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 +7Posted on Feb 6th | re: EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK: Zack Snyder's Batman/Superman Movie (8 comments)

Damn you, Bookface!!!! You’re my Jesse Eisenberg.

 +8Posted on Feb 6th | re: EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK: Zack Snyder's Batman/Superman Movie (8 comments)

The casting of Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor makes a lot more sense now.

 +11Posted on Feb 6th | re: Gossip Girl S03E20: Assholes Without Borders (13 comments)

One word: SPINmedia.

 +11Posted on Feb 6th | re: Gossip Girl S03E20: Assholes Without Borders (13 comments)

Gabe?! I thought that was Eric Bana.

 +4Posted on Feb 5th | re: Is Famke Janssen Haunted By A Book Ghost?! (15 comments)

I reread this the other day and the police/Famke conversation was is and will 4eva be great.

 +7Posted on Feb 5th | re: Is Famke Janssen Haunted By A Book Ghost?! (15 comments)

Shit yourself, Facetaco!! SHIT YOURSELF!! http://www.videogum.com/545191/80-teddy-ruxpin-dolls-speaking-the-internets-personal-business/webjunk/ I’m going to miss saying facetaco.

 +12Posted on Feb 5th | re: Eventually The World Will Be Covered In Ash And Silence (16 comments)

I would pay good money to see this video on a big screen with a live reading of Gabe’s introduction.

 +12Posted on Feb 5th | re: Double Dog: My First And Last Survivor Audition Tape (26 comments)

I don’t know, she must have had to outwit, outplay, outlast a few people to get that apartment.

 +19Posted on Feb 5th | re: Double Dog: My First And Last Survivor Audition Tape (26 comments)

Did you quit because you realized you can’t work behind a desk if there’s no Videogum?

 +28Posted on Feb 5th | re: Yes, We Are Going To Watch "MORE SAND!" At Least One More Time (21 comments)

This really is bittersweet. I was going to post the lyrics to One More Time by Daft Punk but I was going to change the lyrics to One More Sand, because I was raised by a pack of wild Al Yankovics, but then I chose to share this story instead. When Y2K was looming, my brother turned into a doomsday prepper, he would “prepare” for the upcoming apocalypse by making makeshift hiding spots and hoarding canned food and bottled water. You’d think this would have freaked us out but he would just be so happy about it. He even had a doomsday CD mix that featured Daft Punk’s One More Time, 1999, REM and, most hilariously, J-Lo’s Waiting for Tonight. He was kind of a slacker and I’d never seen him put so much energy into something with so much gusto. Anyways, that’s what One More Time reminds me of. I don’t know if it’s appropriate to this post but I’m just glad to be watching More Sand one more time with my favorite internet people.

Remember when Kelly made a music video to promote her book about meeting European men?

Remember when Kelly had two parties to attend and, luckily, they were right next to each other but she had to switch clothes between venues and pretend like she was at both at the same time?

 +16Posted on Feb 4th | re: Downton Abbey S01E01: All's Bates That Ends Bates (19 comments)

Not every show can be Mexico: One Plate at a Time, facateco.

 +20Posted on Feb 4th | re: Downton Abbey S01E01: All's Bates That Ends Bates (19 comments)

One of my favorite all time comments came on a Downton thread. I believe it was Patrick M who said:

“I don’t understand British honorifics, but I’m 100% sure this whole series is a three-year-long set-up to a “Master Bates” joke.”

And that’s just a very elegant and beautiful way to make a jerking off joke, which in itself is one of the reasons VG is so great.
http://www.videogum.com/478421/downton-abbey-irl/tv/

 +11Posted on Feb 4th | re: Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge (39 comments)

Gabey did you hear about Topher?
Tell me are you watching bad movies?
Gabey are you gooping on Marie Antoinette?
Hey Gabey, are we losing touch?
And do you believe they put a lock on the blog?
Lock on the blog
Do you believe there’s nothing up Spin’s sleeve
And nothing is cool

 +8Posted on Jan 31st | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (26 comments)

The technology is already here.

What a time to be alive!*

*or dead, I guess

 +9Posted on Jan 31st | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (26 comments)

We’re putting that on your tombstone, BTW.

 +10Posted on Jan 31st | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (26 comments)

Follow up question: are you going to give the one you like best a rose?

 +8Posted on Jan 31st | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (26 comments)

With the same guy or different dudes?

 +11Posted on Jan 29th | re: Fedora Tricks And Parkour (27 comments)

Webster’s defines the phrase fake and gay as “not real and attracted to a member of the same sex” but I propose that this, this is fake and gay.

 +11Posted on Jan 28th | re: Deer Fart (22 comments)

Maybe if hunters saw this they’d realize just how much they have in common.

 +16Posted on Jan 28th | re: Deer Fart (22 comments)

Go ahead, I got a feeling I’m going to get more views after lunch.

 +15Posted on Jan 28th | re: Deer Fart (22 comments)

I spent 30 minutes talking to my Ukrainian coworker about this, does this mean I have to watch the video twice or Google a different deer fart video?

 +8Posted on Jan 28th | re: You Know Vin Diesel Loves Music… (21 comments)

I was about to hit play but I couldn’t get past the thumbnail. I’ll save this for when I can’t get fired for watching it.

 +7Posted on Jan 17th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (31 comments)

You should feel good, those are honest, demanding jobs.