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 0Posted on Jun 7th | re: Casting The Live-Action Archie Comics Movie, Obviously (24 comments)

I was going to say Andy Serkis as all three.

 +11Posted on Mar 7th | re: This Is Just Some Very Good Homophobic Slam Poetry (53 comments)

I thought she was just doing a cover of an INXS song…

 +5Posted on Feb 19th | re: Downton Abbey Season Finale Open Thread (42 comments)

I was very, very upset. I could have handled “I have to go now. My planet needs me.”, but not Matthew’s lifeless blue eyes and trickling blood. :( :( :(

 +22Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Rick Santorum Rests Richard Mourdock's Rape Case (51 comments)

It’s ok no worries. It’s the perfect size for my wallet. I can tuck it in next to my sustainable seafood watch card and my picture of Scott Baio holding HIS picture of a black guy he keeps in HIS wallet at all times.

 +1Posted on Oct 12th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (8 comments)

Hey, I think we work on the same floor (at the office, not at ComicCon)

 +7Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: Who Should Play The Mean Girls In Bravo's Heathers Reboot? (34 comments)

I was in high school in the 90s and we didn’t have cable. I’d read the tv guide and saw that Bravo would be showing all these cool foreign films and think “Oh, it would be so comfy and convenient if I could watch this airing of ‘The Double Life of Veronique’ right now instead of going to rent it at the video store.”

I grew up on Long Island with all these loud meatnecks and at the time Bravo appeared to be some cultural escape from that, but now Bravo is just emblematic of loud meatnecks. So weird how it became opposite-land like that!

Please make believe I posted a picture of Mark Wahlberg with a tattoo on his neck of 9/11 going down like it did. (sorry, I don’t have Photoshop on this computer)…

 +4Posted on Aug 24th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Song About Legitimate Rape (20 comments)

Everyone remembers the most shocking and tragic episode of “Little House on the Prairie”, right? The episode “Sylvia”. Where the girl Albert Ingalls likes is legitimately rape-raped by Walnut Creek’s blacksmith who wore the creepiest mask.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZTK7EGLuUM

People in 1981, when the episode was filmed, certainly believed that horrible slut shaming, victim blaming and rape babies can occur.

 +4Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: The Obama Attack Ad Heard 'Round The Everywhere This Weekend (18 comments)

Please tell me where you got these gifs!

… a lot butter…

Tommy’s rendition was a lot better.

gaarrgh! I will fix this tomorrow morning… Basically, I saw this on a subway platform three years ago and didn’t have a camera, but I did a google image search for it and found it.

So full of pathos. Ooo, teehee, I used a Greek word!

 +10Posted on Mar 16th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (72 comments)

 0Posted on Mar 13th, 2012 | re: Super Hero Disco Dance Party (30 comments)

I’m a big, big nerd with all things Brazilian– mofo means mold in Portuguese. I remember going to a bar in Rio called Mofo and being all ‘hahahahaha, mofo’ interpreting the same way…

 +2Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: It's Time To Talk About Kirk Cameron's Monumental Trailer, You Guys (57 comments)

Good look of fortitude at 1:07.
Good Celtic rock at 1:08.

 +5Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: Saxophone Bikini Beach (28 comments)

Remember ‘Champagne Taste’? Anyone? It was exactly one year ago. Happy Univore Anniversary.

http://videogum.com/268871/champagne-taste/webjunk/viral-video/

 +25Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: How To Get A Boyfriend In Middle School (43 comments)

Katherine Chloe Cahoon was so cute when she was a kid!

The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting Middle School Men

 +17Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Please tell me there will be a “You Can Make It Up” about this tomorrow.

Pleeeeeease!!1

 +7Posted on Jan 3rd, 2012 | re: Everyone Just Pick Who They Want To Play Them In The Biopic (47 comments)

John Cusack as Lane Meyer (even though I’m a girl) skiing on one ski, for me, please.

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: A Butter Message To The USA! (26 comments)

He is so strident, isn’t he? –These children

 +3Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (26 comments)

I lorried when the girl and Holly were reunited. Did anyone else?

He is interesting. From his YouTube profile:
http://www.youtube.com/user/amonsen

About Me: Author/illustrator of “All My Friends Are Dead” and “I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York.” Your future friend.

Also, his Tears in Heaven video description is:
This is dedicated to my Eric Clapton and my mom, Gail.