HAHAHAHAHAH! I forgot to watch this movie, but this is the best movie recap I’ve read in a long time. Kelly should recap Mario Lopez’ entire filmography.
For some reason this makes me want to have ice cream.
Is he mad that he didn’t get the role of one of the Somali pirates?
Says Sam while wearing a metal bite-restrain mask.
This looks ridiculous. I can’t wait for the Videogum Ho ho ho ho HO ho HOliday Club.
Kelly took the picture.
Unaccompanied Minors? It seems dumb but it’s based on a true story from This American Life. I’ ve never seen it, though.
Friday After Next.
Millions by Danny Boyle. Too religious-y? Either way, great movie.
I thought the SpooOOOOoooky movie club was over?
Ahhhhh, that’s all I needed to know. Be back in 3 hours.
Next Friday the 13th
Madea Goes To Hell
Silver Lining Cosplaybook (because dressing up for Halloween is basically cosplay)
Remember when Jenny McCarthy said that vaccines caused her kid’s autism and then it turned out her kid never had autism and now a bunch of kids are in needless danger because their moms listened to someone who got famous for taking her clothes off?
Iiiiiiii want to lay and roll, ALL NITE
And sniff butts everee day
If you were truly a good negotiator you would’ve asked for two sandwiches.