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 +1Posted on Sep 27th, 2013 | re: It's Time For Our Routine Checkup (173 comments)

PARENTHOOD RECAPS PLEASE.

 +10Posted on Jul 29th, 2013 | re: Under The Dome Has Been Renewed For A Second Season, R.I.P. Under The Dome (38 comments)

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Is he taking Birdie with him?!

 +10Posted on Jul 8th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (19 comments)

Six months no beer sounds miserable.

 +3Posted on Jun 28th, 2013 | re: Is There Such A Thing As A Hammock Fail, Though? (23 comments)

Has anyone else never actually been in a hammock because they are so terrified of a hammock fail?

 +27Posted on Jun 26th, 2013 | re: Paula Deen Refuses To Rest Her Case (81 comments)

TR, DW. (Too racist, didn’t watch)

 +3Posted on Jun 26th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (12 comments)

I unironically adore Channing Tatum and have lots of sex dreams about him, and by sex dreams I mean dreams where he and I sit around and talk about how wildly attractive each of us finds the other, and that it’d be rad to bone, but we love our respective spouses too much.

 +8Posted on Jun 24th, 2013 | re: BAD PARENT ALERT! BAD PARENT ALERT! BAD PAR (21 comments)

:(

 +5Posted on Jun 24th, 2013 | re: Mad Men Season Six Finale Open Thread (50 comments)

When they were about to bone and tearing their clothes off, all I could think about was how awkward it was gonna be for Ted to get out of that awful turtleneck.

 +11Posted on Jun 24th, 2013 | re: Mad Men Season Six Finale Open Thread (50 comments)

You’re new around here.

 +26Posted on Jun 24th, 2013 | re: Mad Men Season Six Finale Open Thread (50 comments)

“NOT GREAT, BOB!” was, in fact, so great.

 +4Posted on Jun 19th, 2013 | re: BREAKING PAULA DEEN UNREPENTANT RACISM NEWS! (13 comments)

Someone throw a ham at this racist goon.

 +4Posted on Jun 19th, 2013 | re: What Will Nashville Do Without T Bone Burnett?! (6 comments)

Kelly, part of my motivation for getting back into the V-gum commenting game is that you and I share a love for Nashville and Parenthood, and I wanted to be able to take part in your posts on them!

That said, CRAP IN A CANOE THIS STINKS and YES PLEASE JUST HIRE THE CIVIL WARS.

 +6Posted on Jun 19th, 2013 | re: The Impossibly Long Life Of Courtney Stodden (67 comments)

This is exactly why I missed you people.

 +21Posted on Jun 19th, 2013 | re: The Impossibly Long Life Of Courtney Stodden (67 comments)

Hi Videogummers! I used to comment all the time and then I quit cause I got a new job. And then I forgot my password. And then I figured out you could reset your password. And that brings us to today.

Anyway, Videogum is the best and I missed it and a post about Courtney Stodden’s nightmare boobs seemed as good a time as any to jump back in.

 +6Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

That’ll never be me, that’ll never be me. That’ll never be, never be me. NO… NO, NEVER, NEVER, EVER. And don’t you EVER THINK IT.

 +3Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

Yes! Dump him! He sounds like a jerk off.

 +9Posted on Apr 13th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Corgi (25 comments)

I look awesome.

You truly are the ultimateginge for creating all these marvelous Branson/Sybil gifs.

I feel like a gross perv about it but I want to see a Branson-Sybil sex scene SO BAD.

 +13Posted on Mar 26th, 2012 | re: Well, So, Let's Talk About Mad Men (157 comments)

I did notice that, probably cause I just quit smoking and was like SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKE.

 +31Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S01E03: No Thanks, Bates, I Do NOT Have A Strong Stomach (57 comments)

Does it mean butt stuff? I’ve always wondered if it meant butt stuff.

 +23Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Who Is Your Videogum Valentine? (123 comments)

STEVE FUCKING WINWOOD. No joke.

 +15Posted on Jan 31st, 2012 | re: Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl's 100th Episode? (50 comments)

WORD on Blair’s hair. Those were some ratty ass extensions.

 +9Posted on Jan 3rd, 2012 | re: Omar's Comin' Yo! To Jail Yo! (Good One Yo!) (2012 Yo!) (13 comments)

Hope the stores of Baltimore have a goodly supply of the Honey Nut.

 +2Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: This Princess Does A Very Good Nicki Minaj (19 comments)

Hooray for a Gossip Girl shout out!