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 0Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: Summer Jam 2012: "Hot Cheetos & Takis" (14 comments)

These kids are “apparently” from my neighborhood and let me say that they should NOT be hanging out around Wally’s Food. But…yeah! North Minneapolis!

You spelled “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?” wrong.

 0Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

I have these same questions. Liquor laws in my part of the country (CFA country, mind you) keep all sorts of businesses out of this town or that, in addition to the gambling and stripping establishments you mentioned.

Another thing I’ve always wondered that is vaguely related (in my mind at least): how come churches are always being built in residential neighborhoods. Are here not any zoning laws or anything?

 +3Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

Am I going to let my daughter marry a robot. Probably not? I dunno. (not to say that this is the same thing because obviously it’s not: people are people and robots are robots. However, I just watched Blade Runner for the billionth time and this is were my head was and I am unconsolably worried that I am going to be a bigot towards robots. and also space aliens.)

 +1Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

Ditto

 +6Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Child Does Perfect Beyonce Music Video Recreation Lip Dub In A Snuggie (19 comments)

I seriously haven’t made it off of this page since I’ve first seen it.

 +6Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Child Does Perfect Beyonce Music Video Recreation Lip Dub In A Snuggie (19 comments)

Everything is going to be OK.

 +5Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial (50 comments)

“How can we make the Gathering even more horrifying, ninja?” “Add a fucking wrestling robot?”

 0Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Charlie Kaufman's Kickstarter (46 comments)

Their spiritual successors are alive and kicking, but instead of forts, it’s rafts. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/403675975/the-ohio-river-project?ref=home_popular

Everything about everything on the internet is terrible.

 +2Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: How To Make Human Faces: A Tutorial For Robots (17 comments)

NEVER FORGET!

 +4Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (39 comments)

The second I read saw her name, I forgot everything else in that trailer.

 +5Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: Did David Letterman Spoil The Ending To Dark Knight Rises?!?! (29 comments)

I mean, wasn’t everyone already assuming that Batman was going to die in this movie?( by “everyone” I mean “nerds”)

 0Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: Did David Letterman Spoil The Ending To Dark Knight Rises?!?! (29 comments)

Are we supposed to like her? Seriously, I’m asking.

 0Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: THE ROBOT UPRISING IS ATTACKING OUR SOCCER! (17 comments)

First the robots came for our soccer, and Tom Sproat did nothing…

 +8Posted on Jul 3rd, 2012 | re: Conversation Starters For Your Barbecue (40 comments)

“a list of” or “a list covering” . How am I supposed to know which one? You choose.

 +8Posted on Jul 3rd, 2012 | re: Conversation Starters For Your Barbecue (40 comments)

This is basically a list over every conversation I have ever had with a co-worker ever.

 +6Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: THIS JUST IN, LADIES AND GENTS! (31 comments)

This is the first time I’ve been forced to confront the truth the ” Magic Mike” is NOT in 3D :( The sun might never shine again…

 +6Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: THIS JUST IN, LADIES AND GENTS! (31 comments)

Seriously, you guys… I NEED someone to go see this movie with.

 +9Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: THIS JUST IN, LADIES AND GENTS! (31 comments)

He probably would have caused a few accidents, if you know what I mean. (You know what I mean. AND gross. AND sorry.)

 +9Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: THIS JUST IN, LADIES AND GENTS! (31 comments)

How many disasters would he have prevented by riding on airplanes?

 +8Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: THIS JUST IN, LADIES AND GENTS! (31 comments)

He “freaked” her? Is this being tweeted through a TV Guardian?

 +6Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: The MTA Hates Our Laughter! (6 comments)

Whatever. We live in a pos-9/11 world thanks to New Girl.

 +4Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Louie Open Thread (19 comments)

I like to imagine that Louie in that picture is watching the exact same episode of Nash Bridges I am right now. I just like feeling close to him, you know?

 +6Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: The MTA Hates Our Laughter! (6 comments)

because apparently 9/11 wasn’t the 9/11 of laughter?