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 0Posted on Jun 12th | re: Jeep Vs. Pool (20 comments)

All that chlorinated water is going to be murder on the fescue. What will the neighbors think?

 0Posted on Jun 12th | re: The Thing About Making TV Shows Based On Twitter (73 comments)

You are Jonah Lehrer.

 0Posted on Jun 12th | re: The Thing About Making TV Shows Based On Twitter (73 comments)

My takeaway is that Gabe isn’t a fan of The Country Bears or The Tower of Terror. Huh.

 0Posted on Jun 7th | re: Friday Dance Party! (35 comments)

It’s creepysad if you imagine that inside this dancing queen is the world’s most misunderstood 9th grader, a boy who spent literally months perfecting the tech, designing the animatronic Helena Bonham Carter faceppliance, lining up the songs, choreographing the routine, setting up the cameras, and editing until, with a mix of trepidation and hopeless hope he sent it off into the world.

 0Posted on Jun 4th | re: It's Official: The Sopranos Is The Best Show Of All Time (40 comments)

The Sopranos is great, all your other great shows are probably great, you can keep on loving your favorite shows, but the best show (not WGA writing best, but just BEST) of all time is Sesame Street. This is not even really a contest. Huckabeast knows what I’m talking about.

 0Posted on May 28th | re: Today We Are All This Sleep-Driving Baby (19 comments)

Recordin’ dirty…

 0Posted on May 24th | re: Remembering Our Dog Heroes On Memorial Day (18 comments)

And some of them come back with PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Doggie): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNBfHso1Jlg

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: The Plot Thickens (13 comments)

Samy: Come with me and be my love and I will take you to all the great cities of Europe…Lisbon, Madrid, Oslo…

Amy: Paris?

Samy: We’ll never have Paris, kid.

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: Sounds Like Joe Francis Is Doing Great (63 comments)

Some very Ben Stiller vibes coming off that photo…biopic?

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: GIF Creator Steve Wilhite Drops A Bomb.GIF (Terrible) (70 comments)

It is a Bruins/Rangers reference. Sports!

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: The Pussy Posse (Gross, Sorry) Hits Cannes (22 comments)

“I started smoking e-cigs after I saw Steve Dorff do it. He’s the coolest”–Leonardo diNewsboycaprio

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: Did You Thank The Lord, Though? (30 comments)

Eisenhower was pretty close: pro forma holiday stuff in the WH, absolutely no religious markings on the gravesite (a parting f-you like his “military industrial complex” speech). As the only president who ever got up close and personal with the Holocaust, if there was a God, Ike would have had a reasonable explanation for why he didn’t believe.

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: GIF Creator Steve Wilhite Drops A Bomb.GIF (Terrible) (70 comments)

Like giraffe.

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: GIF Creator Steve Wilhite Drops A Bomb.GIF (Terrible) (70 comments)

YOLO = LO-han
LOL = SIGH-rus
Pwned = RAIN-jurs
Sarsgaard = Sexxy
Nuclear = Boom goes the dynamite

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Guys! Cut Brad Pitt Some Slack! Jeez! (25 comments)

What happened to the last double? Look in the box! Look in the box!

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (33 comments)

Will the scene be in the transparent jail cell? And will we be able to position the access port with our remotes?

 0Posted on May 17th | re: Imagined Plot Lines For Stefon: The Movie (21 comments)

Can the town in Arizona have a Chuck E. Cheese, and can he refuse to go there because “That place is weeeeeeird. It has animatronic rats, skeeball…”?

 0Posted on May 17th | re: There Actually Are Nice Things On Here! (22 comments)

Yeah, timelapse is nice, the way it makes the sweet release of death seem that much closer.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Check Out Mr. Cool Dentist (15 comments)

Can we realign this conversation so that we discuss the Cavity Creeps, as the tag suggests? F’in A, those were some quality shambolic standins for the commies back when the Cold War kept our culture in line and kept fameballs like the Kardashians under wraps.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Baby Vedder And The Pearl Jammies (8 comments)

Clearly I remember FLW picking on the boy. Seemed a harmless little…

 0Posted on May 14th | re: What Other Stupid Restaurants Should Be Dumb Movies? (45 comments)

James becomes the manager of the local Krispy Kreme and puts mutant yeast in the proofing chambers to create a genocidal biofuel targeting Moneymaker Mike’s mom and the only one who can stop him is Froggy Fresh, and he does and then he gets his name back.

 0Posted on May 13th | re: Slaughterhouse 90210: The Tao Of Smash (5 comments)

Smang?

 0Posted on May 9th | re: How To Live To Be 105 (28 comments)

Last year, she thought she was sick, but when she got to the doctor’s, it turned out she was cured.

 0Posted on May 9th | re: Poor Gwyneth Paltrow, Though (42 comments)

“I can see it now: Paps pop Pepto Pepper Potts at Punk Party! Paltrow PO’d!”
—J. Jonah Jameson

 0Posted on May 9th | re: Quentin Tortellini (12 comments)

No love for David Carraditalini?