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 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: WHO POOPED AND PEED ON THE BANK?! (33 comments)

Is this another Aronofsky meth PSA?

 +11Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?! (99 comments)

YouTube: Dead actress Elizabeth Taylor is at the Academy Awards!? Nope. It’s just Chuck Testa.

Then auto-tune the shit out of it.

 0Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Joey Lawrence's Ghost Story Demands To Be Heard! (25 comments)

This made me chortle!

 +10Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

Munn and Ratner both sound like gross sexual things, I guess because they are?

I wonder if her kicks have the power of punches…

 +32Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: Herman Cain Sings John Lennon's "Imagine" But About Pizza (53 comments)

9 pizzas! 9 toppings! 9 dollars!

 +11Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday (60 comments)

The lady in the doorway is looking in like, “Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo. Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo. Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo.”

 +6Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: New Chet Haze Music Video, Son! #GETCHAZED (38 comments)

This is like a fantasy sequence from a direct to streaming romcom about a guy who wants to be a photographer and snag his dreamgirl. He eventually wakes up from the fantasy staring into a vat of fryer grease at his day job and we have 85 more minutes of shitty comedy until he gets said dreamgirl and we can give it a 1 star review.

 +1Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: That's Your Museum: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Museum (17 comments)

I hope you’ll leave enough room for my exhibits cause I’m going to ram them into your eyes and break your goddamn spine!

 +15Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: Vote Rick Perry In 2012 Or DIE! (69 comments)

Rick Perry is Rick Perry in Michael Bay’s ‘Rick Perry’

‘Did I just catch that dude fucking an urn of ashes?’

 +2Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Hooters Girls Remember 9/11 (28 comments)

I suppose it’s appropriate since I’m sure many of their twins have awful things in them.

“Push her.”

It’s a comedy routine… until it works, then it’s just gross.

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Shout Out To The Knox City Booster Club Women (47 comments)

Who animated the talking freakegg? Pixar?

 +16Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Jim Carrey's Message To Emma Stone (80 comments)

Shouldn’t the milk be blue?

 +16Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop (46 comments)

I of course mean fiscal year.

 +2Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop (46 comments)

I hope ‘no oboe’ becomes the ‘no homo’ of this year.

 +1Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: How Should Ridley Scott Update Blade Runner 4 The Kidz? (50 comments)

Blade Runner 2.0: The Blades of Sizable Vengeance

Deckard: Channing Tatum (Tom Cruise in Flash-forwards)
Rachel: Snooki
Sex Replicant 1: Carmen Electra
Sex Replicant 2: Meat Loaf
Ghost of Pris: Kim Kardashian
JF Sebastian Jr: Justin Bieber
Blip Blip the Robot (voice): Adam Sandler
Bloop Bloop the Robot (voice): Kevin James
William Sanderson: William Sanderson

 +6Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane (42 comments)

It was probably still better than any Delta flight I’ve ever taken.

 +5Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: Chris Crocker Is Getting His Own Documentary, Obviously (36 comments)

Shouldn’t this be called ‘Me at the Me’?

 +3Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets (62 comments)

‘Dirty Dancing 3D: The Ghost of Johnny Castle (Roadhouse)’

 +3Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Teen Choice Awards (47 comments)

I think the only way to accept a Teen Choice Award is to go on stage, thank the teeming pit of screaming pre-pubes, walk off stage, go home, drink, cry, drink, realize you probably peaked, drink, and watch a “Rizzoli and Isles” marathon.

Are they doing custom Real Dolls now!? Where are my pictures of Robert Z’Dar!?