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GUYS. Today while I was at my lil’ part-time-while-in-school job I was on the verge of crying because I found out I didn’t get an interview for a real-life job I really wanted.
THEN, I forgot a work folder at my apartment, so my boss side-eyed me all day while I pretended that the sadness on my face was about his precious folder.
THEN, my friend had the audacity to send me and email asking me if I’d ever listened to an album that I recommended to him MONTHS ago, causing me to question our friendship.
AND NOW, THIS.
I’m late to this party, but it’s true. The song song that made me so uncomfortable as a child is not in the DVD cut. There is some nice bonus material, however. AND, most importantly, you still get to enjoy Rizzo and Gonzo’s antics.
“Light the lamp, not the rat!” Classic. Fine holiday fun. A+.
You may never have told us where you get your ideas, but you are where I get my ideas. Thanks for that, Gabe. Thanks for the ideas.
Never forget J.O.R.T.S.
(Also, I humbly request to receive any emails featuring Louis of One Direction looking like a snake.)
Facetaco, your knowledge of both of these canons has restored my faith in commenting.
Serious moment: I was recently in China for school, and most of the young people I met love American television. Sometimes really bad American television. However, barred from speaking out against the CPC, this is pretty much political activism.
And with that, Dustin Diamond brought the internet to a screeching halt.
Goddamn Red Feathers.
I don’t know about cookies, but this movie sure sold me on feminism.
After camping in the Plaza brush for 8 days, the photographer caught a rare glimpse of Babe, the champion pig who arrived in the city 14 years ago.
These are the kind of debts you have to pay when you are Peter Dinklage.
is nine tenths of comedy
“Court of law? More like court of LOL…”
I dismissed this with a hefty amount of prejudice.
There can only be one explanation. Ricky and the rest of the cast agreed to the movie deal, but Michael Cera is refusing to reprise his role as Hitler’s mother.
As the spit mingled with her tears she muttered “But my mom was on Twin Peaks…”
My friends, you pout to no one.
“You might think you had everyone fooled with that NBA lockout red herring, but you didn’t fool ME.”
We watch other networks because we see ourselves in their characters.
We watch TLC because we’re totally not this awkward, right? Right? Like, look at these losers over here, am I right?
This song is about Ryan Gosling?
Write-in vote: Gabe as Kelly OR Kelly as Gabe
Not today, god of death.
This is a triumph.
Guys, this Downton Abbey – Doctor Who crossover episode is going to be SO good.