Profile 

Latest Comments

Comments

 +2Posted on Apr 20th, 2009 | re: Oh No, People Are Having Sex In Taco Bell Bathrooms! (41 comments)

“Basically you could substitute “people having sex” with “zombies” and this entire report would work beautifully”

zombies are zombies everywhere, all the time. ok i can get w/ this

 +10Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 | re: "NOM" Wants To Nibble Gay Marriage To Death (55 comments)

*blood boils*

 +21Posted on Mar 20th, 2009 | re: 30 Rock: What Does BFF Stand For? (43 comments)

I wouldnt call that a “LOST reference” so much as “directly referring to LOST”

 0Posted on Feb 5th, 2009 | re: The Picture Of Hilary Duff (22 comments)

this is so RONG on so many levels

 +2Posted on Feb 5th, 2009 | re: Kids Have A Hockey Brawl The Darndest Things (8 comments)

aw, this is adorable. also, i love how gabe neglects (doesnt know?) to mention that the kids are on the same team. go team! put the ball in the point-zone!

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 | re: The Reason :( Was Invented (16 comments)

kyuliawan (1 hour ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam
i can relate to this in many ways. except the dad is your mom

^lol

 +1Posted on Jan 17th, 2009 | re: Friday Fight: Movie Remakes: Horrible Or Meh-ible? (14 comments)

gabe bringing the lulz tonight

 +3Posted on Jan 9th, 2009 | re: 30 Rock: Peter Dinklage Steals Salma Hayek's Spotlight (31 comments)

^^killed me
I guess I’m the only one who wasn’t a huge fan of Dinklage’s appearance. He played essentially the same character he played in Elf which is someone trying way too hard to be “normal’ to compensate for the fact the he’s a midget, because lol guys look – midgets can be normal people too! Who knew?!
Salma Hayek was sososo much better. I love how they wrote in a fairly average character (the token latina maid), and cast one of the most visible, mainstream Spanish-speaking movie star for the part, complete with the unnecessary accent and perfect over-the-topness. Irony at its absolute finest, and an infinitely smarter character than Dinklage

 0Posted on Jan 9th, 2009 | re: New Gaming System, Same Kids Going F-ing Crazy (15 comments)

“Animals on Film”
:D

 0Posted on Dec 16th, 2008 | re: Grown Man Throws Wii At TV, Then Cries For His Mama (10 comments)

Uh, that was the fakest thing ever. Who just happens to be taping himself while he just happens to throw a wii remote at a TV? No one, that’s who. Also, who says “Mama” like that? Someone who wants to go viral, that’s who. No.

 0Posted on Dec 16th, 2008 | re: SNL Just The Funny Parts: Goodbye Amy (13 comments)

oh, so kanye doesn’t sing like most singers, huh? good to see you totally missed the point

 +1Posted on Dec 8th, 2008 | re: SNL Just The Funny Parts: Yes You Can Say "Jizz" On Television (22 comments)

whawhawhaaat? obviously the most funny part was armisen’s boy george! i’d say it was the ONLY funny part, actually!

 +1Posted on Dec 5th, 2008 | re: 30 Rock: Awesome, But Where Were The Gossip Girls? (23 comments)

Lindsay, tell me I’m not crazy: the seven minutes in heaven scene (particularly the first couple lines of dialog) was a clear Freaks and Geeks reference, right?

 +1Posted on Dec 5th, 2008 | re: 30 Rock: Awesome, But Where Were The Gossip Girls? (23 comments)

The word “but” should not be used in this post title unless in reference to “cat anus.”
PURE PURRFECTION (GET IT?)

1. Tina Fey
2. Tina Fey
3. Tina Fey

 +1Posted on Dec 4th, 2008 | re: You Can Make It Up: Tila Tequila Goes To Court (5 comments)

“labial pink”

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2008 | re: Why Doesn't Everybody Hate Chris? (4 comments)

why is it that “Everybody Hates Chris”?

I do not hate Chris. Though being in a movie like “Crash” really cuts it close.

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2008 | re: Hero Dog Just Did What Any Dog Would Do (13 comments)

HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE

 -7Posted on Dec 3rd, 2008 | re: It's Third Eye Blind's World, We Just Are Like "Huh?" In It (44 comments)

Gabe, you’re the worst. I *think* this was done kinda tongue-in-cheek, but 3eb are a good band!
The video, eh, not so good. But music vids are worthless IMO

 0Posted on Dec 3rd, 2008 | re: Kids Are Terrified Of Puppets The Darndest Things (7 comments)

I cannot stop LOLing

 0Posted on Dec 2nd, 2008 | re: Paul Rudd Is Not A Douchebag (11 comments)

great, now thanks to you guys, there’s two results for it now!

 0Posted on Dec 1st, 2008 | re: You Need To Get An Ass Washing Assistant (3 comments)

I think we can all agree that YouTube Annotation Technology is the worst.

No, crazy lady, “the olympics” are not “thinking of adding it to their curriculum”. You’re thinking of being rejected by the olympics to their curriculum.

 +1Posted on Nov 21st, 2008 | re: 30 Rock: What Does Liz Lemon Want? (8 comments)

stop patriciding!

Aw!