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Fake and butt-licking.
The New Adventures of Old Rappers (and Kids)
When I watched The Vow trailer for the first (of many) time(s) the internet kept cutting out so as far as I was aware the trailer ended with Channing Tatum saying “what if you could no longer remember anything?” and the car getting rear-ended.
You forgot David O. Russell. You know, from that scene where Serena gets a job with him because she’s read a book. This is now how I understand job hirings to work. That’s how they work RIGHT???
I’ve been to one of those. Not much happened.
I love turtlenecks! And I love Fassbender! And then I was like to my friends, “hey i love him in those turtlenecks” and they were like whaaaat? And then we had an argument about what colour suit he was wearing in the scene with the filling (definitely grey). But seriously – turtlenecks! Who knew?
It’s a good job she’s using sign language, because I would have NO IDEA what she was talking about.
I’ll take it.
(That smiley is masking the emptiness I feel at the thought that that Monsters Ball placement could have been my life’s defining moment, and it has now passed me by. It’s a lot like that speech Theoden does in the Two Towers)
No one except lorries seem to know what Guy Fawkes night is. And I get tired of trying to explain it, and not remembering the details. Will you be my friend?
I’d like to thank my mum and dad, and all the Intelligent Christians who made this possible.
I was successfully counselled out of being both black AND gay.
I wonder why rent is such a big issue for him when he is his own landlord?
ITV2! That is so lorry.
He’s still got it, though.
I like this.
He just finished playing a rapist in a film.
I thought he worked at the TomatoBank.
(We still make jokes about that right?)
Denzel: Your son Billy was scheduled to be working today and now his train has gone rogue and is about to collide with some children and their soft heads.
Old Lady: But that’s not possible….Billy’s been dead FOR FIFTY YEARS?!?!?!
“We’re gonna run this bitch down” – Captain Kirk
I didn’t know Eminem wrote the script?
Upvotes for you even though I’m half crying.
Did anyone else have emotional problems with the dog thing in I Am Legend?
Holding happy up, we cheer you on
As we toast today and all yearlong
Proposing the best in this birthday song
Painting you wishes for your whole lifelong
Your dreams are bellowed as we sing along
Bright and capable we gather to celebrate you
Independently strong, your admired virtue
Renewing your birth as though today’s your debut
Truly honored to share your year in review
Hopeful your next twelve months are like new
Dream-tears fill our wishing tissue
Always know we’ll be here together for you
Yes, tomorrow colors an opportunity hue
Today’s a new platform to sculpture your way
Or just build upon your existing screenplay
Dreaming glorious possibilities, do climb that stairway
Always knowing we support your chosen roadway
You are our hero, as we graciously honor your day.
Don’t get him wet, keep him out of bright light, and never feed him after midnight.
Don’t go in the water Justin Bieber (without the appropriate parental supervision)