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woops, i was thinking of slither. nvm.
sliver is a great movie
am i the only person who chalked up most of these problems to the fact that it was the season premiere? and AMC expects a lot of new people to tune into the show for the first time after two years of dormancy and a huge press push and everybody and their mother talking about it and they want to hook the people in to watching this entire season every sunday night, and so they have to pad it with all sorts of “informational dialogue?” especially now that don is a total pussy? shouldn’t the writers indicate to new viewers that he sure i mean obviously he’s handsome, but he’s handsome enough to be a womanizer in that universe? and once was a total shit-for-brains-and-it-was-awesome womanizer? also, tv episodes are boring sometimes and you just remember the good moments of an entire season but if you put all those moments together it’d take up, like, 60-70 minutes of television with all sorts of padding in the middle and that is fine. television is allowed to be like this. when we look back on “friends,” our collective favorite tv show, we say “what a great show. smelly cat. joey wearing all the t-shirts. the thanksgiving football game” but we don’t seem to remember the boring moments which was literally every other moment. you can’t run over somebody’s foot with a lawn mower in EVERY EPISODE. that’d be crazy.
hey, i’ve got a great idea! maybe videogum should post more baby videos!
UH GABE IS THAT YOU
i say this respectfully:
maybe a weekly segment a la “the petting zoo” where we can combine all of the week’s best baby videos? “digital daycare” or something?
kids say the darndest emulating their parents fighting every night and they probably live in a broken home so this is more alarming than cute things
this is the best post!!!!!!!!!
Salt 2: Savory with a dash of Snooze
The Lonely Island
Los Lonely Boys
how how how how how how how how HOW is this not everywhere?!
what kind of movie is this? i thought they stopped making this kind of movie.
toast has more taste.
so lars von trier makes commercials now?
she sliding down the uncanny valley from the wrong side. in the wrong direction. are we sure she’s not CGI’d? is this tintin? is this l.a. noire? is this the christmas train movie?
MY WORLD ASPLODED WHERE’S MY VIDJAGUM
what a loser
also, unfair advantage for anybody from queens when talking to animals. they’re used to it.
does anybody else think it’s really funny when kevin james’ body hits something really hard and then he falls down or breaks something?
i’ve always said that guy’s a bit two-dimensional
dr. scholl’s viral marketing campaign is off to an excellent start.
i’m gellin. tastes like melon!