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Is this another Aronofsky meth PSA?
YouTube: Dead actress Elizabeth Taylor is at the Academy Awards!? Nope. It’s just Chuck Testa.
Then auto-tune the shit out of it.
This made me chortle!
Munn and Ratner both sound like gross sexual things, I guess because they are?
I wonder if her kicks have the power of punches…
9 pizzas! 9 toppings! 9 dollars!
The lady in the doorway is looking in like, “Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo. Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo. Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo.”
This is like a fantasy sequence from a direct to streaming romcom about a guy who wants to be a photographer and snag his dreamgirl. He eventually wakes up from the fantasy staring into a vat of fryer grease at his day job and we have 85 more minutes of shitty comedy until he gets said dreamgirl and we can give it a 1 star review.
I hope you’ll leave enough room for my exhibits cause I’m going to ram them into your eyes and break your goddamn spine!
Rick Perry is Rick Perry in Michael Bay’s ‘Rick Perry’
‘Did I just catch that dude fucking an urn of ashes?’
I suppose it’s appropriate since I’m sure many of their twins have awful things in them.
It’s a comedy routine… until it works, then it’s just gross.
Who animated the talking freakegg? Pixar?
Shouldn’t the milk be blue?
I of course mean fiscal year.
I hope ‘no oboe’ becomes the ‘no homo’ of this year.
Blade Runner 2.0: The Blades of Sizable Vengeance
Deckard: Channing Tatum (Tom Cruise in Flash-forwards)
Sex Replicant 1: Carmen Electra
Sex Replicant 2: Meat Loaf
Ghost of Pris: Kim Kardashian
JF Sebastian Jr: Justin Bieber
Blip Blip the Robot (voice): Adam Sandler
Bloop Bloop the Robot (voice): Kevin James
William Sanderson: William Sanderson
It was probably still better than any Delta flight I’ve ever taken.
Shouldn’t this be called ‘Me at the Me’?
‘Dirty Dancing 3D: The Ghost of Johnny Castle (Roadhouse)’
I think the only way to accept a Teen Choice Award is to go on stage, thank the teeming pit of screaming pre-pubes, walk off stage, go home, drink, cry, drink, realize you probably peaked, drink, and watch a “Rizzoli and Isles” marathon.
Are they doing custom Real Dolls now!? Where are my pictures of Robert Z’Dar!?