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So, essentially… this.
You guys, I think we found Kelly’s Editor’s Choice.
This was very much the best time I’ve had in such a long time. Non-stop fun with Monster friends all weekend. I seriously had so many Topher Graces it was a problem, I had 3 more than they charged me for. YES this was a real drink only for the meetup.
Can’t wait to see all you LOSERS next week at the Unofficial* 5th Anniversary Meetup in Chicago!!!
*It’s only unofficial because Kate can’t come.
This isn’t a statement towards the size of Christina Hendricks chest, is it?
I figured you were helping Seth MacFarlane write his material. I felt no Hugh Jackman pee jokes was a rare miss for you. Les Piz. It’s right there in front of you.
I mean, I agree you have. The benefit of the doubt is certainly with you here. That’s very true. But even as someone who’s admitted, as you have, qualifying your statements coming from “a white, middle class man” who is aware of the privilege that you have, it’s still worth mentioning that along with that privilege there’s an unknowable pain and burden that others must carry. I believe in your heart of hearts that you know this to be true, and I don’t think I’m telling you anything that you don’t know, nor am I suggesting you walk on eggshells. Just as someone who doesn’t hold this privilege, when others’ plights, are even slightly made to seem lesser than, it cuts a bit. Look, you’re a smart man who has been very kind, to me personally even, who obviously crafted this with great passion and the right message, and ultimately what I object to was a footnote, but it just seems counter to what you’re trying to say. I’m just speaking to where I’m coming from.
Pardon if I seem over-reacty, but I can’t help but have a problem with the diminishing of “Cunt” vs. other epithets. It sort of lessens the exact struggles of the women who are being called this word. I’m not suggesting that Gabe feels that women’s epithets are causes are not as dire, hateful, or important than other disenfranchised groups, but that strikes a tone in me that did not sit right. I felt it was worth saying.
“Has to”
Frankly, I’m much more looking forward to Chris Brown’s pending endorsement deal with Dr. Pepper 10.
Here are ALL your Grammys for that.
Gabe just never got over Taylor writing “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” about him. Sometimes you’ve got to just look forward to hopefully greener pastures, man.
I met Chris Gethard at Mr. Coconuts post-callout and he was too CHICKEN to take me on. Or maybe I was just a normal person and thanked him kindly for the book. TOTAL PUSSY, BETA AF, 0/10.
I love you so much 2012, you’re my baby girl. I’ll never leave you. Stay sweet.
Clearly, Mary’s mother needs to get an account stat, so we can undermine Mary and look at embarrassing kid photos.
#OForOxford… oh who the hell I am kidding, no one from those days is around here anymore. We should make a GIF in their memory. They’d want it that way. They were pro-GIFs right? That’s how I remember it!
Whoa whoa, he’s terrible and gets butt pics? Don’t reward him LBT.
“I’m not a racist, Gabe. I’ve shaken Arsenio Hall’s hand several times.”
Bryan Adams just has that effect on people. If she doesn’t like the tape, he can just make another one to “Please Forgive Me”.
I seriously thought the same thing!
Oh ever the teacher’s pet, FLW. Or, substitute teacher’s pet anyway. I did enjoy today, Caroline, so you’d be the best Substitute teacher, under Dustin Hoffman on The Simpsons, and above Peggy Hill 3-time Substitute Teacher of the Year.
The Perfect Storm
But the Alamo Drafthouse also has Hecklevision which you actually text in the theatre and your texts appear on screen. So we can’t pretend like they’ve got a totally hardline stance. But yes, i absolutely agree. The Drafthouse is the best theatre I’ve patronized and I’m very happy they’re coming to NYC.
Also, people are still commenting on theGarden State WMOAT , which is so great. A gem that series was. Whatever happened to it?