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 +10Posted on Nov 6th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Election Day (47 comments)

Man, I hate those days when I have to go out but I have only one clean set of clothes left.

 0Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (60 comments)

At the end of the Parks & Rec episode, when Ben is on the phone with Leslie, I could swear he said “I loved you.” Anyone else notice that?

 +11Posted on Sep 25th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Alien Facehugger Bong (31 comments)

Hey come on, facehuggers are cute!

 +8Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: ATTN: Blake Lively Could Possibly Be Eating "More Than Normal" (27 comments)

If it turns out she’s not pregnant, I’d be real worried about the glowing.

 +1Posted on Sep 5th, 2012 | re: How Much Money Was In The Breaking Bad Money Pile? (10 comments)

It could be more than $43 million. He forgets about $100 bills, but I’ve definitely seen bundles of those ($10.000 a bundle) when the lawyer put them in safe deposit boxes. So the upper limit would be closer to $90 million (91.8 if the stack is 45 bundles high).

 +1Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: WHAT? ALERT: Julian Fellowes Says Americans Can't Do Period Drama! (30 comments)

Carrie?

Mister White and Pinkman.

 +3Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 | re: WASSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAP? Yo, This Is Andrew (44 comments)

Last time I checked (at the 2008 elections), republicans were a minority. Ha!

It’s the Pitts.

Christ, I already don’t care. The world went back to the dark ages, and now… what? We have to shoot things? Somebody is maybe evil? People will be walking around? What the hell am I even supposed to care about here? The only interesting thing in the story has already happened.

 +3Posted on Jul 24th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: The Soup Nazi Soup Truck (50 comments)

I bet he’s constantly followed at a short distance by the Hogan’s Heroes truck.

 +5Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: Uh-Oh, Is Tom Cruise Trying To Scientology Recruit Russell Brand?! (22 comments)

Weird, I thought Scientology didn’t give a damn about getting the message out, or any kind of positive publicity. I mean, that’s how they act usually.

 +1Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E01: The Magnet Plan That Could Never Fail (89 comments)

I thought that might be a quote from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon, so I looked it up:
“And don’t think it hasn’t been a little slice of heaven…’cause it hasn’t.” (Hair-Raising Hare, 1946)

…Probably not?

 +7Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E01: The Magnet Plan That Could Never Fail (89 comments)

I actually thought Walt was making a skull with his bacon. Like, now that I’m a supercriminal I need a cool logo, or something. Ok now that I wrote it down, it sounds stupid.

Nobody ever suspects Furball Kint.

Cat got your tongue?

 +7Posted on Jul 9th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Pat Buchanan Is Still An A-Hole (27 comments)

Sometimes it bears repeating, after a short period.

 +18Posted on Jul 9th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Pat Buchanan Is Still An A-Hole (27 comments)

Somebody ask him how alive he wants to be when there’s a black president.

 0Posted on Jun 23rd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (33 comments)

It does NOT say Moster’s Ball, OK? Sheesh.

 +2Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 | re: No Television Show Will Ever Die Again (30 comments)

Newsradio Origins: The Rise of Dave.

(Or: Escape From Wisconsin. Or: Dave Nelson, Canadian Spy)

 +5Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus (158 comments)

I guess I’m way too late for anyone to still read this, but I really need to say one thing.

The part of the movie that pretty much symbolizes, for me, what was wrong with it, was the moment when they were testing the alien DNA, and the machine said it was a “match.”

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, MACHINE? A match? Do you mean that the DNA is identical? Does it come from the exact same person? No it doesn’t, does it. You’re not a very exact machine.

So ok, I suppose I can accept that it means that the DNA is human. Like, 100% human. Well, that’s where I lose the entire plot of the movie. Because I thought those “aliens” were our designers, that they “made” us. But if they already have the entirety of our DNA, what is even left to design? Snappy clothes? I guess by “they created us,” the movie meant “they got pregnant.” THAT’S how you create a lifeform if you already have their exact same DNA. Nothing left to design or engineer. Or am I missing something?

 +2Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: I'm All Ghost In The Supermarket (23 comments)

… as the Senator said to the Soldier.

 +3Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Dan Aykroyd Says Bill Murray Is Out Of Ghostbusters 3 FOR GOOD! (13 comments)

So… Who else you gonna call?

“Just a wafer-thin mint. Go on, it’s only a tiny little thin one.”

 +7Posted on Feb 11th, 2012 | re: Monster's Ball: The Week's Best Comments (67 comments)

You should call it “Monster’s Ball.” You know, instead of “Monsters’ Ball.”