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So full of pathos. Ooo, teehee, I used a Greek word!

 +10Posted on Mar 16th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (72 comments)

 0Posted on Mar 13th | re: Super Hero Disco Dance Party (30 comments)

I’m a big, big nerd with all things Brazilian– mofo means mold in Portuguese. I remember going to a bar in Rio called Mofo and being all ‘hahahahaha, mofo’ interpreting the same way…

Good look of fortitude at 1:07.
Good Celtic rock at 1:08.

 +4Posted on Feb 8th | re: Saxophone Bikini Beach (27 comments)

Remember ‘Champagne Taste’? Anyone? It was exactly one year ago. Happy Univore Anniversary.

http://videogum.com/268871/champagne-taste/webjunk/viral-video/

 +25Posted on Feb 3rd | re: How To Get A Boyfriend In Middle School (43 comments)

Katherine Chloe Cahoon was so cute when she was a kid!

The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting Middle School Men

 +17Posted on Jan 18th | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Please tell me there will be a “You Can Make It Up” about this tomorrow.

Pleeeeeease!!1

 +7Posted on Jan 3rd | re: Everyone Just Pick Who They Want To Play Them In The Biopic (47 comments)

John Cusack as Lane Meyer (even though I’m a girl) skiing on one ski, for me, please.

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: A Butter Message To The USA! (26 comments)

He is so strident, isn’t he? –These children

 +3Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (26 comments)

I lorried when the girl and Holly were reunited. Did anyone else?

He is interesting. From his YouTube profile:
http://www.youtube.com/user/amonsen

About Me: Author/illustrator of “All My Friends Are Dead” and “I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York.” Your future friend.

Also, his Tears in Heaven video description is:
This is dedicated to my Eric Clapton and my mom, Gail.

The footage of the amped up frat boys made me wince because their date rapey-ness was so palpable.

 +2Posted on Oct 25th, 2011 | re: Ashton Kutcher Would Like To Open A Dialog About Something? (43 comments)

That’s my boyfriend/professor, Prof. Ashton Kutcher. I have an appointment with him when he holds office hours this afternoon.

 +11Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Let's Give Anne Hathaway A More Interesting Catwoman Costume (35 comments)

This French rapist?

I’m having a herpes outbreak right now, but you’d never know it. Thanks Herpecol. — Dana Marschz

 +24Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Really Look At Jon Hamm, Ladies, Really Look At Him (59 comments)

This was what Fabio looked like before he became “Fabio”. Holy.

 +2Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Really Look At Jon Hamm, Ladies, Really Look At Him (59 comments)

And then another one with this guy with the guy above…

 +3Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: Don't Live In An Apartment Like This (85 comments)

She does yoga and makes her art in her tiny apartment.

 +2Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies (155 comments)

Thrill Bill (with a surprise birthday party)

 +3Posted on Jul 23rd, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden (97 comments)

I’m appalled that they proudly pulled out proof that she was 16, all like, “Ha, in your face, haters/doubters!” as if normal people’s attitudes about pedophilia don’t even exist at all(?)

 +3Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: Let's All Make Up Our Own Fake Entourage Gossip Column Blind Items (33 comments)

Which actor who looks like the slow elder sibling of the Jonas brothers is part of the Christian right? Despite his role as a sleazy fame whore on a hit HBO show about sleazy fame whores, Slow Elder Jonas is actually a devout Christian who hasn’t so much as taken a drink, let alone Biblically known a woman (or a man, for that matter, despite what you may have heard). SEJ spends his time at parties (or “Babylons,” as he privately calls them), secretly pouring out his drinks into potted plants and chatting up aspiring starlets in hopes of reforming these Jezebels. So strong is his belief system that he’s managed to convert his entourage into a prayer group. The group spends one day every week handing out tracts to their colleagues, which are “really good for, like, rolling fucking awesome joints,” said one co-star.

*credit for this goes to my dear non-Monster friend, but hopefully she will become one soon. i’m posting on her behalf.

 +5Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Alison Brie And Gillian Jacobs GQ "Lesbian Scene" Open Thread (140 comments)

Awesomely put. Beautifully put. Brava!!!1 (look how enthusiastic I am with the accidental “1″)

 +1Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nell (105 comments)

Okay, okay, I take full responsibility for my comment for not being at all funny or adding anything to the conversation or universe. I accept that -1!

Here is a baby and a Hovawart dog for some reason. Peace.

 +2Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: James Spader WILL Join The Office Cast (17 comments)

Yay!