…and so are the babies.

I consider the Jersey Shore to be a natural disaster so it makes sense to me that the President would comment on it. Perhaps they should invite them to discuss solutions to the oil spill in the gulf.

..and I am starting to wish I live in Sydney, Nova Scotia.

I was watching Knight Rider on TV (cos that is what they show on TV here) and Michael and KITT were on a football field and Michael said “KITT is going to be the next OJ Simpson” and then proceeded to ramp through the goalposts. It was great.

I know that I am probably way behind on this but you will have to forgive me; I live in a pop culture void where we receive current shows months down the road from their original US broadcast. Anyway, I was watching Oprah today and she interviewed Jay Leno. She mentioned that Time magazine called Leno “The Future of Television”. He said that he believes they were making reference to the high costs of producing television shows such as Lost and other action/dramas in relation to his show which is much cheaper to make. He also said that if a show was receiving the same ratings ten years ago that his show currently receives, it would have been cancelled. If Leno and Time are correct then the future of television is going to be cheap and poorly rated. Sounds like a promising future for television.

I saw an interview with Nicolas Cage where he spoke about his preparations to play an angel. For some reason he came to the conclusion that an angel would not need to blink. Obviously. That is why he has that creepy rape ape look on his face. I’m pretty sure rapists blink.

I prefer Dane Cook’s more serious work. His role in Dan In Real Life can only be overshadowed by his stellar performance in Mr Brooks. After I watched Tourgasm I began to wish that I had millions of dollars to cast him in films and put him on adolescent cable network shows. Absolutely fantastic.

I am a HUGE fan of toys but sadly, most movies about toys involve their misuse. Movies like ?MILFs and Their Toys 2? are very misleading for children who may get the wrong impression of how to get the best out of their toys. Another example is ?The Toy? which teaches children that you can buy Richard Pryor if you have enough money. Shameful.

I am a HUGE Sandy fan. I loved her in 28 Days and the sequel, 28 Days Later. Alcoholism is a real bitch. What really sold me on ?All About Steve? is that it is from the same producer as Miss Congenitalia which just happens to be Sandra Bullock herself. What a star. I will go out on a limb here and say that this role will do for Bullock what ?All About Eve? did for Bette Davis. Perhaps a more apt title would be ?All About Oscar?.