woops, i was thinking of slither. nvm.

am i the only person who chalked up most of these problems to the fact that it was the season premiere? and AMC expects a lot of new people to tune into the show for the first time after two years of dormancy and a huge press push and everybody and their mother talking about it and they want to hook the people in to watching this entire season every sunday night, and so they have to pad it with all sorts of “informational dialogue?” especially now that don is a total pussy? shouldn’t the writers indicate to new viewers that he sure i mean obviously he’s handsome, but he’s handsome enough to be a womanizer in that universe? and once was a total shit-for-brains-and-it-was-awesome womanizer? also, tv episodes are boring sometimes and you just remember the good moments of an entire season but if you put all those moments together it’d take up, like, 60-70 minutes of television with all sorts of padding in the middle and that is fine. television is allowed to be like this. when we look back on “friends,” our collective favorite tv show, we say “what a great show. smelly cat. joey wearing all the t-shirts. the thanksgiving football game” but we don’t seem to remember the boring moments which was literally every other moment. you can’t run over somebody’s foot with a lawn mower in EVERY EPISODE. that’d be crazy.

UH GABE IS THAT YOU

http://pitchfork.com/news/45044-video-real-estate-easy/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PitchforkLatestNews+%28Pitchfork%3A+Latest+News%29

i say this respectfully:

maybe a weekly segment a la “the petting zoo” where we can combine all of the week’s best baby videos? “digital daycare” or something?

Dr. Doolittle

Salt 2: Savory with a dash of Snooze

how how how how how how how how HOW is this not everywhere?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVLt2dMKx6k&feature=player_embedded#at=26

so lars von trier makes commercials now?

she sliding down the uncanny valley from the wrong side. in the wrong direction. are we sure she’s not CGI’d? is this tintin? is this l.a. noire? is this the christmas train movie?

what a loser

does anybody else think it’s really funny when kevin james’ body hits something really hard and then he falls down or breaks something?

dr. scholl’s viral marketing campaign is off to an excellent start.

i’m gellin. tastes like melon!