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 +5Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: More Die Antwoord? Yes, Please! (49 comments)

You’ve heard of weed carriers, right?
Well, who do you think carries their meth? Because he’s the only one who’s obviously not partaking.

 +5Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Lost S06E01-02: Night Of A Thousand What?!s (89 comments)

1. Hurley seems like more of a Dumb and Dumber guy.
2. Codes are different from place to place.

 +18Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: More Die Antwoord? Yes, Please! (49 comments)

did she just take a swig out of her piss jar?

 +17Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: Kids Are Drunk And Heart-Breaking Thieves The Darndest Things (49 comments)

right. and then Chris Hansen shows up. no thank you.

 +1Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Routine Traffic Stop Lady (56 comments)

What, you couldn’t get a picture?

Also, no it wasn’t. Raising Arizona is funny.

 +11Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Routine Traffic Stop Lady (56 comments)

for about 5 seconds I thought she had been tased

 +3Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Routine Traffic Stop Lady (56 comments)

Agh, that was horrible! I’d rather watch Snooki get punched in the face all day.

 +17Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Necky Says, "Scarves Are For Assholes!" (61 comments)

You obviously weren’t listening. Since they go right in your pocket, you won’t lose ‘em!

 +2Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: America's Next Top Model: To Thine Own Self Be Taller (8 comments)

that’s really your whole schtick, huh?

i, for one, would love to see da cake eatur come back. gabe, can’t you turn a blind eye and let the man rebuild? da cake eatur, can’t you just stroll back in through the door with some wild excuse about where you’ve been? everyone else, can’t we play along and put this behind us? i want to believe.