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 +5Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: This Is The Real NSFW (59 comments)

well, we’ve got our first “Thighs” tag, so I can at least sleep a little sounder tonight.

 +23Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Work Out Is Hilarious (53 comments)

I will just never, ever understand. If I had little gwyn’s money and resources, lemme tell ya, I would NOT be doing birddances and youtubing recipes for overtly tasteless asian fusion salads. (I WOULD BE BUILDING A LIFE-SIZE REPLICA OF MIDDLE EARTH).

 +4Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Roger Ebert Is The Best (23 comments)

I mean, same as you guys – I spent the first half hour of my Wednesday reading this and crying in bed – but it really makes you stop and appreciate absolutely everything. My uncle is dying of cancer of the jaw right now, and so there was that aspect of emotional manipulation – but I just love Roger Ebert so much, and only he could be so strong and happy at this point in a life and a cancer. Upvotes for the masses.

 +2Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Valentine's Day Card Collection (44 comments)

cockles of my heart = WARMED.

(haha wow fun this makes sense! there’s too much love in here!)

 +4Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (42 comments)

“It’s not because of the smell, I’m just expecting a nosebleed” was the first time the Office has actually made me laugh in months.

 +7Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: The Muppets Love You, Man (6 comments)

THE VULTURE ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY LINDSAY!!! sigh…

 +6Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Beaker Meeps "Dust In The Wind" Like A Gay Retard (25 comments)

I actually found the first 27 seconds deeply touching. #emotionalmanipulationbymuppets

 +3Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (62 comments)

I know, the fucking smoke monster has always disappointed me so much. but if a larger smoke monster budget may mean less insanely beautiful actors, I’m so not on board.

 +2Posted on Jan 25th, 2010 | re: Stop Burying The Lede, Blood Into Wine Trailer! (36 comments)

*INTRO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 +2Posted on Jan 25th, 2010 | re: Stop Burying The Lede, Blood Into Wine Trailer! (36 comments)

Oh my god the Bob Odenkirk into. I am so attracted to him that I can’t even admit it to my friends. Also partially because he is 25 years older than me.

 +5Posted on Jan 25th, 2010 | re: Our Week Begins With The Brendan Fraser Clap Remix (29 comments)

I have class/work/meetings straight from 9AM to 8:30PM today, so I get two minutes of videogum —- and I’m so happy those two minutes included this. I will now go forth into the cruel world, empowered by pure, childlike joy that only Brendan Fraser can teach.

 +7Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Perez Hilton Boy Band Audition (38 comments)

I was 11 in 1998, it’s all good. I spent a summer at camp choreographing a dance to “Dirty Pop” with my cabinmates. We assumed ‘N sync personalities and performed it at the camp talent show. I was Joey.

 0Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sigourney Weaver Is Taller Than Most Women (20 comments)

so much awkward humping, snl!

 +3Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sigourney Weaver Is Taller Than Most Women (20 comments)

is it just me, or was this entire episode really weirdly and uncomfortably sexual? kenan/sigourney in the old people’s guide to getting it on? the avatar mating sketch? I LIKE MY SEX OFF THE TV, WHERE IT BELONGS.

 +5Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: 2010 Edition (54 comments)

I was too tipsy to really remember 30 rock. so now I get to ENJOY IT ALL OVER AGAIN! alcohol is so great, you guys!

 +6Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: We've Got To Go Back To The Libby! (8 comments)

and by decided to watch the entire series, I meant “initially thought I’d try out a couple episodes, then woke up four weeks later deeply immersed in the year 1977″

 +5Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: We've Got To Go Back To The Libby! (8 comments)

I resisted watching Lost for years, then abruptly decided to use my weirdly long holiday break to watch the entire series (INSTANT NETFLIX / MILD DEPRESSION) and I’m going to finish before 6 premieres. I’m gonna do it!!! AND IT’S ALL SO FRESH IN MY HEART AND MIND.

so, yes. LIBBY!!!!!!

 +22Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Dress Up Morgan Freeman (35 comments)

 +7Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: People Who Are Suicidal Because Of Avatar Make Me Suicidal (52 comments)

see, same here, but unfortunately a few life-size cardboard cutouts and an entire wall of Legolas and Aragorn dreamshots got in the way before I found a boy who would kiss me.

 +11Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Who Should Replace Tobey Maguire As Spider-Man? (51 comments)

my Topher sense is tingling…

 +2Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: A Brief Note About Kell On Earth (30 comments)

since we’re not talking about skelly anyways and since I’ve always been too dumb for BNPGs — can we discuss how upsetting these giant omnipresent michael cera faces are? or are they only in my mind????

 +10Posted on Jan 6th, 2010 | re: Predictions For Lost: The College Years (48 comments)

LOST FEATURING JIM HENSON’S MUPPETS

 +1Posted on Dec 19th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (101 comments)

at least it’s maker’s mark! you’re fancy!

 +11Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (101 comments)

I love you guys.

here’s another way this confident fella enjoys himself.
Obama Miley Cyrus Fetish Video
how he decides that the man is obama, we could never comprehend.