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 +12Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Children Are Stupid (25 comments)

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kids are dead

 +2Posted on Sep 26th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All Lil Wayne During His Deposition (30 comments)

Yeah, but to be fair, the lawyer asked “Was that you in the video we just watched”… I mean, I’d get bored if I was being asked such stupid questions.

 +7Posted on Aug 14th, 2012 | re: Summer Jam 2012: "Hot Cheetos & Takis" (14 comments)

I prefer Andy Cap’s Hot Fries, but I can’t find any kids rapping about that.

 +1Posted on Aug 8th, 2012 | re: Jaden Smith Is OUR Generation's Willow Smith (9 comments)

Yeah, he’s self identifying as the target of the other song.

 +8Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: Smoke Free Campus Rap Is Worth It (21 comments)

I’m going to pick up smoking again.

 +6Posted on Jul 27th, 2012 | re: Battle Royale: The TV Show (3 comments)

The story of Battle Royale would really benefit from removing all the brutality, and injecting some hot 24 year olds to play teens.

 +12Posted on Jul 25th, 2012 | re: At Least You're Not Sorting Legos For 71 Hours (30 comments)

“He looked down at his swollen belly and pondered what deity could have allowed this aboration from proper genetics” – Werner Herzog “Preggo Man”

 +21Posted on Jul 25th, 2012 | re: At Least You're Not Sorting Legos For 71 Hours (30 comments)

“When he finished boxing the legos, he realized he had no follow up. No purpose for having accomplished the task. It was then he was filled with a deep sense of regret and purposelesness.” – Werner Herzog “Legoman”

 +14Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (39 comments)

“Imogen Poots… I bet she does” – 7 year old me

 -1Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Oh, We Are So Close! (15 comments)

Watching this video, all I could think was that this baby was going to grow up and get really fat.

 +3Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

I am 33 years old, and I think Fun Size looks great!

 +2Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: Let's All Name Tyler Perry's Sci-Fi Movie! (48 comments)

Madea goes to find a spaceship at the end of the universe, but it turns out the spaceship is a portal to Hell.

 +2Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: People Tripping Is Always Funny, Should Be Mandatory (23 comments)

These people be trippin’!

 +3Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: No More Twitter Eulogies, Please (71 comments)

FIRST!

 +4Posted on Jun 27th, 2012 | re: Happy Birthday, Antoine Dodson! (5 comments)

Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife, it’s birthday time?

 +60Posted on Jun 27th, 2012 | re: No More Twitter Eulogies, Please (71 comments)

It seems like a lot of Twitter eulogizing is just an attempt to “first” everyone else in revealing the bad news.

 +2Posted on Jun 25th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (17 comments)

Those commercials are great, and so is Bill Clinton. Can we vote for him again once Obama’s done?

 +7Posted on Jun 25th, 2012 | re: Never Again, Grace! (16 comments)

Is this a outtake from Modern Family? Where’s Mitchell?

 +12Posted on Jun 25th, 2012 | re: Science: It's A Girl Thing! (32 comments)

Shit. I’m almost done with my doctorate in Gene recombination, and NOW I find out that science is a GIRL thing? Back to fireman school I guess.

 +17Posted on Jun 25th, 2012 | re: Everybody Hurts (12 comments)

I don’t believe this study. I’ve been getting happier every single year… Ever since I became a Pokemon Master.

 +11Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (43 comments)

It’s weird how everyone in Russia speaks English with a British accent. I always thought they’d speak Russian.

 +21Posted on Jun 21st, 2012 | re: Taken 2 International Trailer, You Guys (29 comments)

This should have been called “Taken 2: Istanbul”, so that we know where his wife was taken 2.

 +2Posted on Jun 19th, 2012 | re: The Beautiful Light Paintings Of The World Of Pizza (10 comments)

It’s Sim City come to life. Finally I can die.

 +4Posted on Jun 19th, 2012 | re: Is That All There Is? (29 comments)

I’ve been working from home for the last 6 months, and increasingly I feel like the duck in this video when my wife comes home. Like, I haven’t had enough contact with other animals, and so I chase them around just to make sure they don’t abandon me.

 +4Posted on Jun 18th, 2012 | re: Fight Church Trailer, You Guys (21 comments)

The sermon on the mount was given on top of a pile of corpses, right?