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The headlines on the right side of the Daily Mail article are hilarious!
“Jada Pinkett Smith and A-list children Jaden and Willow hit the waves in Hawaii: Acting siblings looked like normal children playing the surf” …instead of robot fame machines paying for parents’ retirement.
I haven’t watched a lot of The (American) Office (after the lorry version I was totes “SEEN IT”), but I love Kelly Kapoor. Anything she says. All the time. Over and over. “That show is irresponsible!”
Love it.
Isn’t mike Chang on the football team? When do we get to see some of that action?
TOTALLY DITTO. When the video came out I was like, “Why didn’t anyone tell me that I was supposed to imagine Darren Criss singing this song instead of KT Perry??!?”
Then I watched it 200 times.
This is definitely my most successful pick up line. Haterz to the back of the line, plz!
Right? It’s like, “You’re not even in my marriage anyway. Be quiet.”
Not finished reading, but Glee is so pro-lesbomance! The Brittany/Santana romance is subtle but it’s definitely there! Santana is just fighting the feelings! Like Sam is fighting the nudity! Glee is about un-winnable fights!
“I don’t have testicles” – Sookie Stackhouse, D’oh Aficionado reporter
Strawberry Rhubarb is the best. If I could, I would give you one million up votes.
I make a motion for pictures of cute animals. #donotcare
I loved when Santana and Brittany the Perfect did their pinkie-holding-we-are-adorable-lesbians-with-a-side-of-straight-male-wish-fulfillment because they <3'd each other so much more than all the other <3-ers that they did not need a scene in which to sneeze out their <3's on all our faces. #robbed
Also, K.I.T. Soft Gabe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy your summer Glee-runs!
IMO Glee never makes sense. I mean, a Glist? Really? The first ten minutes of this show are always the writers vomiting out some contrived premise for their next plot point. But I love that reckless abandon(ing of last night’s binge drinking). TV is a fictional medium, so why shy away from being fictional. Eff you Lost, eff you BSG, there are better goals to strive for other than mysterious realism that ends in unsatisfying, religious self-love.
TWSS
RE: Funk
I have loved the word “funk” ever since high school when I played Kylie’s “Step Back In Time” (TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC RIGHT HERE, GUYZ) to a SuPeR-Christian kid (Megan Phelps) and he said, “You know that every time they say ‘funk’ they mean the eff bomb” and I was all **shattered illusions of Kylie’s “innocence”**. So I was definitely pissed that the Gleetards did not use this funking opportunity to piss off the Westboro baptists by funking cursing at all the funkheads around them. #needsMoreFunking
Also, apologies for annoying you by illustrating my dreamz.
I definitely felt the same. Knowing that the writers weren’t going to answer every question, I was skeptical that they would tie up the worst of the loose ends, but hopeful that they would side-step the empty, pointless philosophizing that BSG burped out at the end. The fact that they said, “Screw your answers, have some happy smiling and hugging instead!” really shows me that Lost, unlike BSG, knows why human beings like to watch the made up trials and tribulations of other, fictional human beings. And puppies! Yay for Birdie, Vincent, and emotional manipulation!
Maybe the group picture is the videogum yearbook photo for the “…Is a Rapist” Club. 
#noirony
You know that you are in trouble when the Guardian reporter follows all your quotes with praise for how realistically you portray a crazy crack-head.
Yeah, but the idea that a barista would spell anyone’s name correctly is just bonkers.
I definitely second that. The post about the twilight wedding ring was hilarious. Plus, “Let’s wait 30 years until tweens like vampires again so we can make this ancient book series into a tepid pubescent drama.” What?
#n00b’ed
Dang, I n00b out on my embedded pic:
This guy knows what I am talking about!
Also, Oil Disaster.
Thank you for the consideration, Gabe! Some of us are studying for exams, like me, for the exam I have in 15 minutes! #DoNotDisturb
NO. MORE BIRDIE. MORE PARTY DOWN. LESS REAL-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-ANYTHING
But I’m sure you will be funny either way. But, also, NO!
Dakota Fanning IS Roman Polanski!
#worstbiopics
I started watching this video b/c I hadn’t heard the song and my friends said, “It is clearly about coke, Ke-money-ha is gross.”
I didn’t realize it was six minutes of repeating “blow”, inter-cut with dialogue written by a brain dead tenth grader.
Libyans will be glad to know we know have a video definition of the word “BAAAAAARF”.