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 +3Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Anne Hathaway "Raps" About The Paparazzi On Conan (28 comments)

I heard this when I was out of eyesight of my videobox and I thought Cookie Monster was rapping.

 +2Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: This Cat Is A Jerk And What It's Doing Does Not Count As "Boxing" (32 comments)

but… but… oh, just one more thing!

 +5Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: Videogum's Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011 (67 comments)

Are the “Owners” the leader of your spam cult? Are you Martha Marcy May Marlene? Is that why this website you linked to has paragraphs full of nothing but SHOUTING ALL CAPS?!? Is that your cult dad yelling at everyone? Stay away from me cult dad, I dream shot you!

No, no, no, defiantly not.

 +9Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: Roger Ebert Vs. Bam Margera Twitter War UPDATE (68 comments)

“I’ll fully concede I’m the dickhead”

How about instead of conceding, you say sorry, and stop behaving so abhorrently?

 +13Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: More Twitter News: Roger Ebert Hurt Bam Margera's Feelings! (131 comments)

Knowing that he was drinking at all, and his judgement was impaired enough to think driving around 110 mph was okay, leaves enough room for a conversation to take place. I am not judging Ryan Dunn as a person, for all I know he was a saint, and I don’t know if his reckless behavior was fueled by being buzzed, tipsy or almost sober, but his last decision in life can easily be judged as reckless and could have turned out a lot worse. I think as a cautionary tale alone, even if it is to say “don’t drive 110 mph, drunk or not”, might be worth talking about.

 +7Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: More Twitter News: Roger Ebert Hurt Bam Margera's Feelings! (131 comments)

Sadly, I do know people who think drinking and driving is a good idea. After one of them crashed into a parked car, I thought he would realize he really screwed up. Instead, he refers to it as “a great story I will tell my kids someday”. He also told me not to judge him until I tried driving drunk to see that it was no big deal.

“Drunk driving being a bad idea” is not always an accepted concept and does require some repeating.

 +4Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse "Miracles" Video Is CRAMAZING (201 comments)

It’s SOOOOO much better in 3d IMAX. It’s in tents*.

*pronounced intense

“For the woman who is a conservative, but has been liberal with her vagina, clean it up with Hannity”
*Comes in Teabagger Jasmine

 +16Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Pro-Tip: Newscasters, Use Your "Fucks" Wisely (44 comments)

After Ernie Anastos says, “It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick”, his brain said; “Hey Ernie, what if the forecast was a chicken, what could the weatherman use to tenderize it? Oh, I got it! Say it quick before you forget because this is comedy gold!!!”

 +1Posted on Aug 26th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: MTV VMA Promo In Your Pants (51 comments)

VMA = Visceral Monster AIDS. It’s dumb because there is an acronym in the acronym.

On a side note, if MTV stood for Monster Television, The Hills would make a lot more sense.

 +10Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: Bad Idea Jeans, LITERALLY (71 comments)

I’m waiting for the Sarah Palin ones!

 +4Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: This Is The Creepiest Music Video I Have Ever Seen (47 comments)

Careful! Blood balloon fights gave Magic Johnson HIV.

 0Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: Kids Lip-Synch To "Boom Boom Pow" In The Apple Store The Darndest Things (11 comments)

Is this how Ashley Simpson got her start?

 +8Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: America's Got Talent? (31 comments)

Wow, I need to read all the comments, before I write something. Why doesn’t my internets have a delete button?!?

 +1Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: America's Got Talent? (31 comments)

You have electronically shattered my e-heart :(

 +2Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

Torture Porn and perhaps a Saw 3

 -12Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: America's Got Talent? (31 comments)

Where is this dogs birth certificate? I’m pretty sure he’s Kenyan.

 +6Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Movie (40 comments)

NO! NO! Do you want me to trash your lights?!? You are trashing my scene!*

*This reference is only a little moldy, so it’s still edible.

 +13Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More John Hughes (47 comments)

What the hell Pepsi?!? Killing off 80′s stars like Michael Jackson and now John Hughes. It’s not our fault Crystal Pepsi sucked. Stay away from those Carebears!