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 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: The 15 Types Of Strangers (63 comments)

When do we tell kids that 70% or rapes are from someone you know?

 +2Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Kush: Finally, A Thing To Put Between Your Boobs While You Sleep (49 comments)


 0Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: Stranger Danger: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine (44 comments)

I went camping this weekend deep in Snoqualmie National Forest away from phones, cars, and all modern contact and sounds. Except this song was stuck in my head the whole goddamn time.

 0Posted on Jun 28th, 2009 | re: Here's The Gross Thing I Promised: Shark Eats Dead Horse (38 comments)

That’s it? I wanted so much more chomping!

 0Posted on Jun 28th, 2009 | re: Go To Bed, Twitter, It Is Your Bedtime (43 comments)

He will be remembered for his contributions. My rss feed is filled with people talking about MJ’s part in their life, and even people who are annoyed with the endless commentary still have something to say. They can’t help it. Today I drove past a little ghetto bar by my house and there was a giant sign that read “Michael Jackson tribute tonight. RIP.” And on Amazon their top 13 albums are all MJ’s.

Michael Jackson is an icon. His influence has spanned many generations of people and no matter what fucked up shit may have happened in his later life, what he contributed to music, to dance, to music videos, and to you will not be forgotten or lessened.

 0Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: World's Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic (57 comments)

Just say no to MMOs.

“You cleeeearly know everything!” – are you FUCKING serious?

 -2Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: The Independence Day After 2012 B.C. (84 comments)

At first I thought “Black president in future movie!” Then I realized WE HAVE A FRIGGIN BLACK PRESIDENT!!

 0Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Jeremy Piven Confident That This Fish Lie Is Eventually Going To Stick (34 comments)

I agree with you. People enjoy claiming “it’s just a word!” but 1. it’s not about them and 2. that’s an easy out to actually being thoughtful. It’s just best to not use offensive terms or jokes that degrade a group of people. “Retard” extends to “gay” extends to sexism extends to fat shaming etc etc.

 -1Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Stephen Colbert And Barack Obama Hanging Out (11 comments)

I’d vote you up 1000 times for this if I could.

 -1Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit (35 comments)

Isn’t Zelda II pre lttp which is pre OoT which is pre WW? So Tetra is the decedent of Zelda. Because it’s the OoT Zelda not Zelda II Zelda.

 +3Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Bob And David Remind Us Again Of How Uncool TV Executives Are (29 comments)

I was on a flight and the dude next to me was watching Mr. Show on a GIANT laptop, so I couldn’t help peeking. I was good at first, only making furtive glances, but then the Everest skit hit and I lost it. I howled so loud I woke up the guy next to me and the laptop dude took off his headphones and looked at me like I was a snoop. Hey, don’t watch Mr. Show and not share, jerk.

 -1Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Not Even Rifftrax Can Do Justice To The Room (27 comments)

To be fair, when I first discovered MST3k a million years ago, I was annoyed that these dorks kept talking over the alien invasion robot movie :-|

 -1Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Not Even Rifftrax Can Do Justice To The Room (27 comments)

One of the things I loved about MST3k was that I could still mostly hear the movie. I like RiffTrax but they are so loud it’s hard to follow along.

 +2Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Samantha Bee Eviscerates Self-Described "Retards" From Long Island (33 comments)

I live in Seattle :) I really really really love Seattle. :)

 +1Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Weird Al Don't Ever Die (30 comments)

Screw Steve Martin’s banjo, Weird Al is an accordion master. He should go on the road.

 +2Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Could Anything Be More Boring For A Movie Plot Than Online Gambling? (30 comments)

I can’t wait to see a trailer so I can mock the fake website/OS!

 0Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: White People Should Leave The Ottoman Humping To Pretty Ricky (16 comments)

My parents live in Austin, and love Alamo Draft House events, but somehow I don’t think they’ll be going to this. Casablanca night > air humping.

gross gross gross gross.

Klingons like blood pie, but don’t support eating dolphins.

 +6Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Newsbusted: Oh Look, It's Another Attempt At A Conservative Daily Show (73 comments)

She’s just so fucking SMUG.

 +3Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: The Bruno Moral Quandary (116 comments)

Exactly exactly exactly. This is another reason why we need to encourage gays to come out of the closet. Let people know you are not a scary Bruno stereotype, but a normal person in their lives, just like them. Now we just need the entertainment industry to end the token woman/POC/gay. Let us see those differential types.

 +4Posted on Jun 14th, 2009 | re: The Bruno Moral Quandary (116 comments)

I’m totally with you and I completely agree as a fellow self aware white heteronormative able person. Your identity is absolutely defined by these things, but you are not defined by SOCIETY by these things. Seth Rogan movies do not have a detrimental effect on you as a white male because you are not defined by the actions of a few stupid, pothead white people, but this is not true for minority groups. That’s why people say things like “Obama’s real numbers when you take away the black vote..” because black people aren’t individuals, they are black people. This is why representation is so important and Bruno effects gay people. White people don’t represent other white people, but gay people and characterizations of them represent gay people.

 0Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Reign Over Me (121 comments)

Adam Sandler yelling at Q. Awesome.

 0Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: Rush Limbaugh Is Just Fucking With Us Now (18 comments)

best metaphor ever.

 +2Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: The Cleveland Show Is Going To Be Even Worse Than We Thought! (38 comments)

They’re black. Get it?