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I confess that I, too, would like some objective proof of this having happened. Because Tracy Morgan is crazy, but this just seems a weird thing for him to say. And for it not to have gotten major news coverage.

Of course, when that objective proof comes along, I will maintain that I never doubted random Facebook guy for a MOMENT.

 0Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: Johnny Depp In Thin Man Remake? I'll Allow It. (19 comments)

I am NOT over Johnny Depp, but nevertheless I am very upset about a remake of the Thin Man.

William Powell RULES.

 +2Posted on May 11th, 2011 | re: Little Girl Plays With A Dead Squirrel (61 comments)

Future Goth chick.

 0Posted on May 9th, 2011 | re: What Will the Name of Bristol Palin's Reality Television Show Be? (67 comments)

“Who Wants to be a Single-Mom Millionaire?”

 +7Posted on May 4th, 2011 | re: USA #1! (42 comments)

I liked the guy with the deely-bobber antennae who said he was a Martian trying to raise money to get home, and wanted to take George W Bush with him. Whatever happened to him? Maybe he can still do it, but use Glenn Beck’s name instead? I’d be down with that.

This should have WAY more upvotes.

 +1Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding? (105 comments)

The reason to watch royal weddings is the same reason as to watch the Oscars: the clothes.

 +3Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding? (105 comments)

It looks like the Little Man in the Boat.

“Stuff White People Like”

 0Posted on Sep 18th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Justin Bieber Is Bad At Acting (39 comments)

Isn’t he too young to have had so many Botox treatments that his face is incapable of showing emotion?

Oh, wait, that was acting? Never mind.