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KDOC presents: Jamie Kennedy looks around in bewilderment 1000 times in front of sparse crowd.
I feel like she’s living Homer Simpson’s life.
How does the Smurfs trailer end up with the most female characters here?
After all that effort and planning, what’s with the grunge/Tool Time styling of the lead?
11. Quietly masturbate.
If you’re having purl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a stitch ain’t one.
“Just remem– Hey, come back over here. Just remember: No dates ’til you’re 30, heh. Now come scooch in here next to me with my arm around your waist. Scooch in there, sweetheart. Scooch. Closer. There we go, heh.” – Joe Biden: America’s creepy uncle.
I just got a OnePiece for my birthday and it’s absolute fucking heaven. I’m wearing it right now, I wore it out to the store yesterday, and I am seriously considering wearing it to the office tomorrow, which might be awkward because I’ll be giving rapid-HIV tests to teens all day. OnePiece forever (and good luck with the job hunt)!
Consider that dude concussed.
Duh, that’s clearly Camille and Kennerly Burpo, the twins that never were.
Ummm, I got bored just as the camera went back to the guy in the studio so I skipped ahead… and missed the footage of the bridge entirely. I am this news team, apparently.
That Fox News journalist must be relieved she wore her best pearls to speak with Prophet Burpo.
Fake and neigh?
It’s kind of amazing how Shindler’s List is still the go-to “serious movie” reference in 2010.
Not even a little, thank God.
Yup, it turns out Birdie’s one mean-spirited puppy.
No, this dog is just carrying out a Birdieogum Everywhere mission.
“Don’t commit your hate crimes here, Narc. HATE CRIME!”
Can’t an iguana try to win a rap battle without everyone snickering and being all immature about it?