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 +7Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E15: It's [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over! (186 comments)

(“What’s in Nebraska?” he asks. Uh, hey Saul, ever heard of a little thing called SADDLE CREEK RECORDS?)

Favorite line I’ve ever read on the internet.

 +2Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: Mark Wahlberg Is One Of The Two Types Of Comedians, Says Mark Wahlberg (28 comments)

Are you excited for Pain and Gain next weekend? I am excited for Pain and Gain next weekend. I have not seen it, but here is a guess of how my movie review for Pain and Gain will go: “This movie is perfect.”

UMMMM, NO DUH?!?!

 +10Posted on Feb 28th, 2013 | re: Mark Wahlberg And Diddy Announce The Release Of Some Water (49 comments)

we live in the best of all possible worlds

 0Posted on Jan 11th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (144 comments)

I have the type of job where my first thought after reading the Oscar nominees was “ugh, I have to start making personal shopping appointments at Prada for my boss.” It’s all very glamorous and exhausting.

 +10Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (144 comments)

“Remember how great it was sitting on your couch watching the Queen of Versailles on Netflix Instant with a glass of wine in the middle of the day? What time is it? What day is it? WHO CARES, THESE QUESTIONS DON’T MATTER! Oh well.”

I did exactly that! But with Amazon, not Netflix! And eggnog, not wine! And it was the middle of the night, not day!

My day has been weird because I work at a movie studio and I’ve seen less than half of the movies nominated so I have to pretend I’m knowledgeable about the stuff everyone has opinions about.

this was hugh jackman’s rationale, right?

 +1Posted on Dec 26th, 2012 | re: Merry Christmas From Courtney Stodden (50 comments)

maybe don’t take photos of girls on the street without their consent?

 +1Posted on Nov 27th, 2012 | re: Some Highlights From The "Quantum Physics" Section Of Tim Allen's Website (46 comments)

Now all I can think about is how on the finale of Home Improvement the guy who played Wilson showed his whole face and he slapped his cheeks with a :-o face on, like, “Look! It’s me! I have a face!” and it was kind of exciting, I guess.

 +14Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Skyfall (51 comments)

Gabe, I can’t think of an appropriate or non-creepy place to mention this, but I think I see you at my jiu-jitsu academy sometimes and I kinda want to say hi and like “I know who you are from the internet,” but anyway if that’s actually you then hi.

 +1Posted on Oct 21st, 2011 | re: Terrifying Man Is Terrified Of Puppies (48 comments)

This video was really hard to watch. :( I tried getting treatment for my dog phobia and I quit, it was just too hard. I wish I could go hiking and stuff but I can’t. I feel bad that they made Marvin touch it!

 +1Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Australia (80 comments)

You forgot my favorite part!

 +2Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos (72 comments)

Lol at the Susan Boyle pic over “Open Mic Night”

 +11Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E09: Looking Good, Ladies! (90 comments)