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 +3Posted on May 20th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Ben Affleck And Kanye West (16 comments)

Via Warming Glow: Gizblow and Menorah the Explorer and Teddy Graham People and Gay Liotta and ALF in a trench coat and Black George Washington and Germufs and DJ Baby Bok Choy and Asian Balkis and Human Parking Cones and Bologna Danza and Spud Webb

Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/05/snl-recap-ben-affleck-and-kanye-west/#ixzz2Tqare6C2

 +2Posted on May 16th, 2013 | re: The Office Series Finale Drinking Game (22 comments)

Weary? Weary? Weally?

 +1Posted on Feb 22nd, 2013 | re: How To Do The Actual Harlem Shake (12 comments)

Have you seen that show Girls on HBO? It’s so racist.

 0Posted on Feb 13th, 2013 | re: As Far As Memes Go, The "Harlem Shake" Is A Pretty Good One (37 comments)

’90s Cartoon Harlem Shake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtj5P39Q2E8

 -2Posted on Jan 31st, 2013 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: VW's Racist Super Bowl Commercial (136 comments)

I’m going to guess that the thin-skinned members of my family from Minnesota would be offended by this commercial (they were offended by Fargo without having seen it). The Jamaicans I know would probably be amused by the spot. Does this spot have fun with cultural stereotypes? Definitely. Is it hurtful? Doubtful (unless you are a thin-skinned Minnesotan). The fact is this commercial wasn’t racist until Charles Blow declared it was in the NY friggin’ Times and that’s when the Internet jumped on the finger-pointing bandwagon.

 +17Posted on May 4th, 2012 | re: Lena Dunham on The Colbert Report (10 comments)

My main problem with the interview was the lack of black, hispanic, and asian people.

 0Posted on Jan 30th, 2012 | re: A Brief Note On The Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Commercial (90 comments)

I’ve heard this is Dan Quayle’s favorite commercial of all time.

 +1Posted on Jan 12th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole (97 comments)

Gabe and many of his sycophants have some weird kind of bug up their asses when it comes to Gervais. We get it. You don’t like him. So why do you waste so much time talking about him? This post should have been about how shitty the profile and the profiler are, not about how (seemingly) self-involved Gervais is. Almost all of Gabe’s examples are sentences written by the profiler not words that came from Gervais himself so this whole post is really just Gabe making assumptions based on his bizarre hatred of man he should care nothing about. Move on. Or else you’ll end up being just like the man you hate.

 -8Posted on Nov 17th, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais Proves There Is No God By Returning As Golden Globes Host (65 comments)

Gabe, you’re such a ridiculous hypocrite. You can shit all over Tim Allen but Ricky Gervais can’t? You think Tom Cruise’s “Sunday outfit” is fantastic fodder for insult jokes but Gervais’ absolutely brilliant Cruise-Travolta-Scientology joke was hackneyed? Oy.

 -10Posted on Oct 27th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (18 comments)

What, no link to the Johnny Depp/Ricky Gervais Golden Globes-referencing clip? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MnSCkpHGqz0) You are such a mong. I mean slut.

 +3Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: Obama Clarifies His Stance On Keeping Up With The Kardashians (10 comments)

It actually was a great interview (well, the responses were great; Leno is just a hopelessly awful interviewer). President Obama is a thoughtful, intelligent adult with a healthy sense of humor which makes most Americans’ heads explode (since America clearly doesn’t deserve to have an adult in charge of the country).

 -10Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails (94 comments)

So you think it’s okay to throw the word “slut” around as long as you’re just joking?

 -34Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails (94 comments)

Didn’t Kelly imply Scarlett Johansson was a “SLUT” for dating lots of men in a previous post? Isn’t that being completely insensitive to women (and Ms. Johansson)? hypocrisygum is depressing the shit out of me.

 -13Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails (94 comments)

I’m sorry but “My favourite drink is toilet” is fucking hilarious and this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJT_MKA3i04&feature=related

is one of my all time favourite songs. politicallycorrectgum is depressing me.

 0Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Behind The Dane Cook Episode (8 comments)

You missed Louis C.K.’s brilliant Jackie Kennedy defense on Real Time:

http://www.myvidster.com/video/2738409/Louis_CK_Defends_Jacqueline_Kennedy_On_Real_Time_With_Bill_Maher_VIDEO

Too soon?

 0Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (11 comments)

There’s was a not so vague racist “joke” in both episodes that have aired so far (I think both were uttered by Elijah Wood’s annoying sister). Completely out of left field, completely unnecessary and completely loathsome.

As a “dog person”, I enjoyed the pilot which featured some pretty great dog behavior jokes (such as Wilfred turning in circles before sitting on the couch). I was disappointed that the second episode seemed to have dropped much of the dog stuff in favor of plot development. Let’s see how episode three turns out…

 +13Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks Dances On Univision Weather Report And Chet Haze Reference (56 comments)

One of the weirdest experiences of my life: Hired by TNT to do the press junket for Bonfire of the Vanities. All of us were brought to a screening the night before and all of us left the theater absolutely miserable. Then, the next day we were escorted to the hotel suite where we had to individually interview Brian DePalma, Bruce Willis and Tom Hanks. Time to work on our acting chops: “Loved the movie Brian.” “Terrific casting!” “You were wonderful Bruce.” etc. DePalma looked suicidal. Willis was a total dick. And Tom Hanks was the nicest, warmest, most genial person I had ever met. It felt completely genuine. But, yeah, most of his movies have sucked since Splash and Big.

 +6Posted on May 23rd, 2011 | re: Is Detective Sarah Linden The Worst Police Officer On Earth? (39 comments)

That’s because Mitch is a Maenad.

 +7Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Ed Helms And Paul Simon (52 comments)

Wow, Gabe must have watched this show in an alternate universe. This is the first time in years that I’ve actually watched the show in real time and it was painful. With the exception of the Ambiguously Gay Duo (not live), the Corn Syrup spot (not live and already used) and the Ann-Margret “sketch”, this show was dead on arrival. The cold open was cold as usual (we get it Lorne: you’re a Republican). I actually like Ed Helms but he muffed every single scene he was in. His monologue was full of crickets and didn’t click until the payoff (which is a pretty tired concept — who in the audience didn’t think he had a goofy outfit on under his shirt and pants?). In fairness to Ed, I think he was underused (but maybe because he kept muffing everything up in rehearsal?) — I actually felt sorry for him. I think he went into witness protection for half of the show after What’s Up With That (which is seriously played out). And finally, I’m pretty sure that Weekend Update didn’t contain a single joke. Back to watching Sundays on the DVR!

 0Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: The Three Amigos Reunited! (24 comments)

I wonder if they all had a good laugh with director John Landis about that time he killed Vic Morrow and those two young children.

 +3Posted on Apr 19th, 2011 | re: The Help Trailer, You Guys (69 comments)

It’s nice to see that the majority of monsters refused to take Gabe’s cynical bait. Is it just me or has Gabe become even more cynical since returning from L.A.?

 +5Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: We Are All Of Us Helpless In The Face Of Tragedy, But Some Of Us Less So (47 comments)

This video gave me mouth cancer.

“And what do all of these songs have in common?” “Headbands.”

 +6Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: David Foster Wallace Interview Outtakes (62 comments)

“…when I finished the last page, I returned to the first and felt my mind fall out” – That’s exactly what I did when I finished the book on a beach in Jamaica and that’s exactly what happened to my mind. Thanks for posting this Mans.