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All that chlorinated water is going to be murder on the fescue. What will the neighbors think?
You are Jonah Lehrer.
My takeaway is that Gabe isn’t a fan of The Country Bears or The Tower of Terror. Huh.
It’s creepysad if you imagine that inside this dancing queen is the world’s most misunderstood 9th grader, a boy who spent literally months perfecting the tech, designing the animatronic Helena Bonham Carter faceppliance, lining up the songs, choreographing the routine, setting up the cameras, and editing until, with a mix of trepidation and hopeless hope he sent it off into the world.
The Sopranos is great, all your other great shows are probably great, you can keep on loving your favorite shows, but the best show (not WGA writing best, but just BEST) of all time is Sesame Street. This is not even really a contest. Huckabeast knows what I’m talking about.
And some of them come back with PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Doggie): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNBfHso1Jlg
Samy: Come with me and be my love and I will take you to all the great cities of Europe…Lisbon, Madrid, Oslo…
Samy: We’ll never have Paris, kid.
Some very Ben Stiller vibes coming off that photo…biopic?
It is a Bruins/Rangers reference. Sports!
“I started smoking e-cigs after I saw Steve Dorff do it. He’s the coolest”–Leonardo diNewsboycaprio
Eisenhower was pretty close: pro forma holiday stuff in the WH, absolutely no religious markings on the gravesite (a parting f-you like his “military industrial complex” speech). As the only president who ever got up close and personal with the Holocaust, if there was a God, Ike would have had a reasonable explanation for why he didn’t believe.
YOLO = LO-han
LOL = SIGH-rus
Pwned = RAIN-jurs
Sarsgaard = Sexxy
Nuclear = Boom goes the dynamite
What happened to the last double? Look in the box! Look in the box!
Will the scene be in the transparent jail cell? And will we be able to position the access port with our remotes?
Can the town in Arizona have a Chuck E. Cheese, and can he refuse to go there because “That place is weeeeeeird. It has animatronic rats, skeeball…”?
Yeah, timelapse is nice, the way it makes the sweet release of death seem that much closer.
Can we realign this conversation so that we discuss the Cavity Creeps, as the tag suggests? F’in A, those were some quality shambolic standins for the commies back when the Cold War kept our culture in line and kept fameballs like the Kardashians under wraps.
Clearly I remember FLW picking on the boy. Seemed a harmless little…
James becomes the manager of the local Krispy Kreme and puts mutant yeast in the proofing chambers to create a genocidal biofuel targeting Moneymaker Mike’s mom and the only one who can stop him is Froggy Fresh, and he does and then he gets his name back.
Last year, she thought she was sick, but when she got to the doctor’s, it turned out she was cured.
“I can see it now: Paps pop Pepto Pepper Potts at Punk Party! Paltrow PO’d!”
—J. Jonah Jameson
No love for David Carraditalini?