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 0Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: Give Ginger Kid His Account Back Says Ginger Kid's Grandma (25 comments)

I think you meant to say “Grandfather”.

 +12Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: The Tenth Spring Jam Of 2011: "Nu Thang" (30 comments)

I am going to go with childhood trauma.

 +28Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: The Tenth Spring Jam Of 2011: "Nu Thang" (30 comments)

Confession time: I was on this show. It was called “Lift Jesus Higher” and as a kid my mom made me join a traveling puppet group, and we did about 8 performances for this show. It was filmed in South Bend, IN. That lady never let us take a break, even to go to the bathroom. Every time we wanted to rest or have a snack, she would tell us how expensive it was to rent the studio and that we needed to keep working.

At the time, even though the show was obviously crap, it was still exciting to be on TV.

 +16Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: How Is Betty White Not In This Movie? (33 comments)

How is Gabe not in this movie.

Seriously, forget all these baby stories, we need more stories about nonagenarians.

 +4Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Helen Staudinger (32 comments)

That is your carport.

 +4Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: The Best Basil Marceaux Dot Com Campaign Ad Yet! (52 comments)

I was one of those 3,497 people. C’mon, who doesn’t want 4 years of entertainment? If it makes you feel better you can think of my vote as some sort of social commentary on the state of American politics.

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Basil Marceaux Dot Com On Jimmy Kimmel Live (56 comments)

Holy crap I just realized I live in this man’s district, and I can vote for him for governor and House of Representatives. Ladies and Gentleman, life is good.

 +5Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: Playing Paintball With The Cast Of The Wire, Sort Of (99 comments)

D’OH (hit refresh dummy!)

 +2Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: Playing Paintball With The Cast Of The Wire, Sort Of (99 comments)


 +4Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (134 comments)

Is it just me or does Willow’s chest look huge in that picture?

 +12Posted on May 6th, 2010 | re: Please Be More Careful, Nerds! (78 comments)

But what if you find one that is really comfy and it fits you just right and you need something to wear to work that you may not love but it will get you through the day without annoying you?

I’m so nervous for you, werttrew! Pins and needles until WMOAT comes back. This will be the longest month(?) of my life.

 0Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: My Pet Peeves #201: MONDAYS! (43 comments)

Why is this not upvoted higher?!? Do people not get Simpson’s references anymore?

I demand satisfaction!

 +3Posted on Mar 30th, 2010 | re: What? (26 comments)

So the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?

 +14Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 | re: Stay Safe Out There, You Guys! (68 comments)

My fist has a cash value of 1/20 cent. Am I doing this right?

 0Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy (260 comments)

Joe Versus the Volcano was meant to be that way at least. The difference being that Envy is not self-aware. Also: “I’m not arguing that with you”. MLIJVTV.

 0Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: No, David Blaine (13 comments)

That video has subtitles so you don’t have to listen to his voice if you don’t want to.

 +2Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: The Simpsons Is A Thousand Years Old (41 comments)

It emotionally drains me to watch the Simpsons, knowing the heights from which they have fallen. Me watching the Simpsons is like Seth Meyers watching the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA ad.

 +7Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: Jersey Shore S01E06: Human Nightmares After All (43 comments)

Oddly enough, Stumpy Bastard is my nickname for Michael Cera. Go figure.

 +5Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: A Brief Note About Kell On Earth (30 comments)

Marky Marc Summers and the Funky Bunch