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 +6Posted on Nov 18th, 2013 | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Is Out There Enjoying Fall (31 comments)

I knew someone who was a groupie in the 80s and she told me Darryl Hall was tiny. I can’t enjoy a Hall and Oates song without thinking about it, wondering exactly how tiny, and feeling sorry for him…

 +3Posted on Jul 1st, 2013 | re: French Bulldog Fart Scare (15 comments)

What was the novel that you enjoyed and are going to miss?

 +4Posted on Jun 14th, 2013 | re: We Live In A Post-Bridesmaids World (43 comments)

Another married woman who wouldn’t be opposed to seeing Jon Snow’s dong if it furthered the plot and had “artistic merit.”

Embarrassing confession: the only fan letter I ever wrote to anyone was to the guy from the Crying Game. It was my first look at the male form, and I must have been impressed. I wish I could have sent a letter to some literary hero, or great musician, but it was to that guy instead.

 +6Posted on Jun 10th, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 Finale Open Thread (59 comments)

100% agree on all points. I just want to add that I so wished Shae would have left when given the option. I wish Roz had been given the same chance!

If she truly loves Tyrion she needs to realize that she is indeed getting in the way.

Also, does anyone have any good ideas on how to get through the next 10 months without GoT and a lack of Gabe’s True Blood recaps to look forward to?

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 Premiere Open Thread (56 comments)

It was a really good episode and it was nice to see all my old friends again but they could have found a way to include one sex scene.

 0Posted on Mar 22nd, 2013 | re: Friday Giveaway: The Place Beyond The Pines Prize Pack (47 comments)

All About Eve!

 +10Posted on Mar 8th, 2013 | re: Ocean Public Marriage Proposal Goes Horribly RIGHT! (39 comments)

The idea of a huge public proposal caused me so much anxiety that I was afraid I would just vomit all over the guy at some expensive restaurant. When I knew we were heading in that direction, I just asked him myself (actually sort of TOLD him), then had a honest talk about a ring budget, and then proceeded to pick out my diamond ring. Grand romantic gestures have never impressed me, and more importantly, something as important as when we were getting engaged and/or married I wanted to help decide. It kills me that so many women are captive to when the guy is ready to propose, not when you are ready to actually say yes. It should be mutual.

 +8Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize (126 comments)

I feel weird that it doesn’t bother me more. It is a slang term for female genitalia but I don’t think my genitals are a bad thing, so it doesn’t strike me as inherently negative. Perhaps reading Tropic of Cancer in my formative years is to blame. Are men as offended by the way people throw around the term dick?

 +7Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize (126 comments)

This was terribly unfunny but it just occurred to me to be thankful that they (he?) didn’t use a certain racial epithet as well. Like maybe the writer had some small semblance of a filter and knew not to cross all the lines.

 +6Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Ryan Gosling Update: Ryan Gosling Went To A Charity Event (35 comments)

Many (many) years ago I had a dream I was BFF with Punky Brewster. We were hanging out and putting puffy paint designs on our jeans. I was so sad when I woke up and realized it didn’t actually happen and I really wanted those awesome jeans.

 +3Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Who Do You Think Mitt Romney's Favorite TV Characters Are? (97 comments)

Leland Palmer

 +4Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Nominations (85 comments)

KC will forever get a pass from me because of Bull Durham.

 +19Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Nominations (85 comments)

How is American Horror Story a miniseries? Because not all of the actors are returning for season 2??? That seems like a total loophole that Ryan Murphy figured out to get nominated.

 +11Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology (80 comments)

Sacrilege would be a scientology center housed in an actual church.

 +4Posted on Jun 20th, 2012 | re: The Story Behind Twin Peaks Is Pretty Interesting! (71 comments)

I watched this when it was on originally- I was 13 at the time. Unfortunately I find the images of Killer Bob every bit as frightening now as I did then. To say the mythology of the show has endured and continued to provoke and inspire people is not an understatement. I only wish I still had the Sassy magazine with the fashion spread inspired by the show. Me and my friends went on a total saddle shoes and pleated skirts kick in middle school trying to copy Laura and Donna’s look.

 +23Posted on May 2nd, 2012 | re: An Oral History Of Friends (30 comments)

Where YOU flyin?

 +9Posted on Jan 12th, 2012 | re: Breakfast Time! (18 comments)

What frightens me more is that the kid’s mother sounds like the killer from Silence of the Lambs. I kept waiting for her or him to demand that Logan puts the lotion in the basket.

 +17Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Woman Terrified Of Cats Is Ridiculous, Hilarious (54 comments)

That black and white kitten is the BEST. He is totally staring at her with an expression on his little kitty face like, “Really? C,mon, Really???”

 +8Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: This Friday Night Lights Tattoo Is The One True Tattoo (18 comments)

I am kinda afraid to tell you what your Mom has been up to…

 +45Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

I know I am at risk of being massively down voted, but Gabe is obviously trying to bring more people into the VG community by encouraging only new commenters and this entire thread is like a VG greatest hits album. I apologize for this comment not being funny (or poignant for that matter) but the few times I had something worthwhile to post, it kinda feels like trying to shout above all the other kids at the birthday party.

Bathroom mirrors at night are the worst. In my half slumber state I think Killer Bob is leering at me… and it is going on 20 years!

 +7Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri (38 comments)

Everybody sign my “please cast Guy Fieri in Fred Durst’s new show” petition so I can die and go to heaven. Ok, thanx, bye!

 +7Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread (143 comments)

I actually blocked out naked Harry and Hermione, thank God. Even dirty old women have standards. And “Cold, Cold Ground” really would have added to the gravitas of the Dobby burial!

 +49Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread (143 comments)

I respectfully disagree. I thought it was the most innovative stylistically of all the HP movies. I want to marry the animation sequence about the deathly hallows! Considering the long passage in the book of just the power trio searching for horcruxes, the movie was fairly quick paced. I say well done to everyone involved. I am (however) deeply disturbed by my wanting to jump Ron Weasley in one of those tents. Accio prison cell!

 +1Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble (201 comments)

Gabe specified that she watched and weighed in “later.” Someone so critical of others should be a bit more careful.