Kinda hate myself for knowing this, but the Jackass guy who drank horse semen was Chris Pontius. Also that animal was a horse, because cows don’t produce semen, on account of them all being ladies.

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Haha, he pronounced “scüncis” as “skuncies” instead of “scrunchies.” How gauche!

My favorite part is the one errant hair hanging down in his forehead. My other favorite part is everything else. <3

bork bork bork!

Haha man, the fast food industry are such LIARS.

I used to manage at a place that was famous for its “fresh, hand-cut fries!” and “freshly squeezed lemonade!” The fries were frozen and the lemonade was a concentrate mix. We were instructed to straight-up lie to customers who asked if we really cut our fries and freshly-squeezed our lemonade.

We never kept our meat in drawers, though, so that one guy is a liar twice over.