Haha, my favorite on the Soundboard is “I’m making you a smoothie!”

Lisa, it’s your birthday!

Omigod, WHAT is this??! So cute!

Lindsay, I think you forgot the “Femskin” tag — (just kidding).

Oh man, this is the saddest thing to me in months (yes, including all the shit that happened last week) — Videogum is the only blog where I read (almost) every post and as many (all) commenters before me noted: it was the mixture of your two personalities and styles that made this site so special.

I wish you only the best and have no doubt that your talents will be consumable again somewhere else soon.

Best footnote bukkake so far.

Haha: »You’ll need a safeword. And it shouldn’t be “more”?«

»Coming soon: BUTTA CREAME«? — Srsly?

Relax, technojeremy!

Holy shit, this car slamming into the store (and people) — was that 30 times? Same shot, same angle, different pace? Bukkake for sickos!

Hostel 2?? — More like »Another Gay Torture Porn Movie 2« (which I would prbly want to see)

»?and she is like “trust”«

What happened to your gif machine??

I love the caviar smoothies! But they are bad for you?