Yeah, who needs materialism? Except for maybe a guitar, an effects board, a mike, an arena sound system, giant backlit projector screens, a stage….

Fun Mouth!*
*Nose sold separately.

The next time you are out enjoying a tour of the famed CityWalk, make sure to stop and take two pictures of the old famous lady eating a hot dog. You’ll be glad you did.

When I confirmed my age to watch the Big Tits Zombies 3D Trailer (which I will instead call by its apparent actual title, Strippers5 vs. Zombies), I noticed I could enter 2010 as a birth year. Nobody born in 2010 can manipulate computer buttons! 2009, maybe if they’re a prodigy, but 2010, no way!

“I serve all my fanciest drinks out of Mason Jars.”

For a brief time, to a certain generation, he was a very important actor. Guys wanted to be like him, girls wanted to date him…without irony.

I like the video “Cycles” because while it is playing, I no longer feel responsible for my actions.

What is Andy Lau now? Like 60? Sheesh!

I want to set the record straight. A certain Mr. T. Grace did not solicit me in the alleyway; the first is always free. Thank You.

I so want to punch that one Jonas Bros. You know who I’m talking about…that one in the middle.