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I heard this when I was out of eyesight of my videobox and I thought Cookie Monster was rapping.
but… but… oh, just one more thing!
Are the “Owners” the leader of your spam cult? Are you Martha Marcy May Marlene? Is that why this website you linked to has paragraphs full of nothing but SHOUTING ALL CAPS?!? Is that your cult dad yelling at everyone? Stay away from me cult dad, I dream shot you!
No, no, no, defiantly not.
“I’ll fully concede I’m the dickhead”
How about instead of conceding, you say sorry, and stop behaving so abhorrently?
Knowing that he was drinking at all, and his judgement was impaired enough to think driving around 110 mph was okay, leaves enough room for a conversation to take place. I am not judging Ryan Dunn as a person, for all I know he was a saint, and I don’t know if his reckless behavior was fueled by being buzzed, tipsy or almost sober, but his last decision in life can easily be judged as reckless and could have turned out a lot worse. I think as a cautionary tale alone, even if it is to say “don’t drive 110 mph, drunk or not”, might be worth talking about.
Sadly, I do know people who think drinking and driving is a good idea. After one of them crashed into a parked car, I thought he would realize he really screwed up. Instead, he refers to it as “a great story I will tell my kids someday”. He also told me not to judge him until I tried driving drunk to see that it was no big deal.
“Drunk driving being a bad idea” is not always an accepted concept and does require some repeating.
It’s SOOOOO much better in 3d IMAX. It’s in tents*.
“For the woman who is a conservative, but has been liberal with her vagina, clean it up with Hannity”
*Comes in Teabagger Jasmine
After Ernie Anastos says, “It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick”, his brain said; “Hey Ernie, what if the forecast was a chicken, what could the weatherman use to tenderize it? Oh, I got it! Say it quick before you forget because this is comedy gold!!!”
VMA = Visceral Monster AIDS. It’s dumb because there is an acronym in the acronym.
On a side note, if MTV stood for Monster Television, The Hills would make a lot more sense.
I’m waiting for the Sarah Palin ones!
Careful! Blood balloon fights gave Magic Johnson HIV.
Is this how Ashley Simpson got her start?
Wow, I need to read all the comments, before I write something. Why doesn’t my internets have a delete button?!?
You have electronically shattered my e-heart
Torture Porn and perhaps a Saw 3
Where is this dogs birth certificate? I’m pretty sure he’s Kenyan.
NO! NO! Do you want me to trash your lights?!? You are trashing my scene!*
*This reference is only a little moldy, so it’s still edible.
What the hell Pepsi?!? Killing off 80′s stars like Michael Jackson and now John Hughes. It’s not our fault Crystal Pepsi sucked. Stay away from those Carebears!