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 +9Posted on May 21st | re: Dan Harmon Replaced As Community Show Runner (83 comments)

It all depends on the show. From day one, this was Dan Harmon’s baby and, while a lot of fantastic shows have had behind-the-scenes shakeups on a regular basis, this was a show that the fans knew inside and out. Firing Harmon as showrunner for Community is akin to firing Louis CK as the show runner for Louie. I don’t think that’s too bold a statement to make considering the type of show we’re talking about here.

I’m sure the show will be watchable at the very least, but all those brick jokes that have been a long time coming (like Jeff’s table-for-one at Morty’s steakhouse on May 23, 2013 that he mentioned in season one) are almost certainly going to be dropped.

Cool, I should read the whole thread next time.

 +5Posted on Apr 9th | re: Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction (51 comments)

They weren’t dancing the way we dance, Peggy. They were ENJOYING it…

 +45Posted on Mar 30th | re: Woman Terrorized By Spike Lee's Tweets Is Selfish Monster (100 comments)

Fake and Gated community.

 +5Posted on Mar 22nd | re: Are You Smarter Than A Bibleth Grader? (53 comments)

People who use piano wire to strangle other rarely use the defense, “I did it because the piano wire told me to,” so the analogy is far from perfect.

 +6Posted on Mar 19th | re: Finally A BELIEVABLE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Backstory (32 comments)

Also, statistically, at least one of your friends will probably be vegan.

Or talk about them enough that their sponsors pull out.

 +18Posted on Feb 20th | re: Saturday Night Live: Maya Rudolph And Sleigh Bells (62 comments)

That was racially Linsensitive.

 +7Posted on Feb 6th | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s that one Alison Brie scene that they turned into a popular animated gif?

 0Posted on Feb 2nd | re: Worlds Been Had Colliding: Selena Gomez And Eli Roth Edition (40 comments)

This was totally not a response. But you’re welcome to consider it one!

 +1Posted on Feb 2nd | re: Worlds Been Had Colliding: Selena Gomez And Eli Roth Edition (40 comments)

Tyler Perry and Snagglepuss.

 +1Posted on Jan 24th | re: The 2012 Academy Awards Nominees (128 comments)

There is, but it’s literally just an animated gif of the September 11th bombings.

Although EVEN THAT seems less exploitive than Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close was.

 +2Posted on Jan 19th | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Akon cut in front of my friend in line at Universal Studios once.

If Akon were on that plane with the terrorists he would have put the blame on THEM.

Akon has a stupid name.

 0Posted on Jan 16th | re: The 2012 Golden Globe Awards (35 comments)

I know the reason it wasn’t nominated for any Emmys this year is that it aired in the summer or something arbitrary like that and so it wasn’t eligible. So that could be why it wasn’t nominated here either.

Or it could be because this is the same award show that once honored “Avatar” with Best Picture.

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Movies Of 2011 (80 comments)

That movie was great. Almodovar is great. Except when he’s bad.

 0Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jimmy Fallon And Michael BublĂ© (32 comments)

I’m disappointed by the lack of upvotes here.

 0Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Insane Clown Posse's "It's All Over" Video, Just In Time For 2012 (42 comments)

“I’m Newt Gingrich and I approve this message.”

 0Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Charlize Theron Was NOT Bullied In School (66 comments)

To clarify: I had a thought that necessitated that I post this picture, to reprimand my brain for being gross.

 +4Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: The Tim And Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Teaser Trailer, You Guys (11 comments)

 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?! (99 comments)

Gaspar Noe: The opening title sequence will BLOW YOUR MIND, and you’ll watch the rest of it after the hospital you just woke up in releases you from the seizure ward.

 +1Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

Cool. Thanks a lot, Kelly. Thanks for linking to that Michelle Williams story. I’ve always wanted to cry BEFORE my classes start, instead of during or after them which is the predetermined order of things.

 +15Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Watch Fox's Red Eye Destroy Adam Levine With MEGABURNS! (91 comments)

83. Fuck. Good thing this isn’t Sterogum.

 +2Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Watch Fox's Red Eye Destroy Adam Levine With MEGABURNS! (91 comments)

The comedy here’s less subtle than an M80 missile.

 0Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: What Will Fred Durst's Catchphrase Be On His CBS Sitcom? (41 comments)

“Now I know y’all be lovin’ this SIT-COM here, my C-B-S SIT-COM is right here!”

The adventures of the only musician talented enough to rhyme a word with the same word.