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 +23Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

GUYS. Today while I was at my lil’ part-time-while-in-school job I was on the verge of crying because I found out I didn’t get an interview for a real-life job I really wanted.

THEN, I forgot a work folder at my apartment, so my boss side-eyed me all day while I pretended that the sadness on my face was about his precious folder.

THEN, my friend had the audacity to send me and email asking me if I’d ever listened to an album that I recommended to him MONTHS ago, causing me to question our friendship.

AND NOW, THIS.

 0Posted on Nov 25th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Holiday Movie Club! (137 comments)

I’m late to this party, but it’s true. The song song that made me so uncomfortable as a child is not in the DVD cut. There is some nice bonus material, however. AND, most importantly, you still get to enjoy Rizzo and Gonzo’s antics.

“Light the lamp, not the rat!” Classic. Fine holiday fun. A+.

 +21Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

You may never have told us where you get your ideas, but you are where I get my ideas. Thanks for that, Gabe. Thanks for the ideas.

 +6Posted on Jul 15th, 2013 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch Is Testing You, Ladies (54 comments)

Never forget J.O.R.T.S.
http://www.videogum.com/232931/the-videogum-song-contest-the-finalists/top-stories/

(Also, I humbly request to receive any emails featuring Louis of One Direction looking like a snake.)

 +16Posted on Feb 6th, 2013 | re: COUPLE ALERT: CODE RED -- BLAIR W. AND SETH C. (31 comments)

Facetaco, your knowledge of both of these canons has restored my faith in commenting.

 +10Posted on Aug 8th, 2012 | re: China's Newest Hit Show, iPartment, Sounds Great! (35 comments)

Serious moment: I was recently in China for school, and most of the young people I met love American television. Sometimes really bad American television. However, barred from speaking out against the CPC, this is pretty much political activism.

 +11Posted on Apr 11th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Very Baller Photo Of Dustin Diamond (48 comments)

And with that, Dustin Diamond brought the internet to a screeching halt.

 +8Posted on Feb 21st, 2012 | re: Cookie Time! (32 comments)

Goddamn Red Feathers.

 +11Posted on Feb 21st, 2012 | re: Cookie Time! (32 comments)

I don’t know about cookies, but this movie sure sold me on feminism.

After camping in the Plaza brush for 8 days, the photographer caught a rare glimpse of Babe, the champion pig who arrived in the city 14 years ago.

These are the kind of debts you have to pay when you are Peter Dinklage.

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2012 | re: Local News Station Re-Enacts Court Transcripts With Puppets, Obviously (23 comments)

is nine tenths of comedy

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2012 | re: Local News Station Re-Enacts Court Transcripts With Puppets, Obviously (23 comments)

timing

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2012 | re: Local News Station Re-Enacts Court Transcripts With Puppets, Obviously (23 comments)

“Court of law? More like court of LOL…”

 +2Posted on Jan 24th, 2012 | re: Local News Station Re-Enacts Court Transcripts With Puppets, Obviously (23 comments)

I dismissed this with a hefty amount of prejudice.

There can only be one explanation. Ricky and the rest of the cast agreed to the movie deal, but Michael Cera is refusing to reprise his role as Hitler’s mother.

 +16Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Zooey Deschanel Jumps On The "I Was Bullied" Train (78 comments)

As the spit mingled with her tears she muttered “But my mom was on Twin Peaks…”

My friends, you pout to no one.

“You might think you had everyone fooled with that NBA lockout red herring, but you didn’t fool ME.”

 +9Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A VERY Good Kiss (35 comments)

We watch other networks because we see ourselves in their characters.

We watch TLC because we’re totally not this awkward, right? Right? Like, look at these losers over here, am I right?

 +2Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video Posted Without Comment (25 comments)

This song is about Ryan Gosling?

 +5Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive? (71 comments)

Write-in vote: Gabe as Kelly OR Kelly as Gabe

Not today, god of death.

This is a triumph.

Guys, this Downton Abbey – Doctor Who crossover episode is going to be SO good.