SOFT GABE!!!!!!!!! UR BACK and your ape jokes just made me vogue in my pants with joy. That is completely nonsensical, but you get my drift.
Gabe, you’re a trooper for finishing this. I walked out of it within 30 minutes in the theater after paying FIVE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS to see it! That money could have bought me five tacos by now! Fuck you, Envy, you taco thief of a movie.
It was definitely an occurrence, and things occurred during it! V for Vgum and the rest, etc.
P.S. If you and I are Old Dogs, can I be John Travolta and you be Robin Williams, or do you want to switch?
Perfect logic great job!
Is this just a clip from Zardoz? I bet this is just a clip from Zardoz.
Does this mean we all get our own IMDB pages for our “Thank you” credits? I’m going to go on my own page’s message board and mock my own weight! LOK AT DAT ASS MOAR LIEK EAT THA PAN LOL!!!!
Carrie gurl u no i luv u, u my boo. I want 2 propose 2 u in front uv every1.
WILL U B MY E-WIFE
I am not sure I understand Ricky Gervais. He overtly acts like a jerk all the time. I haven’t seen him ever NOT act like a jerk. How is he secretly a jerk? You (you = people voting for him) don’t think he’s faking it? Is that the secret? That isn’t really a secret. Let’s define “secret”!
I’ve had quite enough of your Dorito bashing, young lady!
Clearly I meant “marijuana.” The magic of these next level beats distracted my spelling skills, obvz.
These guys are obviously the Penn brothers and the girl is a Blade Runner android. (Note: I know Chris Penn is dead but that does not change the fact that he is here, in these videos, in a marajuana headband.)
Actually, it is a TLC show that was spawned from a documentary special on Discovery Health Channel (different from the OG Discovery Channel). All of these stations are owned by Discovery Communications, which generally uses TLC as the dumpsite for the stuff too terrible to be on the regular Discovery Channel.
Dr. Television III esq.
Michael Stuhlbarg. SHOW SOME RESPECT WHIPPERSNAPPER!!
Gabe, how did you get this video? My husband decided to make this for me because I am an Event Horizon superfan. He got together with his buddies and made this video so we’d have a new video to make love to (besides Event Horizon).
John C. Reilly always puts loads of s on my face. A million s at once, sometimes, which is really difficult to do.
You know about Gummi Bears, and in the end, isn’t that the only thing that matters? (A: Yes)
LOL, this tweet of his is perfect: “For New followers: I POST A LOT OF JOKES WITH PICS. They are JUST that, a joke. NOT targeting anyone. Laughter IS the best medicine.”
Haha, the medicine that is helping America recover from its assholes-mocking-unfortunate-stills-of-the-First-Lady disease? Thank you, Scott Baio, for healing the wounds I didn’t even know I had. You asshole.
I am a young English schoolboy who has recently gotten into some trouble. Long story short, there was an accident and I am now stranded with some of my classmates with no adult supervision. There is a dark force I feel inside our camp. We think it is a beast, but we haven’t seen it yet. Is this Satan? Can he be fended off with nothing but a conch and a pig’s head? Should we be mocking our friend for his weight problems? Thank you in advance for your help.
I am an archaeology professor who loves to travel. Recently, I’ve come across some information that may lead me to the holy grail! I know that sounds crazy, but frankly, I believe that thing belongs in a museum. My traveling companions are my wacky Scottish father who won’t stop calling me junior and a beautiful blonde German woman whose signs are just so hard to read! Should I try to find the holy grail, how should I tell this nice lady I am only interested in her as a friend, and, most importantly, how do I tell my father I prefer to be called by my nickname? Please advise, as I am being followed.
How dare you take advantage of the late Dave Smith, beloved righthanded closer for the Houston Astros, 1980-1990. HOW DARE YOU, SIR!!
I bet the answer to that guy’s sign is “Jay Leno and NBC both farted!” Sign makers are so clever.
NOW who’s burying the lede? (The lede is about farts.)
“We fit together. We fit together because of how your penis is elongated and fits into the canal-like structure that is my female vagina. ROMANCE.”
I definitely do not like this show the times I have watched it, but Jim Parsons is very good and I wish better for him. Maybe he’ll play an uptight nerd on a good show one day!
I thought that sketch was very funny and weird to have in the beginning of the show. It seemed like a writer’s sketch that’s usually tucked away at the end of the show. But I liked it! More weird shit, please!