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Love Don’t Cost A Thing. So, Don’t Worry, Really, I Wasn’t Expecting Anything for My Birthday.
While You Were Sleeping, I Helped Your Father Move the Sofa. No, It’s OK, My Back Is Fine.
Forget Paris. We’ll Just Stay Home. I Don’t Even Want to Go.
I’m Not There, But Go Ahead, Have A Good Time, I Have Work to Do Anyway
Around the World In 80 Days, But You Can’t Drive Across Town For A Visit Once In A While?
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. But I Guess That’s What People Like Nowadays.
Girl, Interrupted, But No Really Go Ahead and Say Whatever You Were Going to Say, It’s Fine
As Good As It Gets? Well, Alright, I Guess We’ll Make Do
Sean is just upset because they didn’t like his idea where like, Conan is in his car, right, and he drives into a truck or whatever, and he’s like “I’m gettin’ too old for this shit”.
Boom. $100 million weekend.




















I can’t login through Facebook, because I decided not to do anything via Facebook, even though I do have a Facebook account, but I am one of those people who are on Facebook but never even filled out a profile or anything. I also have a Twitter account, but instead of being one of those people who got on Twitter and only posted once, I got on Twitter and never posted anything. It’s not that I’m afraid to use Facebook or Twitter, or even have a philosophical opposition to social media or whatever, it’s more that I have nothing at all happening to update my status, and also I think my opinions are not so important or funny and also nobody’s interested. And now it’s been so long that there would have to be a really fantastic thing to be the first post. So I don’t expect to win the contest.
If I were to take that long-winded explanation and boil it down to a headline, that headline would read:
“Porno Sex Addict Rocks New York!”