man. i think i’m the only monster without a Paul Rudd Encounter. was he at the pizza party in new york, or what?

Actually, it made sense to me the first time ? as in, you can say ANYTHING while the audience is laughing, and you won’t get in trouble because they won’t hear you. Was hoping for an amusing anecdote. Oh well.

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look! look it’s my icon! somebody on here once asked if it was “guess who blueberries” so i am glad somebody else knows what i mean when i say MAKE ME A PIZZA

should i be worried that i found this incredibly amusing? not even ironically, but sincerely? “but then you’d burn your feet!”

you monsters can bash on christian kids shows all you want but let’s see you rollerskate around a tiny set in an enormous computer costume while operating eye and mouth controls AND teaching kids that their skateboards are beautiful just as God made them.

yeah, i bet he’s pretty pissed that all his well-reasoned arguments got edited out in favor of a bad joke. but whatchoo gonna do? it’s ktla. they need to keep viewers watching so they can put food on their families and pay their manscaping bills.

Wow it is weird to think that this is a thing that is happening right now.

Why is this not simulcast somehow? I bet you guys are having SO MUCH FUN at dinner.

Probably my favorite ads are the ones that barely talk about the product at all. Funny how that works.