I can’t believe how many people immediately resorted to violence… oh wait, yes I can.

Heathers was good; God Bless America looks sort of like that.

Hey, remember when he was in Cabin Boy? That was a movie.

There’s only one man for the job, the only thing is, he talks with a real severe speech impediment, so it’s nearly impossible to understand him… and he’s a kleptomaniac… and racist. BUT, but he’s definitely the guy to get your daughter out of space jail.

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I’m always afraid to be at work drunk, because then I might admit that I too think my job is stupid and pointless. The only difference between me and old Pat is that I’d be fired immediately.

I would like to play Drake in the feature film about how he played Obama.

If not having your “specialness” recognized is bullying, then the whole world has been bullying me for years.

How about Gabe’s music video for the band Real Estate? Why was this missing from today’s links? http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dbb5747c4a/real-estate-easy

This kid needs to learn that children should never be seen.