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 0Posted on Jun 3rd, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (9 comments)

you beat me, about to say the same exact thing.

 +2Posted on Apr 25th, 2013 | re: And Now Zach Braff With The Kickstarter (81 comments)

I feel like it is irresponsible of us to have not yet discussed the fact that he has a giant subway sized poster of Garden State in his Kitchen, apparently. because, obviously where else would it go?
….. side note: i would bankrupt myself to fund a Scrubs reunion movie –

 0Posted on Apr 17th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (16 comments)

interesting to see that The Biz actually left a novel alone for 15 years, especially after the.. “success”(?) of Trainspotting… I’m curious to see, honestly, how far they take it/actually follow the plot line? I highly doubt they’ll allow the movie to come to the same conclusion as the novel.*although* if they did, it’d probably be turn out to be one of my favorite movies.

also, i didn’t hear any Worms talking. …..anyone? any readers in the house following me here?

sorry, i get so pissy about novel to film adaptations sometimes :(

 +38Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

i know that feel, Joaquin-bro.

 +3Posted on Jan 29th, 2013 | re: Bam Margera - Comedy (÷) Time = Tragedy (24 comments)

man, i tried…i *really tried* to sit through the whole thing. I felt i owed it to myself as an old-school original CKY fan. It just made me sad and then i went on youtube and watched a bunch of Brandon DiCamillo’s prank call videos and felt better. ((

Bam doesn’t look just fat, he looks swollen. like his liver is about to explode. hope someone is looking out for his best interests, i have a feeling this chicky in the video is not.

 +2Posted on Jan 15th, 2013 | re: Wait, There Is Going To Be A Wahlburgers Reality Show? (44 comments)

my inner 13 year old insanity level +1 NKOTB fan requires me to watch. DONNIE 4EVER.

 +1Posted on Dec 26th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (9 comments)

if they (apatow) are going to just continue to make movies with virtually the entire cast of Freaks and Geeks over and over again can we just go ahead and get to work on a F&G movie or something?

 +5Posted on Jul 27th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (45 comments)

put catherine keener in anything and i’ll probably watch it. the movie she did before with platt, please give… adorbsies. she is a big pull for me, no idea why. it’s my Diane Keaton conundrum… I cannot resist anything with freakin Daine Keaton in it… *shrug*

in other news… Blonde Tom Hanks.


 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

No comments on Joyful noise yet, aka ‘Sister Act III: This Time No Whoopi’? Queen Latifah AND Dolly Parton singing Glee-style… this is just about the most patronizingly gay movie I have ever seen. If I had heard a single Lady Gaga I would have blinded myself eye-rolling. so yeah, I’ll see it; it’s part of my hag-contract.

in other news: I am so psyched how this movie trailer post turned into a huge U2 debate… YAY! BONOOOOO!

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

speaking as a U2 connoisseur, your standard BAD would have gone much more eloquently. but overall, i can’t complain as I am a crazy person U2 fan.

 +4Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (45 comments)

there are few things hotter to me int he world than ralph fiennes in a classic role, doin’ that whole Shakespeare thing. mama like. then… wow, gerard butler, too? nice.

if i hadn’t flinched every time (about what, 15 times?) i heard the word “ANUS” in that trailer, this movie would have turned out to be total girlporn for me.

wait, so n/m maybe the anus thing works out then. i dunno. ralph fiennes. mmmmmmmmmmm.

 +12Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E11: Paula Deen Will Eat Your Face (29 comments)

Just when i thought it wasn’t possible to detest Isabella more. Get this droopy sackbag off this show ASAP.

 0Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me (55 comments)

this show has literally turned into some sick “let’s see how much we can convince you to hate Mike and Dale” show. why dale keep winning? Just to spite me? they made tiffany cry. agreed, this eppy was crap. and despite the misspelled namesake, i am so ready for carla to go home. TOO MUCH.

 +6Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: T.M.I., Jeffrey Dahmer... (81 comments)

and now you are doing it. I TOLD YOU NOT TO. you have no one to blame but yourself.

 0Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: Arthur Trailer, You Guys (60 comments)

Lori petty

 +4Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: X-Men: First Class Trailer, You Guys (66 comments)

there has to be a way to get Famke Janssen into this movie somehow. dammit. I might just have to make a cut out and paste it on a Popsicle stick and just randomly hold it up and make it “walk” across the screen throughout the movie. continuity be damned, i want my famke!

 +9Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: X-Men: First Class Trailer, You Guys (66 comments)

agreed as well. dear hollywood, please put James McAvoy in all movies.


this week i learned something important: I hate Mike. he is a jerk. also Dale. Dale is a jerk…. Mike and Dale need to just fall off a cliff somewhere. Together. At the same time. Name calling and cat fighting all the way down the cliff…. ps I hyperventilated a little when Tiffy got in the bottom. She hasn’t rocked my soul this season quite as much as the last, but I still don’t want to let her go. STEP IT UP, TIFFY POO!!!!

 +9Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E06: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Shark Bag (36 comments)

i was totally hoping for an Eternal Sunshine ref in the recap. here I’ll make it myself: OMG MEET ME IN MONTAUK! ETERNAL SUNSHINE! WHY DIDNT ANYONE COOK WITH “CLEMENTINES”? GET IT?

I will let it go because i love this line so much: “This is so much more exciting than when they shop at Whole Foods,” said no one. —-HA!

 +13Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Performs "Country Strong" On The 2010 CMA Awards (88 comments)

“strumming it the way Mr. Noblet adds things on a calculator”

best thing ever said ever.

 +4Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: True Grit Trailer, You Guys (80 comments)

Gus 4ever <3

 +8Posted on Sep 8th, 2010 | re: Sad Keanu Just Fucking With Us Now (96 comments)

god it’s just stupid how gorgeous he is. STUPID.

 +7Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: The Green Hornet Trailer Strikes Another Blow In The War On Superheroes (64 comments)

this movie is just fodder for my rice queen-ish ways.

dude. kato. HAWT.

 +4Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

there you go.

 +5Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

ok i seriously count have been the only one to have episode three flashbacks here?

“it’s over anakin, i have the high ground!”