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Yeah, who needs materialism? Except for maybe a guitar, an effects board, a mike, an arena sound system, giant backlit projector screens, a stage….
*Nose sold separately.
The next time you are out enjoying a tour of the famed CityWalk, make sure to stop and take two pictures of the old famous lady eating a hot dog. You’ll be glad you did.
When I confirmed my age to watch the Big Tits Zombies 3D Trailer (which I will instead call by its apparent actual title, Strippers5 vs. Zombies), I noticed I could enter 2010 as a birth year. Nobody born in 2010 can manipulate computer buttons! 2009, maybe if they’re a prodigy, but 2010, no way!
“I serve all my fanciest drinks out of Mason Jars.”
For a brief time, to a certain generation, he was a very important actor. Guys wanted to be like him, girls wanted to date him…without irony.
I like the video “Cycles” because while it is playing, I no longer feel responsible for my actions.
What is Andy Lau now? Like 60? Sheesh!
I want to set the record straight. A certain Mr. T. Grace did not solicit me in the alleyway; the first is always free. Thank You.
I so want to punch that one Jonas Bros. You know who I’m talking about…that one in the middle.
You are all mostly wrong. The bidet sketch is an instant classic.
If This Doesn’t Convince You to Make More Constructive Uses of Time, Then Nothing Will with Sarah Palin
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
- George Clooney, Up In The Air
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
- Helen Mirren, The Last Station
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
- Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
- Vera Farmiga, Up In The Air
- James Cameron, Avatar
- Up, Bob Peterson, Pete Doctor
- Precious: Based On The Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire, Geoffrey Fletcher
ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG)
- “The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart),” Ryan Bingham for Crazy Heart
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)
- Up, Michael Giacchino
-Avatar, Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg, Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair
-The Hurt Locker, Barry Ackroyd
-Nine, Colleen Atwood
-The Cove, Nominees to be determined
DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT)
-China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province, Jon Alpert and Matthew O’Neill
-Avatar, Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
-The White Ribbon (Germany)
-Star Trek, Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow
-A Matter of Loaf and Death, Nick Park
LIVE ACTION SHORT
-Instead of Abracadabra, Patrik Eklund and Mathias Fjellström
-The Hurt Locker, Paul N.J. Ottosson
-The Hurt Locker, Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett
-Avatar, Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones
What kind of monster downvotes a 12-step program?!?
color me flajazzled.
I’m just going to pretend that it says Salma Hayek and not Salma Hayek Pinault and that she is not married and took another man’s name and now I close my eyes and…there she is with a wonderful backpack just for me.
“Where’s my lanyard? Has anyone seen my lanyard? I need my lanyard for the next scene.” – Nicolas Cage
Rolling Stone: making all your Ke$ha sandwich nightmares come true since 1967.
“Sponsafy” is an early contender for word of the year.
I think TrOPHy cASE & Friends are eating at a library. And since they are famous they can be as loud as they want.
Senhora Decrepito Minusculo
I’m waiting for the Die Antwerd episode.
Thank you Yeah Cander! Whatever picture your avatar is of, I like it!
Jizz Lobbers Anonymous
Family Guy just called, it wants its jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker’s appearance back (part of the Tired Joke for Tired Jokes Recycling Program – TJTJRP).