The Ellen Degeneres Show sooooo beat you dudes to this like two weeks ago. Boo hiss, internet.com!

Unfortunately, there is no record of an email correspondence between this broham and the trashy 15-year-old goth he hooked up with one night on shrooms somewhere in Madrid, so I guess I’ve gotta side with him. Has anyone else cut themselves for once reading Brett Easton Ellis?

Unfortunately, there is no record of an email correspondence between this broham and the trashy 15-year-old goth he hooked up with one night on shrooms somewhere in Madrid, so I guess I’ve gotta side with him. Has anyone else cut themselves for once reading Brett Easton Ellis?

You mean Pavel Datsuk’s chest.

AnAmPat – Are there stories you don’t respond to?

“The people who support gays” = Most Unreal Comment Fragment Here

Seriously, doesn’t he care that white is never white again after three washes?

I’m on a roof, bitch!
(Say It Again!)
I’m ON A ROOF, bitch.

Thinking that Ellen ISN’T the sweetest hour of TV makes you out to be a FAR larger retard than LG herself.

This is so confusing.