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 +2Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Goth Dudes Dancing To "Vogue" (27 comments)

i have the weirdest boner right now. and i’m a girl.

 +2Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E07: Eyes Open, Mouths Shut, Jesse Forever (51 comments)

yeah that scene really made me think of IJ, too. made me want to tell jesse about this wonderful almost 1100 hundred page book he should really read. great passage, too.

 +5Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side (58 comments)

i have the feeling drinking each others’ blood at the same time is like getting to fifth base in the true blood universe. it’s so sexy! (also not a good metaphor)

 +2Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side (58 comments)

amidst all the vampires and werewolves and witches and fairies, and all the soft porn involving eric and sookie, the fact that lafayette’s DIDN’T say aww hell no was just the most confusing to me, too. very surprising and original writing. very good show. – me.

 0Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side (58 comments)

great work! i like him best sookie isn’t next to him being all “look at my man blah blah..” btw i’m getting such a chain-letter-vibe from you posting this!

(he does look smaller, though?)

 +5Posted on Aug 13th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (52 comments)

also i should proofread my comments. what a HUGE freudian slip!

 +2Posted on Aug 13th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (52 comments)

hey, i agree with a lot of what you are saying. i’m not from the UK, but tit’s all over the news here. Commentators from my country as well as some writers I follow in my field (cultural studies/sociology) have been interpreting this as a sign there is something really wrong with a political system that neglects a large part of its citizenry (young people) and a social system that really quite shamelessly disadvantages those who are already disadvantaged. That’s why Brand’s whole point about consumerism seemed banal to me. I hadn’t paid much attention to his self-indulgent stuff – like you said it was hypocritical.

The reasons i used to word protestors as well as looters and rioters is really because whether or not designating people as protestors or as looters (or as terrorists or activists, etc.) is a political choice. I’m not saying I feel these people are protesting something; I was merely referring to, among other things, the BBC’s fuck-up in describing these people initially as protestors (which they retracted). I guess i wasn’t very clear on that, so I’m sorry.

 +5Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (52 comments)

that being said:

(i think i mean to say sorry. let’s be friends?)

 +1Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (52 comments)

yeah but WHY had he use so much adjectives? the piece itself did not feel insincere, but just misguided – all that baroque language just failed to get something important across about those riots//the looting/anti-capitalist protestors… in my opinion. also: speaking from the other side of the pond (i mean LORRY), i don’t think his analysis was that unique or profound? of course youth are disaffected. they are all across europe. and of course ideology is ruining everything for everyone except for the lucky few.

(i don’t agree with this analysis. i just don’t think it’s that big of a deal if russell brand echoes the sentiments that have popped up all over the leftist press in the Uk/Europe.)

(but again, that’s speaking from this side of the lorry)

 +3Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: Is There Anyone In The World Who Doesn't Like Ryan Gosling? (88 comments)

“yes, me.” – baby answering to gabe’s question, silently resenting ryan’s unique sideways bottle-feeding manoeuvring.

 +15Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: A Fake Interview With Emma Stone (38 comments)

in my imagination i interview gabe a lot and he laughs when i make a joke. that can’t be weird.

 +10Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: NYC Subway Nightmare (71 comments)

the weird feeling i get with a lot of college-y bros is that they don’t really do this stuff to enjoy it while they’re doing it (i thought the faces were so awkward! and music they were dancing to must have sucked if they had to replace it with that mess of a “song’), but more so for the memory of the day they totally, like, did this one crazy thing and everyone thought it was crazy! it makes me sad for the people they’ll be telling these stories to 20, 30 years from now.

(that comment was triggered by your ”early twenties delight”. really like the term!)

 +7Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: NYC Subway Nightmare (71 comments)

so this is what my friend living in NY was talking about when she was referring to all the hot and creative and sensitive dudes she met at these very underground parties. obviously this video has made me even more jealous of her than i ever was.

it’ll probably say something very ironic and referential like “I’ll be back (for more child support)”?

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets (62 comments)

ah yours is better! i wanted to play around with the whole dimensional thing, esp. as the characters are so one-dimensial, and then something something flatland. now i can’t be bothered anymore.

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets (62 comments)

*4th. i’m a dummy.

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets (62 comments)

I can’t wait for the 4d installment: (Dirty) Dancing all the way the Bank

 +1Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E04: Jesse, Oh No! (55 comments)

i think i don’t need to watch breaking bad anymore. your ending is infinitely better.

 +6Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E07: Silver Me Up! Silver Me Down! (62 comments)

i’d also like to know what the HIV scare of the 1980s did to the vampire community. we need that nurse doing pam’s facials.

 +11Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E07: Silver Me Up! Silver Me Down! (62 comments)

something like this you mean? (@badideajeans)

 +5Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E07: Silver Me Up! Silver Me Down! (62 comments)

ok you’re asking for more grossness now, but wouldn’t she sort of expect.. blood? it was her first time, too? i’m really not comfortable being the one to bring all this up but someone has to do it?

 +3Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E07: Silver Me Up! Silver Me Down! (62 comments)

im tempted now to litter this comment thread with the hugest pictures i can find (on my hard disk, in the folder that’s called “misc. future plans & hopes too high, probably”).

 +1Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E04: Jesse, Oh No! (55 comments)

just read my comment again and the whole flying solo part (and beating up another junkie) is really assuming he gets his legs back (unless? no.), which would then presumably make him hate his wife.. less? because he can wipe his own bottom now? I haven’t thought this through yet.

 +14Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E07: Silver Me Up! Silver Me Down! (62 comments)

am i the only one who thinks they just ejaculate blood? not to be disgusting but they cry blood, too. but that’s assuming some measure of internal consistency in this show. (i shouldn’t)

 +5Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E07: Silver Me Up! Silver Me Down! (62 comments)

i’ve never been so happy to be downvoted! i’m just glad someone understands.