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 +3Posted on Feb 2nd, 2010 | re: The Season Premiere Of Lost, Family Style (111 comments)

Dude, Jacob looks like a cross between C. Thomas Howell and Brendan Fraser’s Special Clap in that last picture.

The link that I clicked had a comma after “chat.” If you delete it in the address bar, it takes you to where you need be.

Or WHEN you need to be.

 +2Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: The Mannequin Remake Will Obviously Make No Sense (43 comments)

It’ll probably be Cobra Starship.

“And if the world runs out of 80′s cartoons to remake, we’ll still have mediocre 80′s movies to remake. Nothing’s gonna stop us now.”

 +13Posted on Jan 6th, 2010 | re: Predictions For Lost: The College Years (48 comments)

Charlie’s so excited! He’s…so… scared!

 +5Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: Of Course Christopher Lee Is Recording A Metal Concept Album (50 comments)

If I ever get married I’m putting a veil on a viking helmet and walking down the aisle to “The Bloody Verdict of Verden.” Suck it, Canon in D!

 +3Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread (115 comments)

I didn’t watch a whole lot of movies this holiday– perhaps I could give you a one-word review of each of the 38 episodes of Law and Order: SVU I watched?

 +4Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: How's Our Driving? (180 comments)

Only if Gabe records a 23-minute long video guide to surviving the weekend. Otherwise it’s all for naught.

 +3Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Separation (19 comments)

So, wait, that beard/ plaid shirt combo– is Mr. Cool Shirt in Fleet Foxes? 1987′s version of Fleet Foxes, which I guess would be Saigon Kick?

 0Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats (118 comments)

Whoops– “Reilly” has 2 L’s.

 0Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats (118 comments)

I’d like to nominate Hard Eight. Gwyneth Paltrow plays a hooker. Named Clementine. And John C. Reily and Samuel L. Jackson are in it too, which should be awesome, but instead you spend the whole time wondering what they’re doing in this fuckwad of a movie, which is not awesome. It’s anti-awesome, or “Goop,” if you will.