well, we’ve got our first “Thighs” tag, so I can at least sleep a little sounder tonight.
I will just never, ever understand. If I had little gwyn’s money and resources, lemme tell ya, I would NOT be doing birddances and youtubing recipes for overtly tasteless asian fusion salads. (I WOULD BE BUILDING A LIFE-SIZE REPLICA OF MIDDLE EARTH).
I mean, same as you guys – I spent the first half hour of my Wednesday reading this and crying in bed – but it really makes you stop and appreciate absolutely everything. My uncle is dying of cancer of the jaw right now, and so there was that aspect of emotional manipulation – but I just love Roger Ebert so much, and only he could be so strong and happy at this point in a life and a cancer. Upvotes for the masses.
cockles of my heart = WARMED.
(haha wow fun this makes sense! there’s too much love in here!)
“It’s not because of the smell, I’m just expecting a nosebleed” was the first time the Office has actually made me laugh in months.
THE VULTURE ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY LINDSAY!!! sigh…
I actually found the first 27 seconds deeply touching. #emotionalmanipulationbymuppets
I know, the fucking smoke monster has always disappointed me so much. but if a larger smoke monster budget may mean less insanely beautiful actors, I’m so not on board.
Oh my god the Bob Odenkirk into. I am so attracted to him that I can’t even admit it to my friends. Also partially because he is 25 years older than me.
I have class/work/meetings straight from 9AM to 8:30PM today, so I get two minutes of videogum —- and I’m so happy those two minutes included this. I will now go forth into the cruel world, empowered by pure, childlike joy that only Brendan Fraser can teach.
I was 11 in 1998, it’s all good. I spent a summer at camp choreographing a dance to “Dirty Pop” with my cabinmates. We assumed ‘N sync personalities and performed it at the camp talent show. I was Joey.
so much awkward humping, snl!
is it just me, or was this entire episode really weirdly and uncomfortably sexual? kenan/sigourney in the old people’s guide to getting it on? the avatar mating sketch? I LIKE MY SEX OFF THE TV, WHERE IT BELONGS.
I was too tipsy to really remember 30 rock. so now I get to ENJOY IT ALL OVER AGAIN! alcohol is so great, you guys!
and by decided to watch the entire series, I meant “initially thought I’d try out a couple episodes, then woke up four weeks later deeply immersed in the year 1977″
I resisted watching Lost for years, then abruptly decided to use my weirdly long holiday break to watch the entire series (INSTANT NETFLIX / MILD DEPRESSION) and I’m going to finish before 6 premieres. I’m gonna do it!!! AND IT’S ALL SO FRESH IN MY HEART AND MIND.
so, yes. LIBBY!!!!!!
see, same here, but unfortunately a few life-size cardboard cutouts and an entire wall of Legolas and Aragorn dreamshots got in the way before I found a boy who would kiss me.
my Topher sense is tingling…
since we’re not talking about skelly anyways and since I’ve always been too dumb for BNPGs — can we discuss how upsetting these giant omnipresent michael cera faces are? or are they only in my mind????
LOST FEATURING JIM HENSON’S MUPPETS
at least it’s maker’s mark! you’re fancy!
I love you guys.
here’s another way this confident fella enjoys himself.
Obama Miley Cyrus Fetish Video
how he decides that the man is obama, we could never comprehend.