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In other “BBC is crushing it lately” news:
Amirite?
I knew guys like this in high school, and I had crushes on them all. Which is why I’m guessing he also builds sets and runs the spotlight for drama club, which allows him to play with flash powder for the pyro effects and scores him a set of keys to the auditorium (useful when he wants to slip away during assemblies and get to second base with his girlfriend – under the shirt but over the bra, because she’s totally into it and all but would be MORTIFIED if a teacher walked in). #tmigum
How does this not have ALL THE UPVOTES?
I feel like this issue was covered in Grosse Pointe Blank:
Zach Braff = Trouty Mouth
I would love to hate this movie but cannot because it gave me Zero 7.
PRANCER. Good God.
From IMDb:
“Jessica, the daughter of an impoverished apple farmer, still believes in Santa Claus. So when she comes across a reindeer with an injured leg, it makes perfect sense to her to assume that it is Prancer, who had fallen from a Christmas display in town. She hides the reindeer in her barn and feeds it cookies, until she can return it to Santa. Her father finds the reindeer an decides to sell it to the butcher, not for venison chops, but as an advertising display.”
There is also a subplot where the little girl sings too loudly in the church choir.
Holiday Inn (the non-racist parts)
I love how she gave herself the fake name “Harmony Star,” because that was totes the sort of name my 8-year-old self would have given myself.
I adore Three Kings. It’s one of the most realistic movies about life in the U.S. Army that I’ve seen.
I saw that movie once with a friend in the Army. After the movie, he said he hated it, but years later when your Facebooks and MySpaces became popular, he listed it as one of his favorite movies. My theory is that he didn’t want civilians to KNOW.
First, Larry’s gay. Second, Larry’s dead. And third, high school’s kinda over.
I was thinking the same thing.
Even if this is the case with, like, 0.001% of high-school-aged homophobic jocks … maybe we shouldn’t teach gay teens that, hey, that kid who’s making your life a living hell is secretly Just Like You. That privileged, popular guy – he’s the one you should pity, because he’s not Being Himself!
Maybe it’s OK to just say that you should hold on to the friends who love you for who you are, try to ignore the rest as best you can, and know that It Gets Better. #capitalizationgum
Anyone ever had Blackthorn? It’s a fan-effing-tastic cider that is apparently only available in the western UK as of a couple years ago. Lousy Brits, not importing their tasty cider.
Kentucky! Our neighbors to the south! #cincygum
There’s no carpool lane to sexy.
(Google Image search)
… Now he looks kinda like NPH! YES PLEASE.
(I have a thing for goofy geeky guys, what can I say.)
Cindi, we can totally get along! But I want to make sure Mrs. Hudson understands that we’ll still be needing that second bedroom.
Benedict Cumberbatch and I are like, really?
(about as funny as a screen door on a) Battleship
He has 20 minutes to get his parents back together, or else he and Manni will have to rob a grocery store.
It’s not even that I despise all “mainstream crap” – see my not-so-secret love of The Proposal – but I can tell when I’m going to be able to suspend my disbelief and when I’m going to spend an hour and a half railing against the wedding-industrial complex and ruining my family’s nice afternoon out. Bride Wars was clearly one of the latter types of movie.
I was watching Olbermann back in the Bush days, and he called Bush “the worst president since Buchanan.” I had to look it up, but it turned out to be pretty apt.
MARRY ME
My sister (who is actually a Kate Hudson in the birth certificate sense) got married last summer, which means she was planning her wedding as this movie came out. She and my mom saw it together. I said, “No thanks, but I’ll totally meet you at The Cheesecake Factory afterward.” At which point I got to hear about what an awesome movie I missed: “It was so funny when they were like: ‘Your wedding better watch its back!’ ” I was all, “Sorry I missed it, guess I’ll have the Spinach Apple Sun-Dried Tomato Ancho Chile Salad with a side of SHAME vinaigrette today.”
But seriousgum, this movie sounds like the worst, and I hope when I get married there is someone there to remind me that I will NOT REMEMBER any part of my wedding day, because I will be EXHAUSTED and also TANKED.
I was in England for study-abroad like 10 years ago, so perhaps this has changed, but it’s my understanding that the Brits HATE them some guns.
(I am pretty sure they call them no-rries.)
Like, this dude (sorry, “chap”) was chatting with us in a pub, and he was like, “So, in America, people actually OWN guns? But … you know they KILL people, right?”
I imagine that depicting gun violence in England would be like if there were an American show where the gang’s weapons of choice were really small tactical nukes.