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You have a Farside calendar?

 0Posted on Jul 2nd, 2009 | re: Funny People Is Taking Hollywood To Viral Marketing School (24 comments)

Haha, my favorite on the Soundboard is “I’m making you a smoothie!”

 0Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: Michael Jackson's 1989 Celebrity Menagerie (45 comments)

Dakota Fanning, one or two Baldwins.

 +8Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: Now You, Too, Can Receive A Depressing Voicemail From Mr. Belding (23 comments)

Lisa, it’s your birthday!

 +13Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: First, Let's Address The Thing (61 comments)

She’s a talker. (Never forget!)

 +1Posted on Jun 28th, 2009 | re: Dan Quinn Has Got Big Plans (18 comments)

Omigod, WHAT is this??! So cute!

 +2Posted on Jun 28th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

Never forget!

 +3Posted on Jun 28th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

Lindsay, I think you forgot the “Femskin” tag — (just kidding).

Oh man, this is the saddest thing to me in months (yes, including all the shit that happened last week) — Videogum is the only blog where I read (almost) every post and as many (all) commenters before me noted: it was the mixture of your two personalities and styles that made this site so special.

I wish you only the best and have no doubt that your talents will be consumable again somewhere else soon.

 +3Posted on Jun 28th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

Relax, technobillypilgrimisunstuck!

 +5Posted on Jun 25th, 2009 | re: St. Vincent On David Letterman, Because A Deal Is A Deal (34 comments)

Best footnote bukkake so far.

Haha: »You’ll need a safeword. And it shouldn’t be “more”?«

 +5Posted on Jun 4th, 2009 | re: The Final Destination Explores No One's Fears (31 comments)

Relax technofinaldestination! Haha!

 +3Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: NSFW: Fuck Ottomans, We On That Chair Shit Now (20 comments)

»Coming soon: BUTTA CREAME«? — Srsly?

 +15Posted on May 27th, 2009 | re: Chris Brown Is Not A Monster, Says Chris Brown (30 comments)

I like that the video is titled “I AM NOT A MONSTER” & NEW ALBUM

 -8Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: Uh Oh, Did No One Tell Marilyn Manson That It Isn't 1996 Anymore? (26 comments)

Relax, technojeremy!

 +1Posted on May 7th, 2009 | re: When Did The Associated Press Become A Fucking Nightmare Factory? (44 comments)

Holy shit, this car slamming into the store (and people) — was that 30 times? Same shot, same angle, different pace? Bukkake for sickos!

 +5Posted on May 7th, 2009 | re: We Get It Eminem, You're Awful Now (30 comments)

That’s crazy talk, the footnotes are the most delicious part of the posts.

 +1Posted on May 4th, 2009 | re: Eminem Wants You To Know He Just Watched Hostel 2 (32 comments)

Hostel 2?? — More like »Another Gay Torture Porn Movie 2« (which I would prbly want to see)

 0Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Wall Street 2? (81 comments)

Douglas & LaBeouf
WALLSTREET: Hipster Grift
(Ass on ass)

»?and she is like “trust”«

What happened to your gif machine??

 +16Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 | re: EXCLUSIVE: The Coco Before Chanel Trailer Translated By A Child (26 comments)

Hahaha: »Fashion!«

 +2Posted on Apr 20th, 2009 | re: What Happened To Matthew Perry's Hand? (27 comments)

I love the caviar smoothies! But they are bad for you?

 +2Posted on Apr 15th, 2009 | re: Worlds Been Had Colliding: Arctic Monkeys And Diddy Edition (9 comments)

I could swear the »Diddy« character says “Artic Monkeys“.