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 +10Posted on Apr 11th | re: This Is Just A Very Baller Photo Of Dustin Diamond (48 comments)

And with that, Dustin Diamond brought the internet to a screeching halt.

 +8Posted on Feb 21st | re: Cookie Time! (32 comments)

Goddamn Red Feathers.

 +11Posted on Feb 21st | re: Cookie Time! (32 comments)

I don’t know about cookies, but this movie sure sold me on feminism.

After camping in the Plaza brush for 8 days, the photographer caught a rare glimpse of Babe, the champion pig who arrived in the city 14 years ago.

These are the kind of debts you have to pay when you are Peter Dinklage.

is nine tenths of comedy

timing

“Court of law? More like court of LOL…”

I dismissed this with a hefty amount of prejudice.

There can only be one explanation. Ricky and the rest of the cast agreed to the movie deal, but Michael Cera is refusing to reprise his role as Hitler’s mother.

 +16Posted on Jan 18th | re: Zooey Deschanel Jumps On The "I Was Bullied" Train (78 comments)

As the spit mingled with her tears she muttered “But my mom was on Twin Peaks…”

My friends, you pout to no one.

“You might think you had everyone fooled with that NBA lockout red herring, but you didn’t fool ME.”

 +9Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A VERY Good Kiss (35 comments)

We watch other networks because we see ourselves in their characters.

We watch TLC because we’re totally not this awkward, right? Right? Like, look at these losers over here, am I right?

 +2Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video Posted Without Comment (25 comments)

This song is about Ryan Gosling?

 +5Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive? (71 comments)

Write-in vote: Gabe as Kelly OR Kelly as Gabe

Not today, god of death.

This is a triumph.

Guys, this Downton Abbey – Doctor Who crossover episode is going to be SO good.

 +20Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: The Titanic 3D Poster Is Almost Perfect, But Not Quite (47 comments)

Third class audience hopefuls will be turned away and given original 2-part VHS version of movie.

 +1Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: EXCLUSIVE: First Look At Legos: The Movie Screenplay (27 comments)

Save that for the Eggo biopic.

 +4Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: Catvertising (10 comments)

The 90 purrr-cent.

 +5Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The People Who Saw Jack And Jill This Past Weekend (58 comments)

I hope you gave the babysitter those tickets last night. Twilight: Breaking Dawn opens on Friday.

 +8Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The People Who Saw Jack And Jill This Past Weekend (58 comments)

The thing I’m more interested in: What movie DID you and your wife go see, facetaco?

 +4Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The People Who Saw Jack And Jill This Past Weekend (58 comments)

I think showing this movie in the middle of the protesters could end the OWS movement. I’m not saying I do or do not want the movement to end. I’m just saying it could end. And this could end it.