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 +2Posted on Jan 11th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (10 comments)

 +8Posted on Jan 3rd, 2013 | re: Jamie Kennedy's KDOC New Year's Eve Special Was/Is Perfect (19 comments)

KDOC presents: Jamie Kennedy looks around in bewilderment 1000 times in front of sparse crowd.

 +7Posted on Jan 2nd, 2013 | re: The Details Of Kate Winslet's Life Are Real And Also Normal (28 comments)

I feel like she’s living Homer Simpson’s life.

 +4Posted on Dec 21st, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (9 comments)

How does the Smurfs trailer end up with the most female characters here?

 +2Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Dance Magick! (25 comments)

After all that effort and planning, what’s with the grunge/Tool Time styling of the lead?

 +33Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Tips For Solo Dining (72 comments)

11. Quietly masturbate.

 +13Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday (54 comments)

It’s not all bad up here in Montreal. It’s so cold I called in sick to work, and instead I’m at home in my onesie hangin’ with the cats, an electric heating pad, and some tea. Fuck you, winter!

 +10Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks? More Like Tom PRANKS! (103 comments)

If you’re having purl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a stitch ain’t one.

 +8Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: Joe Biden: America's Dad (41 comments)

“Just remem– Hey, come back over here. Just remember: No dates ’til you’re 30, heh. Now come scooch in here next to me with my arm around your waist. Scooch in there, sweetheart. Scooch. Closer. There we go, heh.” – Joe Biden: America’s creepy uncle.

 +21Posted on Dec 14th, 2010 | re: This Montage Of The Movies Of 2010 Is Wonderful (75 comments)

 +39Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

 +2Posted on Dec 4th, 2010 | re: And Now A Red Panda Cam? And Now A Red Panda Cam! (32 comments)

 +8Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: Holiday Gift Giving 2010 Open Thread (169 comments)

I just got a OnePiece for my birthday and it’s absolute fucking heaven. I’m wearing it right now, I wore it out to the store yesterday, and I am seriously considering wearing it to the office tomorrow, which might be awkward because I’ll be giving rapid-HIV tests to teens all day. OnePiece forever (and good luck with the job hunt)!

 +13Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: Top 10 Things That Are Better Than Breakdance Battle Videos (72 comments)

Consider that dude concussed.

 +4Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: These Are Your Harp Twins: Camille And Kennerly (57 comments)

Duh, that’s clearly Camille and Kennerly Burpo, the twins that never were.

 +13Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: By Request: The Reset Button (204 comments)

 +7Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: Wait For It (60 comments)

Ummm, I got bored just as the camera went back to the guy in the studio so I skipped ahead… and missed the footage of the bridge entirely. I am this news team, apparently.

 +4Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: BREAKING NEWS: HEAVEN DEFINITELY EXISTS! (190 comments)

That Fox News journalist must be relieved she wore her best pearls to speak with Prophet Burpo.

 +29Posted on Nov 12th, 2010 | re: Whoops, Horse In The Car! (68 comments)

Fake and neigh?

 +5Posted on Nov 12th, 2010 | re: The "Nut Shot" Theorem (42 comments)

It’s kind of amazing how Shindler’s List is still the go-to “serious movie” reference in 2010.

Not even a little, thank God.

 +2Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Dog Pranks Owner (61 comments)

Yup, it turns out Birdie’s one mean-spirited puppy.

 +8Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Dog Pranks Owner (61 comments)

No, this dog is just carrying out a Birdieogum Everywhere mission.

 +4Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Newy Scruggs Is A Total NARC (70 comments)

“Don’t commit your hate crimes here, Narc. HATE CRIME!”

 +24Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Iguana Farts In A Bathtub (79 comments)

Can’t an iguana try to win a rap battle without everyone snickering and being all immature about it?