I hate Seinfeld so much I can’t even summon the energy to write a constructive slagging…

The Chinatown scene is actually even more repulsive than Gabe’s words imply. First his initial attempts to rape her – and it clearly is rape – are soundtracked my the Master’s Let’s Get It On. Aaah how sweet – romantic rape. Then we get a shot of children watching the action. Then Statham’s character overcomes his wood problems by beating her and getting generally overly rough with her. Finally he takes a phone call… whilst raping her… in public… in front of children. And she is upset that he has stopped!

Lovely – it’s so misogynistic that it makes Hugh Hefner look like a suffragette. Porn could not be more offensive.