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 +5Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: Kids Singing "Judy Is A Punk" Are The REAL Punks (20 comments)

they should have done “Now I wanna EAT some Glue”
missed opportunity.

 +2Posted on Dec 3rd, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (56 comments)

more gem sweater please

 +1Posted on Dec 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Alternate Reality's "The King That Never Was" (28 comments)

all kidding aside…this sounds roughly 2 million times better than Brokencyde.

 +15Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments (82 comments)

Did you see? its in color!

 +8Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: Is FOX News Worse Than No News At All? (41 comments)

Kiprusoff was solid between the pipes that night.

 +1Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Brokencyde (19 comments)

I suddenly miss T. Mills.

 0Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: Finally, Rampage: The Movie (36 comments)

you can add M.A.S.K. to the list of announcements i’m waiting for.

 0Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: Finally, Rampage: The Movie (36 comments)

John Madden Football ’93: The Movie.
Can’t wait
#sportsmoviegum

don’t go, you’re part of the team. we need you.
After all, they didn’t fire, suspend, or even castrate Jerry Sandusky after what he did.
in fact, dude still gets his pension checks.
we’re gonna need a bigger downvote.

i was waiting for the inevitable Sandusky joke…and the inevitable downvotes.

you were a little late today, Joke Made in Poor Taste.

 +16Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: Liam Neeson Peed His Pants (50 comments)

or they could include a “Who wore it best” with Liam Neeson, Gerard Depardieu, and Fergie
i should work for US Weekly

 +3Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: Liam Neeson Peed His Pants (50 comments)

in the next US Weekly.
Celebrities, They are Just like Us: They get gas (Picture of Reese Witherspoon at a gas pump), They go to the mail box ( Picture of Justin Timberlake walking down the street with an envelope), They pee their pants (see picture above)

 +9Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: Liam Neeson Peed His Pants (50 comments)

when you are a 78 year old man, like myself, Gabe and Liam Neeson, these things happen.

actually, in searching for this gif, i found a comment thread where people were disturbed by it. not so much disturbed by the image, but bothered by people making light of suicide i guess. but I’m with you, its pretty goofy…it looks like a cartoon.
but the counterpoint is, don’t kid about killing yourself because you watched a video exploring the authenticity of Courtney Stodden’s underage breasts, because some people really do kill themselves, though probably not for watching this video.

 +3Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: The Classic Tablecloth Trick Done Perfectly, Again (16 comments)

you sir, are no Michel. or Sven for that matter!

so after watching this, i want to know what the small round thing they saw was. she should probably have that checked out.
but yeah, heading off to jail now.

 +27Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (100 comments)

we were all watching the shows, and Kelly was all:

 +1Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: Ann Coulter Should Have Rested Her Garbage Case About Black People! (83 comments)

#internationalsportsgum!

 +9Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: Ann Coulter Should Have Rested Her Garbage Case About Black People! (83 comments)

true story, one time in college I was talking to some girl and she mentioned something about some guy who she described as “colored”.
and i said, “Colored? what? you talk like my grandma!” (note – my grandmother wasn’t racist, she was just really old and her vocabulary was somewhat antiquated)
then the girl got mad at me and ended the conversation.
great story, KO

 0Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: Everyone Is Divorced (80 comments)

I’d say watch out for Lex Hilliard to vulture a TD or two…but then i remembered its the Miami Dolphins…there are no TD’s to vulture

 +38Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: Everyone Is Divorced (80 comments)

tortiz222 is Da Cake Eatur. fact.


never forget.

 +20Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: Everyone Is Divorced (80 comments)

you would think its not that hard to find a picture of him being hurt on the Dolphins…but it is. still, this one will do

 +9Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: Everyone Is Divorced (80 comments)

who’s that guy? this is the real Reggie Bush

 +27Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: Everyone Is Divorced (80 comments)

I imagine that Zooey and Ben’s arguments are probably the nicest, cutest arguments that any two people could have. Its like an argument between a puppy and baby.

their arguments are probably sweeter than if Mrs. KO and I are actually being nice to each other.