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 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

No comments on Joyful noise yet, aka ‘Sister Act III: This Time No Whoopi’? Queen Latifah AND Dolly Parton singing Glee-style… this is just about the most patronizingly gay movie I have ever seen. If I had heard a single Lady Gaga I would have blinded myself eye-rolling. so yeah, I’ll see it; it’s part of my hag-contract.

in other news: I am so psyched how this movie trailer post turned into a huge U2 debate… YAY! BONOOOOO!

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

speaking as a U2 connoisseur, your standard BAD would have gone much more eloquently. but overall, i can’t complain as I am a crazy person U2 fan.

 +4Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (45 comments)

there are few things hotter to me int he world than ralph fiennes in a classic role, doin’ that whole Shakespeare thing. mama like. then… wow, gerard butler, too? nice.

if i hadn’t flinched every time (about what, 15 times?) i heard the word “ANUS” in that trailer, this movie would have turned out to be total girlporn for me.

wait, so n/m maybe the anus thing works out then. i dunno. ralph fiennes. mmmmmmmmmmm.

 +12Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E11: Paula Deen Will Eat Your Face (29 comments)

Just when i thought it wasn’t possible to detest Isabella more. Get this droopy sackbag off this show ASAP.

 0Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me (55 comments)

this show has literally turned into some sick “let’s see how much we can convince you to hate Mike and Dale” show. why dale keep winning? Just to spite me? they made tiffany cry. agreed, this eppy was crap. and despite the misspelled namesake, i am so ready for carla to go home. TOO MUCH.

 +6Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: T.M.I., Jeffrey Dahmer... (81 comments)

dear internet: DO NOT EVER GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH JEFFREY DAHMER EVER.
and now you are doing it. I TOLD YOU NOT TO. you have no one to blame but yourself.

 0Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: Arthur Trailer, You Guys (60 comments)

Lori petty
amirite?

 +4Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: X-Men: First Class Trailer, You Guys (66 comments)

there has to be a way to get Famke Janssen into this movie somehow. dammit. I might just have to make a cut out and paste it on a Popsicle stick and just randomly hold it up and make it “walk” across the screen throughout the movie. continuity be damned, i want my famke!

 +9Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: X-Men: First Class Trailer, You Guys (66 comments)

agreed as well. dear hollywood, please put James McAvoy in all movies.

ALL MOVIES.

this week i learned something important: I hate Mike. he is a jerk. also Dale. Dale is a jerk…. Mike and Dale need to just fall off a cliff somewhere. Together. At the same time. Name calling and cat fighting all the way down the cliff…. ps I hyperventilated a little when Tiffy got in the bottom. She hasn’t rocked my soul this season quite as much as the last, but I still don’t want to let her go. STEP IT UP, TIFFY POO!!!!