wine and watch Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights alone in my apartment.

 +8Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E07: Silver Me Up! Silver Me Down! (62 comments)

The borts, if you will.

 +4Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: Science Has (Incorrectly) Determined The Saddest Movie Scene Of All Time (91 comments)

I thought that Vada’s weeping willow poem was so deep, and longed to write something that good myself one day.

 +2Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing (48 comments)

This makes me think of Baby Jessica stuck down the well, a story that terrified the bejesus out of me when I was a kid.

 +4Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Entourage S08E01: WELCOME HOME, VINZO CHASEY! (14 comments)

I am in awe that you watched this garbage barge of a show for six freaking seasons.

 +16Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Would Be Caught Dead With A Coach Bag (71 comments)

I once read somewhere that Coach is the McDonald’s of fancy bags. So, haha on you, Gwynnie!

 +26Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E04: Fairy Drink Drunk (28 comments)

“Meow!” – Wolves.

 +11Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E04: Fairy Drink Drunk (28 comments)

So Kelly gets to do the Breaking Bad recaps, and Gabe has to do the True Blood ones… yay Kelly for winning that coin toss!

 +9Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Jonah Hill Suffering From The Machinist Disease! (56 comments)

Maybe now he will yell less. He is so yell-y!

 +45Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Emmy Nominations (127 comments)

My best friend – also a Monster! – once said that The Big Bang Theory is basically a half hour long Olive Garden commercial, humor-wise. It was a truly astute observation.

 +15Posted on Jul 13th, 2011 | re: Jake Gyllenhaal IS Mr. Cool Shirt (53 comments)

DITTO! Mine references Gabe’s vlog challenge and says ‘WRESTLE WITH THE DEVIL AND YOU WILL GET WET WITH FIRE.’ It is awesome.

 +3Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: Time To Wake Up, Babies! (20 comments)

You are not.

 +6Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: First Look At Some Dwarves From Peter Jackson's The Hobbit (9 comments)

I found the prank to be much more entertaining than the actual photo.