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 +4Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Go To Bed, James Franco (76 comments)

Here’s how I see it. James Franco is to dudes as Gwyneth Paltrow is to ladies. That is to say, divisive. Both loathed and adored in equal measure. Yes?

My two cents? I’d have a semi-drunken conversation with him in a bar. (Which is a euphemism my friend and I made up. Guess what it means?!?)

 +15Posted on Apr 1st, 2011 | re: Sorry, Ladies, But Jon Hamm Is A Big Old Goof (95 comments)

Yeah, I don’t have anything funny to say, or really anything to add at all, but yes, LADIES WANT THIS.

 0Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

Everybody Otter Have A Maid? (I guess that’s for the Otter Sondheim song BNPG.)

 +14Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: The Japanese Tsunami OR: Pets Taking Naps (69 comments)

 +2Posted on Feb 25th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (123 comments)

Oooh, that’s a really great one.

 +2Posted on Feb 25th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (123 comments)

OMG. This is also my ALL-TIME FAVOURITE. I was explaining it to someone the other day and he told me he’d never seen a Cary Grant movie. Never! Bah.

Kudos to us, for having the best taste.

 +7Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Like Books? Like Videogames? (111 comments)

You joke, but — have you beaten the first level yet?

 +6Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (121 comments)

A friend pointed this out: at the end of the episode, when Jack demands to give his money to a Canadian, Lorne Michaels’s name pops onscreen.

 +8Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (121 comments)

LIKEWISE! [holds up sign, Norma Rae-style, with a picture of a bottle of Molson on it]

 +3Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (121 comments)

Thanks, Kate. Community’s sincere Barenaked Ladies references evened it out, I guess.

 0Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (121 comments)

Bit of a bummer: the 30 Rock Canadian jokes made me sad, you guys.

 +19Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (121 comments)

Can we just have drunk Jim all the time for the rest of the season?

 +9Posted on Feb 10th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Anti-Sexual Violence PSA (75 comments)

“It’s never too early to talk to your son about sexual assault. In utero, for example.”

 +7Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Champagne Taste (45 comments)

5:15 is not a moment too long for this song, but in fact a perfectly appropriate length.

 +25Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Bridesmaids Trailer, You Guys (82 comments)

I love Paul Feig. I love most of that cast. I love Jon Hamm. But does the first movie that’s supposed to usher in a new kind of “female comedy” (whatever that is) have to be about a bunch of women in a bridesmaid party? With a single female lead upon whom everyone looks with pity simply because she’s single? (Is that still a thing?) And do they have to be in bubblegum pink dresses on the poster? Yeesh.

 +4Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (194 comments)

I would even go so far as to say improved upon. Gosh, he’s delightful.

 0Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Beginners Trailer, You Guys (61 comments)

Also, anything that uses “Stardust” as a score.

 +6Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know (111 comments)

I’m glad somebody said it! Once the shenanigans started, I couldn’t wait for it to be over.

 +3Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Razzie Award Nominees Are Announzzzzzzzzzzz (61 comments)

“Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Accent”? Come on now.

 +6Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (153 comments)

A nearly Jim-less episode of The Office hardly seems fair, right?

 +10Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (153 comments)

Isn’t he IMPOSSIBLY charming?

 +5Posted on Jan 16th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (94 comments)

She’s in character as Lisa Cholodenko, obviously.

 +1Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: The Mechanic Has A Really Good Tagline! (82 comments)

I know, right? (Hello, fellow book jacket design nerd!)

 +9Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

Oh, Sex and the City 2 was really, really awful. I second this.

 +9Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Four Christmases (114 comments)

Judy Garland’s version of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” is the best. Ever. Because of the line, “until then we’ll have to muddle through somehow.” (Even Sinatra changed that one to make it more cheery.)