I didn’t know he said take your records and then change your number, I thought maybe he was saying take your income tax and change your number, not that that makes sense, at least the Glee kids over-enunciate so you can understand the lyrics, that’s something! Is that dude from White Collar on Glee now, and is he dating Blaine? That’s confusing!

Shailene Woodley: Why am I the only one who has to pose like I have debilitating lower back pain?

Brit Marling: I have a premonition “FREE WILLY: The penis in cinema” is going to be plastered next to my head and I’m so mad right now!

Bridget Jones Diary 3: A Dingo Ate Your Baby!

Every time I am pretty sure these can’t get any funnier, but then they are funnier! That can’t be sustainable, right?

With great power comes great winning. Responsibility is for suckers and trolls!

Failure to Launch is terrible, but I think a worse Matt McConaughey movie is Fool’s Gold. Although I’m not actually positive because I couldn’t finish watching it. It’s sad that Donald Sutherland is in it! Here is the synapses, which you can judge for yourself:

Benjamin Finnegan is a deep-sea treasure hunter certain he’s onto the find of the century in waters near an island close to Key West owned by a murderous rap star to whom Ben is in debt. Ben’s flat broke and recently divorced from Tess, his long-time research and diving partner whom he still loves. She’s nearby, working as a steward aboard the yacht of Nigel Honeycutt, a multimillionaire. The rapper has hired a rival treasurer hunter. Can Ben convince Nigel to bankroll his search, convince Tess to work with him, keep the rapper and his thugs at bay, and find a Spanish treasure hidden for centuries and rich beyond imagination?

Yes, every John Cena picture was different, which kept the anticipation alive! Which awesome John Cena picture will I see next? Excellent tribute video, agreed!

Die Hard? More like Tries Too Hard!

Agreed on Couples Retreat! So awful.