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I’ve never been that funny. Well, at least, I thought I was funny until I started commenting here. I am merely a Peter Dinklage to you Manute Bol’s of comedy. But much like Peter, I’ve got a huge heart and, it has only grown in knowing all of you here. Gabe, you’ve been so accepting, more so then anyone need be, in the weird cast of characters here. I know, I’ve personally aired on the side of pestering to promote some meeting I was working on with Chris or why an image wasn’t showing up, but you were patient and you understood how much this small site meant in the lives of us commenters.
I’m proud to have met all of the truly wonderful people I have here. I’m proud to say I’ve been to a wedding of a person I met on this site and welcomed like family. We joke about moms and dads, but the camaraderie, the friendship, the love — that’s what a family is. Vin Diesel would be so proud of us.
To sum up, I’m so genuinely thankful for what you’ve built here, I’m proud to stick around here with all the wonderful people I’ve met and read, and my life has changed forever in the positive having known your work.
JD, aka myfakeironlung, aka too many nicknames which aren’t my real name.
Also, people are still commenting on theGarden State WMOAT , which is so great. A gem that series was. Whatever happened to it?
So, essentially… this.
You guys, I think we found Kelly’s Editor’s Choice.
This was very much the best time I’ve had in such a long time. Non-stop fun with Monster friends all weekend. I seriously had so many Topher Graces it was a problem, I had 3 more than they charged me for. YES this was a real drink only for the meetup.
Can’t wait to see all you LOSERS next week at the Unofficial* 5th Anniversary Meetup in Chicago!!!
*It’s only unofficial because Kate can’t come.
This isn’t a statement towards the size of Christina Hendricks chest, is it?
I figured you were helping Seth MacFarlane write his material. I felt no Hugh Jackman pee jokes was a rare miss for you. Les Piz. It’s right there in front of you.
I mean, I agree you have. The benefit of the doubt is certainly with you here. That’s very true. But even as someone who’s admitted, as you have, qualifying your statements coming from “a white, middle class man” who is aware of the privilege that you have, it’s still worth mentioning that along with that privilege there’s an unknowable pain and burden that others must carry. I believe in your heart of hearts that you know this to be true, and I don’t think I’m telling you anything that you don’t know, nor am I suggesting you walk on eggshells. Just as someone who doesn’t hold this privilege, when others’ plights, are even slightly made to seem lesser than, it cuts a bit. Look, you’re a smart man who has been very kind, to me personally even, who obviously crafted this with great passion and the right message, and ultimately what I object to was a footnote, but it just seems counter to what you’re trying to say. I’m just speaking to where I’m coming from.
Pardon if I seem over-reacty, but I can’t help but have a problem with the diminishing of “Cunt” vs. other epithets. It sort of lessens the exact struggles of the women who are being called this word. I’m not suggesting that Gabe feels that women’s epithets are causes are not as dire, hateful, or important than other disenfranchised groups, but that strikes a tone in me that did not sit right. I felt it was worth saying.
Frankly, I’m much more looking forward to Chris Brown’s pending endorsement deal with Dr. Pepper 10.
Here are ALL your Grammys for that.
Gabe just never got over Taylor writing “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” about him. Sometimes you’ve got to just look forward to hopefully greener pastures, man.
I met Chris Gethard at Mr. Coconuts post-callout and he was too CHICKEN to take me on. Or maybe I was just a normal person and thanked him kindly for the book. TOTAL PUSSY, BETA AF, 0/10.
I love you so much 2012, you’re my baby girl. I’ll never leave you. Stay sweet.
Clearly, Mary’s mother needs to get an account stat, so we can undermine Mary and look at embarrassing kid photos.
#OForOxford… oh who the hell I am kidding, no one from those days is around here anymore. We should make a GIF in their memory. They’d want it that way. They were pro-GIFs right? That’s how I remember it!
Whoa whoa, he’s terrible and gets butt pics? Don’t reward him LBT.
“I’m not a racist, Gabe. I’ve shaken Arsenio Hall’s hand several times.”
Bryan Adams just has that effect on people. If she doesn’t like the tape, he can just make another one to “Please Forgive Me”.
I seriously thought the same thing!
Oh ever the teacher’s pet, FLW. Or, substitute teacher’s pet anyway. I did enjoy today, Caroline, so you’d be the best Substitute teacher, under Dustin Hoffman on The Simpsons, and above Peggy Hill 3-time Substitute Teacher of the Year.
The Perfect Storm