SOFT GABE!!!!!!!!! UR BACK and your ape jokes just made me vogue in my pants with joy. That is completely nonsensical, but you get my drift.

Gabe, you’re a trooper for finishing this. I walked out of it within 30 minutes in the theater after paying FIVE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS to see it! That money could have bought me five tacos by now! Fuck you, Envy, you taco thief of a movie.

It was definitely an occurrence, and things occurred during it! V for Vgum and the rest, etc.
P.S. If you and I are Old Dogs, can I be John Travolta and you be Robin Williams, or do you want to switch?

Perfect logic great job!

Is this just a clip from Zardoz? I bet this is just a clip from Zardoz.

Does this mean we all get our own IMDB pages for our “Thank you” credits? I’m going to go on my own page’s message board and mock my own weight! LOK AT DAT ASS MOAR LIEK EAT THA PAN LOL!!!!

Carrie gurl u no i luv u, u my boo. I want 2 propose 2 u in front uv every1.

WILL U B MY E-WIFE

I am not sure I understand Ricky Gervais. He overtly acts like a jerk all the time. I haven’t seen him ever NOT act like a jerk. How is he secretly a jerk? You (you = people voting for him) don’t think he’s faking it? Is that the secret? That isn’t really a secret. Let’s define “secret”!

Clearly I meant “marijuana.” The magic of these next level beats distracted my spelling skills, obvz.